#tumblr humour

[yourlocalbadgerscales]

Sirius: You know what I definitely should have done as a kid? I should have just scared everyone in the church I was baptised in by hissing and yelling in Latin as soon as I touched the water. That would have been sick as fuck. Sirius: Unfortunately, two-month old Sirius Black had no way of learning Latin… Peter: You could have just downloaded Duolingo, you know. Sirius: As a two-month old? I don’t think so. And I don’t think Duolingo teaches Latin, anyways. Peter: Oh, I know that. What I meant is you could have just not done your lessons, and then you could just have waited for Duo to arrive at the church and creep the fuck out of everyone. Sirius: Sirius: Why, you sick and twisted motherfucker. Regulus: *lips twitching* “Ahh, help, the Devil himself has arrived! Everyone stand back!” James: *wheezing* “Be gone, you sick, green Devil! Be gone, I say!” Sirius: *wheezing* Remus: I am surrounded by maniacs. Lily: Indeed. You are all mental, you know that, right?

[blackbulletsblackheart]

Came onto Tumblr for the first time in a couple of months after a conversation with someone saying everyone here hates Rings of Power and wanted to look at some of the discussion surrounding it but ended up doing the usual doom scroll and getting updated on the latest insanity exclusive to this site

[leebtwxx]

as a girl i feel honoured(?)

ok not really

[thinkingredwizard]

'no fear required!'

[loz37]

Happy October 3rd to all who celebrate

[curiouslyskepticcrux]

I must've said something nice about Timothée Chalamet ONCE in front of my older brother - maybe I said I liked one of his movies or that he was pretty. I don't remember what it was.

And now, every time that there is a news/gossip article about Timothée and my brother sees it, he sends it to me!!! 🤣

It happened again just now. A WhatsApp message with no context. Just a link. This time it was about Timothée and Kylie kissing.

I think this is hilarious. Typical sibling behaviour 😸

[leebtwxx]

this is giving the time @duothelingo reblogged one of my fucking posts outta literal nowhere

This idea came to me at 3am so don’t ask.

[leebtwxx]

wow that's really old

[troythecatfish]

[that-bluesybitch]

[no-goodbyes-no-regrets]

i found this on my computer just now, no idea where it came from but it made me laugh so I'm posting it here.

[leebtwxx]

this is the best site

[darkhorse-javert]

So the dash did a thing

[lafemani]

[troythecatfish]

[leebtwxx]

LOL HELP

“writing fanfics is something I do in my free time for fun. I will not treat it like a job and will instead treat it like a hobby because that’s what it is.”

also how it feels being a fanfic writer: