#infinite chocolate hack

[murasaki-sama]

I thank Goncharov for finally killing those stupid posts that were all like "do you remember when tumblr believed x?"

We never believed X, Y or Z!

We knew there was no such thing as infinite chocolate and that that weird pink shit was not chicken.

But we reblogged it for the same reason Goncharov was such a hit.

We liked the bit and wanted to share.

[resident-disappointment]

Am i the only one who was subjected to the infinite chocolate hack on BuzzFeed instead of Tumblr 2013?

[consistantly-changing]

Images that sometimes get lost:

March 28, 2013

How to Eat Chocolate Indefinitely

This one seems to have been a one day thing but it’s certainly made its rounds on Tumblr in that one day. The whole trend seems to have started with this image:

which purports to show a method by which one may somehow make infintely regenerating chocolate. The image was soon adapted into a slightly more comprehensible gif:

which of course still does not explain how this is at all possible. Needless to say, it was inherently obvious to most Tumblr users that this was impossible, but very few people could determine what flaw there was in the proposed method that created the illusion. This caused something of an identity crisis on Tumblr, as bloggers evidently thought the laws of physics could be broken by a gif of a chocolate bar. The issue was finally settled, thankfully, via a number of posts demonstrating that the original subtly altered the dimensions of the chocolate after the cut to make it work:

with this knowledge, the users of Tumbl could at least sleep easy, and somewhat disappointed, knowing that infinitely regressing chocolate is still far beyond our grasp.

[bakurapika]

Very neat video for those of us who remember the infinite chocolate hack!

(Content warning - one of the examples has people he narrates as "warriors," but the word/art used on the old toy are offensive.)

[deniedmysign]

Infinite Chocolate 無限チョコレート #shorts #asmr #chocolate

[bogkeep]

NO WAY

[chickenmcnuggies]

when I walk Squirt and he shits i obviously use the little doggie bags the apartment building has around at little clean up stations, and there's always little trash cans there to throw them away in. but the closest one from where i live is across the street, and there's a big field behind the building where my porch is he can go in, so ya know sometimes I don't wanna go across the street just to throw something away.

so i toss the dog bags into this one specific chair on my backporch until i go take garbage to the dumpster, so it doesn't stink up my house right? and ya know, summer, heat, poop. attracts a lot of annoying flies.

well this one very smart spider decided to make a web directly across the top of the poop chair, high enough that i can still easily toss them into the seat of the chair, but low enough that it's nearly impossible for flies to land/take off from it. thereby becoming my business partner in making walking out my back door tolerable.

[savrenim]

you: the Banach–Tarski paradox me, an intellectual: tumblr infinite chocolate hack

[achromic-red-dreams-doze-angrily]

Thank you for your comments on that post oh my god its so nice knowing im not crazy and some people actually understand what im trying to get at

omg yeah of course! your post is so right and true and I'm sorry people can't understand what you're trying to say

[somebeetledude]

Stupid ass tpp cart blanche headcanons 🫶

(PLEASE ADD SOME IF YOU HAVE ANY 🙏🙏🙏‼️)

Juno is a great cook but refuses to cook, instead eats dry pasta. Rita eats industrial sized barrels of sprinkles.

Buddy thinks that in theory, her current favourite food would be chocolate ice cream.

The first thing nureyev ate aboard the cart blanche was one of rita’s salmon flavoured snacks. they have since secretly become his favourite food, although he very rarely eats them.

when nureyev stole the contents of juno’s safe, all he found was a bunch of gifts from juno’s past clients, some old legal papers and a few creds. He found this infinitely charming.

Vespa once showed rita how to paint perfect black nails. She has since violently denied these allegations.

Nureyev is allergic to cats.

Jet collects little trinkets that Rita gives him, and neither of them ever verbally acknowledge this. 

Jet can play guitar.

Buddy and Jet play chess together. This first started when Buddy was recovering from radiation sickness, and they quickly adopted this as a weekly game, even aboard the carte blanche.

Buddy and vespa make an awful duet, although they have great singing voices seperately. They always sing together on karaoke night. Rita and Jet make a brilliant duet. Juno can sing but rarely does, and nureyev is a great singer, but only when it comes to jazz.

Nureyev painted some of the bad art Juno collects.

Buddy wears a jessica rabbit dress.

vespa looks great in a suit. I cannot stress this enough. Absolutely fucking rocks that look.

buddy also looks great in a suit, but almost never wears them.

Nureyev and Buddy sometimes wear each other’s high heels.

Buddy habitually greets people with a kiss on each cheek. 

Buddy’s weapon of choice is a flamethrower.

Rita once hacked into the database of a banned cars dealership for jet for his birthday.

Juno used to wear a fuckass fedora. Buddy talked him out of it.

Buddy knows a lot about old earth pirates. Like, just. So much about them. Has an entire cabinet dedicated to old earth pirates.

Rita and nureyev are the only two aboard the cart blanche who can speak brahmese, nureyev because he grew up there and Rita because she watches a lot of streams in brahmese. They both often judge people on jobs in brahmese.

Buddy and Juno smoke.

Jet makes lovely little pastries and cakes. Rita appreciates his talents.

Vespa and Juno both take their coffee the same- no milk, one and a half sugars, and then about half a cup of milk and another sugar when no one’s looking.

Rita takes her coffee with one teaspoon of coffee, whipped cream, sprinkles and synthesised cheese melted on top.

Rita’s historical idol is Mabel from gravity falls.

[somelegobird]

I need something to do so uh,,, *ahem*

What every character has said they love(d) (according to the fandom wiki transcripts)

Same structure as my wish list, this doc has it colour coded and some extra notes from me if you're curious.

I'm not taking tone into account here because I can't understand it!! I'm also only counting stuff that they said themselves, if someone else said they love something/one it won't be counted. Maybe if I get bored one day I'll create a second version in the doc that does include them, but don't count on it.

I've only done this to the episode The Spell at the Waterfall (DR s2e5) because that's the latest transcript available SOMEONE PLEASE GO DO THE TRANSCRIPTS AAA

Acronix

For Kai and Nya to try and escape

Arin

The idea of looking out for ways to help anywhere he can

His parents

Benthomaar

Trimaar

Brad

Planting flowers

Chen

Buttons

Lessons

Cole

To visit his Mom and Dad

The smell of land hurtling towards you in the middle of the night

His Tread Assault

Ceremonies

Chocolate-covered shell peas

Slow jam

Dareth

Mr. Pale's work

When a plan comes together in his head

Delara

Nadakhan

Dr. Julien

Zane

Ed

A tour of the Bounty

To see Nya again

Edna's crumb cake

Edna

A tour of the Bounty

To see Nya again

Fedulian

To catch the ruffian that broke into his place

Garmadon

What the Oni did with Ninjago

Harumi

Lloyd

Jay

When it's Zane's night to cook

The idea of whoever finding the identity of Samurai X becoming the green ninja

Daffy Dale

Their new gis (in Rebooted)

The hacking capabilities of the Techno Blades

The Weekend Whip

Fritz Donnegan movies

His room in the Tournament of the Elements

Roller Skates

Skiing

Cleaning the hull of one of Nadakhan's ships

Parades

Going in and kicking snake butt, or whatever passes as a snake's butt

Mister Cuddlywomp

Nya (Six times)

The smell of arcade in the morning

Kai

The idea of the ninja holding a tournament to figure out who is the best

The gold highlights of their uniforms

A good old fashioned rollercoaster

Nya (twice)

When a plan comes together

Sitting around and talking instead of doing

Crazy ideas

Clutch's book

The "infinite lives thing" of Prime Empire

His Golden Dragon Raider

Karlof

To build

Lloyd

The dark

The idea of being called "Mutt the Miracle"

The Destiny's Shadow

Lou

Kai's energy

Mechanic

Spider bombs

Misako

Garmadon

Lloyd

Murtessa

To see a demonstration of Jay's elemental powers

Mystake

Ninjago

Nelson

Bananakhan flavoured ice cream

NinjaFanInfinity

The New Ninja and the Classic Ninja working together

Nya

To go on a date with Jay

The lights of Day of the Departed

Jay

Nyad

The song of the whales

Percival

Studying at school

Pixal

Zane (Three times)

Pythor

Revenge

Raggmunk

The smell of screams in the evening

Ronin

The Allied Armor of Azure

The Ninja's TV spot

Rufus McCallister

Zane

Sora

Allotted recreation hour

Arin (twice)

Spitz

The smell of new old stuff in the morning

Suetonius

Mucoid hat mondays

Trimaar

Benthomaar

Vangelis

Vania

Wu

Scenic drives

Misako

Zane

Pixal

Below is this list but ordered chronologically and the lines are directly copied from the transcript (and it says what season & episode they are). There's also some lines that aren't included above because they weren't directly about one person's love

Rise of the Serpentine

(Rise of the Snakes) Kai: And will be declared the Green Ninja! I love it!

(Home) Jay: Mmm. Oh, I love it when it's Zane's night to cook.

(Home) Wu: Yes, Zane. We would love for you to make dinner.

(Snakebit) Ed & Edna: We'd love a tour!

(Snakebit) Lloyd: I'm the son of the Dark Lord. I love the dark. I eat this stuff for breakfast.

(Snakebit) Cole: Hi, Mom and Dad. Of course, I'd love to visit.

(Never Trust a Snake) Pythor: Hmm, I love revenge!

(Can of Worms) Cole: Ah. I love the smell of land hurtling towards you in the middle of the night.

(The Snake King) Kai: I love the gold highlights.

(The Snake King) Kai: I love a good old fashioned roller coaster,

(The Snake King) Jay: So whoever learns the identity of this Samurai is the one who will become the destined Green Ninja. Ha! I love it.

(Tick Tock) Dr. Julien: And the only reason I'm about to do this is because I love you.

(Once Bitten, Twice Shy) Nya: Sure! I'd love to.

(The Royal Blacksmiths) Lou: Kai, love the energy, hate the hair.

(The Rise of the Great Devourer) Cole: I love this thing.

Legacy of the Green Ninja

(Darkness Shall Rise) Wu: Also, I love scenic drives. 

(Double Trouble) Cole: I love ceremonies. 

(Double Trouble) Brad: And I love planting flowers.

(Child's Play) Jay: Oh, look. A first edition "Daffy Dale." I used to love that nut growing up. 

(The Last Voyage) Rufus: I love you, you stupid Nindroid.

(Island of Darkness) Misako: There was a time when I loved him very much.

(Island of Darkness) Kai: Oh, I love my sis.

Rebooted

(The Surge) Jay: I love the new threads.

(The Surge) Jay: Ha! I love it! 

(The Art of the Silent Fist) Jay: Hey, I love this song.

(Codename: Arcturus) Jay: I love Fritz Donnegan movies.

(Codename: Arcturus) Kai: Ah. I love it when a plan comes together.

Tournament of the Elements

(Only One can Remain) Jay: Haha! I love my room!

(Only One Can Remain) Cole: Look, chocolate-covered shell peas. I love these.

(Ninja Roll) Jay: Oh, roller skates. I love roller skates!

(Ninja Roll) Chen: Button, button, I love buttons.

(The Forgotten Element) Chen: I love lessons.

Possession

(Stiix and Stones) Ronin: Hey, love the armour.

(Grave Danger) Jay: Whoo-hoo! I love skiing! Haha!

(Curseworld, Part I) Cole: I do love a slow jam.

Skybound

(Public Enemy Number One) Ronin: Been meaning to say, love the TV spot.

(Public Enemy Number One) Kai: Haha. I love my little sister.

(My Dinner with Nadakhan) Jay: Ha! I love it!

(Wishmasters) Lloyd: Uh, sounds great. Love the idea.

(Operation Land Ho!) Edna: And after you save Nya, bring her over for a bite. We'd love to see her again.

(The Way Back) Nadakhan: But do you still love me? Delara: Of course.

Day of the Departed

Nya: Oh, this is my favorite holiday. I love all the lights.

Ed: I know, son, but I love your mother's crumb cake.

Hands of Time

(A Time of Traitors) Jay: Aw, I love a parade.

(Scavengers) Kai: Oh, yay, I just love sitting around and talking instead of doing.

(Scavengers) Jay: I love it!

(A Line in the Sand) Raggmunk: Ah, I just love the smell of screams in the evening.

(The Attack) Jay: Mister Cuddlywomp… is a teddy bear I used to love when I was five, but now he's totally lame and—

(Secrets Discovered) Lloyd: I love it!

(Pause and Effect) Wu: I should have told you I loved you before you went to—

(Out of the Fire and Into the Boiling Sea) Acronix: I suppose escape is impossible, although I'd love for them to try.

Sons of Garmadon

(Game of Masks) Harumi: I...I love you.

Hunted

(Iron & Stone) Dareth: I love your work.

(Iron & Stone) Karlof: I love to build!

(Two Lies, One Truth) Mystake: And I fell in love with this world he created.

(The Weakest link) Dareth: I love it when a plan comes together in my head.

March of The Oni

(Into the Breach) Garmadon: Love what you've done with the place.

(Endings) Misako: I love you. 

(Endings) Kai: I love crazy ideas.

Secrets of the Forbidden Spinjitzu

(The Belly of the Beast) Jay: Oh, thank you, Nya! I love you.

(Boobytraps and How to Survive Them) Kai: Yeah! I love...that book.

(Ninja vs Lava) Jay: Oh, thank you Nya! I love you!

(The Message) Zane: Pixal, I love you.

(The Kaiju Protocol) Pixal: If this doesn't work, please tell Zane... I love him!

Prime Empire

(Superstar Rockin' Jay) Kai: Huh. I love this infinite-lives-thing!

(One Step Forward, Two Steps Back) Jay: I love you!

(The Temple of Madness) Jay: Don't leave me! I love you.

Master of the Mountain

(Queen of the Munce) Murtessa: I would love to see a demonstration.

(The Skull Sorcerer) Vangelis: I love you, child, but why don't you ever listen?

Seabound

(Long Live the king) Trimaar: I love you.

(Long Live the King) Benthomaar: I love you too, Father.

(Papergirl) Nelson: I love Bananakhan

(The Calm Before the Storm) Jay: Ah, I love the smell of arcade in the morning.

(Nyad) Nya: she mouths "I love you."

(The Turn of the Tide) Jay: Nya! I... I love you.

Crystalized

(The Call of Home) Nyad: Oh, I love their song.

(Public Enemies 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5!) Kai: Wow. I love this thing!

(A Painful Promise) Jay: Take care of Nya. Tell her I love her.

(The Fall of the Monastery) Mechanic: I love these things.

(Return of the Ice Emperor) Pixal: Zane, if these are our last functional moments, I want to express that my love for you is ingrained deeply in my circuits.

(Compatible) Pixal: I felt things ... I never felt before. I felt ... love. For you.

Dragons Rising season 1

(Return to Imperium) Past Sora: I'm just excited about getting back to my work is all, but love allotted recreation hour.

(Mindless Beasts) Percival: I love studying at school!

(Mindless Beasts) Arin: Love the sound of that.

(The Temple of the Dragon Cores) Sora: I love ya, Arin, but not everything is some big cosmic plan.

Dragons Rising season 2

(The Blood Moon) NinjaFanInfinity: New ninja, classic ninja, working together? Love it!

(Shattered Dreams) Suetonius: Mucoid Hat Mondays. Yes! Love.

(Shattered Dreams) Fedulian: I'd love to catch the ruffian that broke into my place, but I have a business to run.

(Shattered Dreams) Sora: Arin I love you buddy, but you got to realize that not everyone tells the truth.

(Beyond the Phantasm Cave) Arin: What? No! I love you! I miss you!

(Force From the East) Spitz: Ah, I just love the smell of new old stuff in the morning.

If you notice an error or want me to order it in another way for ease of use, feel free to tell me!

[beardedmrbean]

https://youtube.com/shorts/tJqnfEc-SdE?si=HWKEOxXKR2OBQ_RZ

the infinite chocolate hack has made it to YouTube

they're welcome to it and may they suffer horribly trying to figure out how to make it work

[plantanarchy]

just saw the infinite chocolate hack on tiktok with the comments all debating it seriously history is a wheel doomed to turn around again and again and

[krispdreemurr]

wait green tasty anon is making me imagine synesthesia kris and i really enjoy that

Kris actually got into piano bc some chord is identical to the taste of caramel chocolate and they were like holy shit infinite chocolate hack

[gojogetozine]

👁‍🗨Please welcome Habibi to the Vol 2 stage! Would Gojo, snapped in half like a chocolate bar, realize the famous infinite chocolate hack? Maybe! Are we psyched for Habibi's piece? YES!🐉

[savrenim]

this was LITERALLY us for an hour

[/ ID: the 'spider man pondering' meme with the text "me presenting a deep and well-cited argument that if the structure of math exists to be the most useful to describing the universe, Gojo ought to be the person that gets to decide whether or not the continuum hypothesis (proved to be independent of the axioms of set theory) should be true or not which he could just check by generating different types of infinities right, and also that he should fully just be able to use his abilities to create the tumblr infinite chocolate hack there’s literally a wikipedia page about how you can do it in five pieces we’ve known this since the 1920s it’s called Banach–Tarski and it’s really cool" over Peter B Parker, and the text "my friend who just came over to watch anime" over Miles Morales /end ID]

DEEPLY amusing to be dragging a friend into jjk who came in with (a) the knowledge that Someone Has Math Powers and this is why I am obsessed with said anime and (b) that I am writing a fic called 'the axioms of set theory' centered around them and........ proceeded after the fifth episode........ to pause and ask me to explain the axioms of set theory to them.............. and listened for a solid hour about set theory building up our system of numbers and different types of infinity and the Axiom of Choice and its consequences.......... until like 1:30 AM when I finally drop the "you know this has absolutely nothing to do with jjk right like yes [character] has math powers but. the don't elaborate on the math at all besides very elementary convergence / divergence properties. sorry for the hour long math tangent but you have learned purely about math in the last hour not about any anime" and then we returned to watching jjk