#the bit

[faustblogs]

The existence of a person with standards in regards to the bits they'll commit to implies the existence of an individual who will commit to any bit. A bitslut, if you will.

[murasaki-sama]

I thank Goncharov for finally killing those stupid posts that were all like "do you remember when tumblr believed x?"

We never believed X, Y or Z!

We knew there was no such thing as infinite chocolate and that that weird pink shit was not chicken.

But we reblogged it for the same reason Goncharov was such a hit.

We liked the bit and wanted to share.

[inkwells-posts]

Two things you have to know about me are I’m gay, and I don’t know when to stop a bit

[larsisfrommars]

Next patch/hotfix better be the “we’re sorry Wyll” super patch or me and Larian gonna fucking FIGHT

[arrowheadedbitch]

Honestly, if I found out Shawn didn't even like pineapple and was doing all that to stick to some made up bit I wouldn't even be that surprised

He's just like that

[oocdpfics]

X

[anxietycomments]

omg no honeybun , i am committed to you its just that i’m committed to the bit as well

[moonmoonthecrabking]

if i had a nickel for each multisexual sapphic couple from a musical i shipped with one character being interpreted as pan by their actress i would have two nickels. which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice in a couple of months right

[onetruefool]

The most maddening part of Nathan Fielder is that we only assume that we're in on the bit with him. That he's only performing bits on\at\to the people on TV.

We have to be in on the bit, because we know he's got a bit. It wouldn't work on us.

Right??

[industrialangel]

Might have a piece of watermelon with dinner.

[theredumbrellatheory]

i'm actually lifelong best friends with the bit,

we flirt and sometimes we drunk kiss at parties

[minscofrashemen]

Komi would absolutely be so evil. Sorry guys but he would let bhaal take over his mind (until it wasn’t funny. Then the bit is over and he’s dropping it)

[underratedmhapoll]

Guys, for the last time, I can't add characters that don't exist.

[creature-in-calico]

Is eating masturbatory? Is sleeping masturbatory? Is smiling masturbatory? Is masturbating masturbatory? No... Its human...