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Phillip: Lord, we have a problem.
Andrew: There are 5000 hungry people here and the only food we have is this boy's bar of chocolate.
Jesus: Not a problem. *pulls out a knife* 11/12 disciples don't know about this cool hack.
#infinite chocolate#infinite chocolate hack#bible joke#christian joke#bible jokes#organic home grown content#religion tag#christianposting#you decide which disciple knows about the hack#it's probably judas - anyone else would share it#(i looked up this story in all 4 gospels so i could include the right disciples)
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I can just imagine aliens interested in researching Humans being super confused on how human came to be
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'no fear required!'
#screenshot shared with permission#don't know how to tag this#bible jokes#tumblr humour#?#you may reblog this
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Help! Someone had faith the size of a mustard seed and now the mountain I was hiking is going to throw itself into the sea!
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#bible fandom#bible jokes#shitpost#shitposting#haha funny#chaoscore#chaotic bastard#funny conversations#funny messages#funny dms#adam and eve
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Simon the Zealot vs. Mathew the Former Tax Collector
#funny#cartoon#digital drawing#digital art#bible#bible story#bible fanart#bible memes#bible jokes#biblical figures#bible study#christian humor#christian faith#christianity
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Dad Jokes
Jesus: I'm the son of God
Pharisees: No way!
Jesus: Yahweh
#dad jokes#jokes#funny jokes#bad jokes#humor#jesus#jesus christ#bible#bible jokes#christian jokes#christian humor#bible humor#funny
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Making a mountain out of a molehill seems like it would be a biblical miracle but nooooo when I do it it's making a big deal out of nothing and I get less people following me around instead of more
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Why did they listen to death metal in the Old Testament, but not the New Testament?
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Because after the resurrection, death really lost its sting.
#Jokes#Bible jokes#Death Metal jokes#The target audience of this joke is somewhat narrow#You have to know enough about scripture but also just a little bit about death metal#Maybe it's not that specific#My pastor laughed so I have his seal of approval
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IM A CHRISTIAN AND THESE ARE AWESOME
i’m p sure i’ve posted this before, but it’s still funny
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#cartoon#funny#digital drawing#bible#bible story#biblical figures#bible scripture#bible study#bible jokes
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jesus breaks the omegaverse
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#faith in god#faith in jesus#jesus is coming#god#jesus#god is kind#jesus christ#god is real#christian faith#christian blog#holy spirit#jesus is the way#jesus is life#jesus chirst#christian jokes#jesussaves#i love jesus#lord jesus christ#jesus loves you#belief in jesus#bible scripture#belief in god#bibleverse#bible quote#bible study#christian quotes#christian living#christian bible#godisgood#godbless
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4 MINUTES (2024) I 1.02 "It's pretty deep. All the doctors in the ER are busy. I'll stitch it up for you."
#4 minutes#4 minutes the series#bible wichapas#jes jespipat#great#tyme#greattyme#great x tyme#userfaiza#userrlaura#uservix#bl series#thai bl#this scene fucking ate#oh the creators know what they're doing#him getting so close to him in that specific way ;) he knows what's up#i love how shy bible's character gets#but imma say this.... i don't trust tyme - i think he's trying to lure great in#but joke's on him and he's gonna fall for him for real#blood tw#mywork
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Ok I have a narrative change to a pretty famous piece of fiction. It's called the Bible, dunno if you've heard of it. Yknow when Jesus dies and he goes to hell for 3 days and apparently fucks shit up down there?
WHY WASNT THERE AN ENTIRE BOOK ABOUT THAT?!
Like I mean book as in book of the Bible. That would've been so fucking cool. Maybe I'd even still be Christian if it existed! Like you want me to praise a God that gave himself human form just to have sex with 12 other men and then get whipped and punished, only to nowadays punish anyone who even has gay thoughts? Uh no thank you. Wait, what's that? You say he had a fucking 3 day long shonen battle with the entirety of hell itself? Fuck yeah I'll pray to that badass!
#i hope god sees this and takes this criticism to heart for Bible 2#but also im scared that jesus coming back is gonna be like every other blockbuster revival#like dude holywood is running out of ideas#bible jokes#athiest#god hates me for being a fag#writing advice
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4 MINUTES | 1.03
#4 minutes#4minutesedit#tvedit#4 minutes the series#greattyme#bible wichapas#jes jespipat#jesbible#4minutes#uservix#usertaeminie#tusersilence#userspicy#userrlana#usersasa#userbon#rinblr#userspaige#userjamiec#bylaura#userlinnea#boyslovesource#thaidrama#fyeahthaidramas#usergay#bledit#the yellow tint on this was no joke#i was surprised they revealed this so early!!!
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