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if i were braver, i would have assembled a list of the best songs this year about eating pussy
#bubblegum chew chew eat me like fruit loops#flo milli woman that you are. topline writer that you are. comedian that you are.#and that tinashe song too#eat my pussy boy. don't call me#incredible stuff ladies
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# when a man keeps interrupting time with the wife
#they were so done with edge from the start. incredible stuff ladies. brava#supercorp#lena luthor#kara danvers
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Thinking about marriage/women's rights on Vulcan Some may think that T'Pring not being allowed to divorce Spock was because he was going through the pon farr but if she were allowed to divorce him at all she probably would have done that a long time ago, confirmed by T'Pol when she's speaking with Koss, who isn't suffering from the pon farr. She says that he can choose another mate (without invoking a fight it seems: note the difference between a 'mate' and a 'challenger') and after he makes it clear that nothing she says will change his mind about marrying her, she finally threatens to declare a kal-if-fee. It's clear that Vulcan women cannot divorce/refuse to marry a man they've been betrothed to under any circumstances if A) He himself doesn't consent to ending their marriage or B) She doesn't have someone else waiting in the wings to be given to in his stead. Though, if the challenger she selects fails to win the fight, she'll have to marry her betrothed anyway unless (again) he decides he doesn't want her after the challenge. That seems like an incredibly unfair system, heavily biased towards men. SNW is an alternate universe in many obvious respects but most egregiously in that T'Pring has a lot of non-canonical agency over her relationship with Spock. It's interesting to me that Vulcan society has women in many positions of power and treats women as equal to men from what I've seen despite these laws. We don't really see Vulcans exhibiting a misogynistic attitude towards women in general but in TOS (perhaps because of its general writing style but it's still interesting to note) both Sarek and Spock take on patriarchal attitudes specifically regarding wives. Amanda says that 'of course' Sarek commands her because "he is a Vulcan and I am his wife." It's worthwhile in my eyes to note that she specifies 'wife' instead of attributing this attitude to women as a whole. Again, with TOS' writing style it wouldn't be out of place for her to say "he is a man and I am a woman." Spock, while in a pon farr induced irritation, states that it's "undignified for a woman to play servant to a man that isn't hers" - again implying that there's something specific about being a Wife in Vulcan society which is different from being a woman in general and demands subservience to a husband. This could perhaps stem from the extreme sense of ownership that Vulcan law has permitted men to have over women. A woman legally cannot point blank refuse marriage. There is no option which guarantees she won't have to marry her betrothed other than death. When T'Pau speaks of T'Pring she refers to her as being 'property' and Stonn, before being interrupted, states he's made 'the ancient claim' - we don't know what this is because he gets cut off but it's obvious they're both using the language of Vulcan law. Men are permitted true freedom to choose. If a woman wants to choose someone else to be with there is no option available to her other than the kal-if-fee which might result in the death of the one she wants to be with. And, if her lover fails, her husband can still just decide he wants to marry her and she'll be forced to. T'Pring gives two scenarios: One where Spock 'frees' her and one where he doesn't - it's still ultimately his decision which is clear when he ends the conversation with "Stonn, she is yours." This again isn't just because of the pon farr as T'Pol also goes through this. Koss can choose another mate and when the option is talked about there's no implication that this would result in any sort of fight (both by the casualness of its mention and by the fact that there's no formal word for it unlike the kal-if-fee.) Also, the fact that Koss does eventually grant T'Pol a divorce and it's all fine means that T'Pol isn't lawfully required to have another man waiting if her HUSBAND doesn't want her. It's ONLY required if SHE doesn't want her husband. Tradition must take precedence over individual desire UNLESS!!! You're a man. Then it's fine. Like, your parents might not be happy but legally you're golden.
#as a note do NOT read the comments on any T'Pol marriage clips on youtube they're full of 'haha women amiright' jokes about#how she's leading Trip on and being a bitch for not choosing him etc - if you become interested in female characters you learn#quickly just how much people still hate women displaying any amount of complexity/doing anything that isn't just falling into a man's arms#even if that hatred doesn't take the form of outright vitriol (aka: 'I feel so sad for Trip bc T'Pol's marrying some other guy')#Trip: T'Pol listen this arranged marriage stuff is no good - you've gotta be free! You have to do what YOU want to do!#T'Pol: -legally seen as property of her husband in the eyes of the law- ...............#<- not dunking on Trip it's just funny how easy it makes it seem - but!! He doesn't know all the facts#as evidenced by him saying T'Pol might 'call off the wedding' to her mother - T'Pol can't legally call off shit#It's also interesting how gender isn't really mentioned in any of the clips I've seen - it's very clear to me that T'Pol has no options#specifically because she's a WOMAN within her culture but that's almost like a quiet undercurrent and not focused on as a main#point of dissatisfaction - which I imagine it 1000% would be for Vulcan women when men have infinitely more freedom#Vulcan Man: I don't wanna marry this lady#Vulcan Law: Ok#Vulcan Woman: I don't wanna marry this guy#Vulcan Law: Noted. So - if you and your lover are willing to risk his life there's a chance (if he wins) that you can get out of marrying#him BUT if your husband kills your lover and still wants to marry you you DOOO have to marry him sorry you just gotta#<- this also makes it incredibly dangerous to in any way warn your legal husband that a kal-if-fee might be incoming#the element of surprise is a HUGE advantage when it comes to winning a fight to the death (which your lover can train for)#Vulcans#T'Pol#T'Pring#star trek#I don't think this is bad necessarily (as a fictional worldbuilding thing) but I wish it were explored more#It's especially interesting because it's an aspect of logical Vulcan society - it's clearly not logical but it's also clearly rooted deeply#in tradition which may mean Vulcan long ago used to have a much more extreme gender bias towards the male population#it just implies a lot that Vulcan has these old laws which are unfair towards women yet they still follow BUT women are treated as equal#citizens OUTSIDE of marriage! Maybe there was a feminist movement before? Is there another brewing? Where are the Vulcan feminists!
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hey guys did we ever discuss why the hennessy copy girls were so prepared to take on violent home invaders. why were they so coordinated they were just a bunch of 20 year old weird art freaks in a toxic codependent situation. did they do a group bonding martial arts class. did they all just watch home alone a bunch. was there ever an explanation for this.
#the first time i read it i think i assumed they were like some badass fighting team or something#no. they just happened to fuck up home invaders twice in one book#admittedly they mostly die the second time but they gave an incredibly good figh#and like june (?) literally fought to the end like she was a fucking trained assassin or something#they pulled off the dark lady heist so presumably they had practice w that stuff but coordinated defense against armed attackers is differen
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ahsoka and shaak based on this togruta redesign by SpectralVulture !!!
#star wars#clone wars#togruta#ahsoka tano#shaak ti#my art stuff#ladies.... bows down#another colored ink thing from my sketchbook lmaoo#this one actually went thru 2 sketchbooks which is. rare#anyway togs continue to be absolutely epic and i fell in love with that redesign as soon as i saw it incredible work
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i gotta say playing as durge and finding the Prayer for Forgiveness in the mind flayer colony has genuinely made me unwell. Durge and gortash..... I'm rotating them. gnawing on them. absolutely freak4freak. help.
#man the detail about telling halsin that you're deathly afraid of krakens though you've never seen one#and then finding a journal down there that describes it as being like the belly of a kraken is sosososo good#especially when it's confirmed that you spent a lot of time down there after you were deposed#AND that you tried to strangle that lady with your own disembowled intestines like damn durge what a little freak (affectionate)#Just an incredible area for durge players really#I do wish your companions (esp your LI) could react to the stuff you find there and the implications ™#Really the only way it could be better#baldur's gate 3#bg3#bg3 spoilers#dark urge#dark urge x gortash#dark urge spoilers
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so with echoes of wisdom .. i havent watched any of the trailers beyond the very first one and the thumbnails/screenshots and what others have said about it-
but with the world inside the rift being called "Welt des Nichts" aka "world of nothing/void" in german ('still' in english, for some reason) and demises title in french being "avatar of nothing" ... yeah my anxiety is shooting through the roof again
(hopefully you can be a little more forgiving for me being anxious/weird about it bc demise is my blorbo)
i had similar worries with totk, that werent proven true thankfully, but the darn book is making it all worse again with all those weird lore things the game doesnt even so much as hint at AND potential retcons- im in for a really rough time huh, not just stress in real life (more in tags.. its alot) but now about my specific hyperfixation from two things even (AND artblock still..)
weird as it may sound, i dont want demise to get more lore, partly bc i dont believe theyd do anything with him that i would like (given their track record) but much more importantly- the fact that he has this little lore about him is precisely one of the reasons why i fell in love with him, i tend to like characters that are neglected by the narrative, and his story being both so flat and already done meant i can be very creative with what i come up with for him without necessarily contradicting anything in canon (which is ... or was a big point of how i wrote destiny's story and lore, working with canon in a way that reframes it all without straight up ignoring it ... but i suppose i urgently need to let go of that and accept i spend alot of time working things that will go to waste :( ) AND not having to worry that there will be more stuff with him that would massively change not only what im writing but also potentially how i feel about him since the game he was briefly in was the oldest chronologically and ended with his death- i didnt expect them to mess with anything that far back and thought theyd just go forward and leave the timeline behind and wouldnt mess with it again, given how botw seemed to be a sort of 'fresh start' that seemingly regarded the past as the past that needs to rest and that the timeline was finally no longer a discussion if everythings unified through botw and one thing going forward
but i suppose i was very wrong with that .__.
right now the only thing that motivates me still is the left over determination and spite to work on my zelda comic, since i have never gotten this far and really want to get something done for once, but i cant lie that im feeling like i should pause all work on it too to wait and see waht the book and the new game will do .. either to determine if i still have the will to keep working on it after those things are out (my love for tloz has been taking alot of hits lately ..) or if i have to change stuff (mostly bc of my lore problem trying to not ignore it ..)
#ganondoodles talks#zelda#ganondoodles rants#sorta#suicide attempt mention in the IRL stuff im talking about in the following tags btw#theres some construction stuff on our house going on#and my father is extremely stressed about it#he used to be very explosive- being silent and then exploding out of nowhere .. probably left me with lasting damage yippie-#but now he much more lets it eat at himself bc hes old and feels bad for the past stuff so now it makes him irritated and depressed#my older brother is the most normal cis straight guy you can imagine and incredibly impatient and bossy (you CANNOT talk with him)#(brother doesnt live in our house)#and while hes helping out hes doing it exactly how my father doesnt like and since you cant talk to the guy (explosive +200) it stresses hi#to the point of my father yesterday saying that “it would have been better if i had just died back in the day”#likely referring to the time when he was drafted for the military against his will and tried to kill himself#which i learned only like .. a year ago- theres so little my parents tell me ....#its like my mother telling me- while my father was in hospital for heart surgery- that she not only almost died back when i was a young tee#and only survived bc of some incredibly unebelievable lucky coincidences (medics on a travel being there that knew what she had-#-while our local doctors said welp- nothing we can do lady AND them beign there with a helicopter and emergency transferring her#to antoher bigger hospital while giving her immediate treatment our local one didnt do- AND at the big one just so happened to have-#-an expert on that illness in the facility when she arrived who was able to narrrowly save her life#BUT ALSO while she was recovering and weak and frail as a dust bunny witnessing someone stealing hospital surplies-#not noticing she was in the room at first (which .. the nurses left her in the nurse room while going on break ... which uhm .. yeah cool)#and if my mother hadnt acted in time like she was fully asleep and the lady stealing stuff beign in hurry- she might have killed her#without my mother being able to fight back bc she could barely even talk (the nurses didnt want to believe her when they got back either)#ANYWAY that comment from my father brough me to tears#and my mom is trying out more ... other medication shes not prescribed in hopes of it helping agaisnt her many pains#but i worry it will interact with the other stuff shes on ...#and i worry so much about both of their mental and physical well being#always trying to be the one to calm them down or help with communication bc that is a big problem in this houesehold#but i myself am also a very much not normal and not medicated shut in who has trouble dealing even with my own feelings
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its really specific and kind of petty but I hate being able to do something cool but because I'm not a conventionally attractive cis woman if I posted a video of me doing it it'd get like ten notes but if I was 5'4" with a full chest and a slim figure it'd be at like 140k notes. Part of me is like yeah Idc I don't want the attention but another part of me is like well I'm mad that if I did it wouldn't go anywhere bc of that.
#smokey talks#like the rope dart video or the girl blowing out candles with swords and stuff#i know that most of the viewership on those things are like... gross dudes who r like oooh yeah girl do thing....#but the fact that i cant share my skills or take joy in my hobbies publicly without being seen as a 'violent man' bc im trans is#incredibly frustrating#and also maybe its just the depression talking but. it really does not feel good when its like. doing the same thing and ppl r like#ew no one cares#but then a pretty cis lady does it and everyones like ooooh tell me moreeee#'shes so hottt not to be a lesbian but omg'#and it also feels like. ppl r being reductive of the talent displayed in the videos bc they always have to qualify:#like. 'i bet u didnt think a GIRL could do this.' when u should be like. wow this person is skilled#idk im just rambling i just wish someone would take interest in my hobbies#but the only community in my hobbies is wildly transphobic. so i cant even go there really#anyway ignore this im just rambling
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my lady jane lgbt but specifically trans allegory was so crazy djnfjefjdnm like i'm like 100% sure that's what they were going for w the whole ethian thing. like that whole scene where they talk about how he can possibly stand constantly being challenged like this and him saying that he doesn't care bc people that matter to him know who he is, plus the narrator literally calling non-ethians cis like it's not subtle
and i really love how the whole narrative was like. people are starving and there's constant riots and a few idiots control the entire country but the person trying to seize power isn't addressing any of those issues because her entire campaign is "when i'm the ruler i'll exterminate every trans person". and it works. feels very relevant right now and i really liked the way all that was handled
#it's.... like it feels kinda weird at times? like if u wanna write lgbt people this bad just write them#but like there *are* gay people it's not like a complaint#it's just strange to watch a show in 2024 where the gay subtext feels exactly like stuff from the original xmen movies#does that make any sense... like it's not 2000 anymore so it's strange how#heavy handed the homo/transphobia metaphors are when they could just write actual homo/transphobia#again it's not a complaint it was just a weird experience to see storytelling like this from a modern show#the lgbt acceptance in media (unquestionably an incredibly good thing) has kinda killed the oppression allegory#since they can just write actual oppression. so it was very surprising to see it here especially because I wasn't expecting it#but it was good i liked it....s2 pleeease#my lady jane
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the High Lord and Lady of the Night Court
Feysand Week 2023 (no theme, I just wanted to draw my mom and dad)
#Feysand#Feysand Week#Feysand fanart#Acotar#book fanart#rhysand art#feyre art#sjm#acotar fanart#the night court#the high lord of the night court#the high lady of the night court#sorry for being so awol guys#Idk how people who do full time jobs are so active here I literally cannot handle it you guys are incredible#anyway please have some Feysand!!#I have been working on some other stuff that I want to post so#hopefully I'll get to that!#art#booktumblr
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leading lady of comic: I wonder why, unlike my first husband, my second husband says sweet things so easily. Is it bc he's younger than me? is it bc he used to be kind of a slut?"
me, chin in hands and kicking my feet: ma'am. I think your lawfully wedded boytoy is in love with u
#'character who is incredibly smart at planning political moves but doesn't process emotions at all' is such a great trope#you see if it's a character dissonance thing rather than a plot contrivance ... it's a satisfying arc!!!#the smartest people can struggle with the most obvious stuff. especially if you're a seasoned leader who has been married before but only#now has fallen in love! this is new territory for her! all the booksmarts in the world can't save her#like. her ability to control the tides kf both local nobilty and powerful international figures is a testament to her social skills#but like. figuring out what everyone in the room wants and playing them off each other is sooooo different from. noticing the little#and big ways someone loves you and only you. and reciprocating them because you love this person too.#IT'S SO FUN WATCHING HER SUCCEED AND STUMBLE AND GROW!!#even if the world building is a little helter-skelter i can forgive this because the character arcs of the main lady and her friends are fun#the remarried empress#snowswords
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Yes I will attempt to learn a language for the only reason that I saw a great movie in that language. No I do not how to swedish
#do i have too much spare time#i was watching some bergman movies#over the weekend#persona is rly good#autumn sonata is also incredible#i started to learn french because yk#portrait of a lady on fire is a masterpiece#now it is swedish#this is consuming me#english was easy to learn but i was a child with gelatine brain and all that stuff#it's much much easier when you're young
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/breathes. This icon is called killme003.png for the sake of this post because honestly, where yesterday I was rather demotivated from writing up more meta, I woke up today with the strength of all Aeons in existence (and... not-so-in-existence-anymore) for intense research. So I put my thoughts through the sternest 'let's try to shake and shoot up the perspective/logic/theory' process that I could manage, and it's still standing. If anything, I'm more certain than I was yesterday or a week ago, that MHY is doing something substantial, and vastly nuanced with this damned character. I thought I had big-brain thoughts on/for Guizhong, but I don't know if those hold a candle to the ones I have for Kafka (actually, they really do). My issue with this lady in wine though, I don't know where to start writing it all down. It's like 10 messy whiteboards that are hypotheses on her trailer, the words she uses therein, "Don't be afraid, listen to me, wasn't it you, who invited me?", "Destiny has thousands of faces, why does it choose to wear this one?", "Stealing a glance?" during someone's final moments during her spirit whisper? Like, come on, you can't tell me she doesn't play into fate somehow beyond what we've all obviously gathered. You can't tell me that there isn't a more authentic face that has been staring right at us this entire time. She borderline if not directly says it right to us, but we're almost taught to not listen anymore, to think that there's more to something, but what if writers are using that against us, what if this is an instance where we should take words at direct face value? On top of everything else, of course. Fate is "inevitable" and right in front of us always, after all.
God, imagine a being tied so intricately woven into fate (vastly differently from Elio, mind you), speaking quotes upon quotes about the inevitability of fate, and being tied to nihilism, and yet firmly holding some sort of faith into choice, and hounds us on it. I mean come on, one of the main quotes in the entire story of HSR are her words: "When you have the chance to make a choice, make one that you know you won't regret." And she directly tells us in her own SQ, and it is a confirmed truth and not a lie, that Kafka herself does not believe destiny to be predetermined. Now to what capacity? We don't know. But the contrast of this, the rich nuance in this drives me insane. The duality of this woman, the spider (which itself is already a duality of a creature) and the butterfly (not necessarily as juxtaposed as one would believe, it all depends on perspective), the curiosity/fascination opposite her boredom, the ease of her killing which is reinforced with the emotional distance of her submachine guns, and yet she speaks how we should "let morality be our (your) guide", which fits perfectly alongside the decision of having her wield a katana, a blade that was worn by those following the highest code of honor? Speaking of emotional distance, the way she speaks of humans and humanity feels so distant, along with her talk of fragility. God, I just, want to shake HVY very firmly and fiercely. The fact that her eyes are highly likely to be concealed (hello, red), the fact that her voice is altered consistently, and yet we're shown the depth and warmth of her actual voice, and the empathy it holds consistently around primarily one person (almost two).
I love writing meta, but I don't know where to begin. I don't know where to start, but I'll get there. I just wanted to show how messy my mind is, I suppose. It makes perfect sense in my head, I've seen the dots, I've connected them, I see you MiHoYo, and you're giving me everything my brain needs in terms of latching my claws into something. But my god, where do I start writing it all down.
#[ ooc. ] don't try to make it logical or edit your soul according to the fashion. rather; follow your most intense obsessions mercilessly.#[ /rests my fingers to my temples and applies pressure as if it'll give me all the answers. ]#[ i will get there. i wanted a challenge and i already knew i'd found one when i picked her up last year. but my god. ]#[ aeons give me strength to put all the stuff that's incredibly sensical and logical in my head-- to paper without it being nonsensical. ]#[ or appearing as such. ]#[ /wallows. ]#[ i should honestly have an early night and get up earlier-- i'll be gone throughout the afternoon so it'd be nice to have time... ]#[ in the morning. ]#[ or at least i believe it'll be in the afternoon. i'm gonna go sneak downstairs to check. ]#[ but hi welcome to another episode of sae losing her mind. ]#[ i'm getting one step closer to that looney bin every day. ]#[ meta. ] the mara's tether is firmly in her grasp. she will not pull upon it before the designated time; nor shall she relinquish it.#[ can i even tag it with this? no. but i'll do it any way for... reference i suppose. ]#[ any way-- GOODNIGHT LADIES AND GENTS. ]
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laptops age in dog years too
#shes a tired old lady from 2012 but at least shes past having hot flashes (now that I changed the thermal paste lol)#(actually having pretty normal temperatures)#(the old stuff was incredibly cooked)#(it was not a hard job btw shes very receptive to such work. even has a separate panel for changing the storage drive nd ram)#(im tempted to get new ones for her but it would be like ... nvm ill just say its prob better to let her go with dignity)#(shes doing good atm tho I just ran minecraft for a bit. sometimes laggy and risky around mobs but ran .. tolerably)#(maybe Terraria will do better)#(terrariacraft is cool tho)#(if ur a fan of Terraria pls check out terrariacraft mod for minecraft)
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nail girlie momo forcing everyone in the dan to let her practice on their hands and kido is always letting her bc Whoa momo holding my hand for over an hour. crazy. but ALSO kido is one of those ppl incredibly fidgety abt nail filling and all that so they sit through it with the power of gay love. they stare at momo the whole time bc she sticks her tongue out in concentration and kido thinks its cute. whatever
and when it's done they see their hands and it feels so foreign kinda like when rin dressed them in those fancy clothes. then gets emo abt rin bc she always had such perfectly manicured hands. erm anyways then they get distracted when momo's like THEY LOOK SO PRETTY DANCHOU THEY SUIT U:3
#im a nail girlie myself. fun fact abt tumblr user yuukei yikes#people are incredibly fidgety abt their nails theyre like yes do my nails but then get scared as soon as i try pushing back their cuticles.#anyways. many years ago i used to go get my nails done and i always thought damn. this is intimate. this lady is holding my hands.#ok basically number 1 fans of momo doing nails: kano ayano haruka#mary is also INCREDIBLY fidgety abt her cuticles and nail filling so momo cant do much.#OH HOW COULD I FORGET ANOTHER BIG FAN IS HIYORI#ayano always gets the same color (red). kano always gets the same color (black). which is boring for momo#haruka changes it up a little more and encourages her to try nail art but she's kind of not great abt it and he ends up with insane stuff#momo is also crazy abt doing shintaro's cuticles but he is the number 1 baby about it. he's like OUUUUCH STOP IT HURTS#and momo's like I HAVE NOT EVEN GRABBED UR HAND YET.#she also begs takane to let her do her nails. takanes like (flaps sleeves around)#but bc of the sleeves theyre untouched shes got a lot of cuticles to work with/doesnt bite her nails/rarely cuts them so its good 4 shaping#and momo wants them to practice but takanes like. my hands are like this for a reason. im not letting u put me through sensory hell#ok sorry for the oddly specific hcs. good night#kagevinnie#headcanons#momo kisaragi#kido tsubomi
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Guys, please listen to "Kronos Unveiled" from The Incredibles because that song gave me the angst Bowuigi idea that I'm about to share with you all.
(And just a quick heads up, if some of the ideas look familiar, it's because I took inspiration from this one-sided Bowuigi angst post I made a while back and The Secret Alliance Bowuigi WIP idea I talked about back in early April.)
(Adding a cut here because this might be long otherwise.)
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Okay, so after countless failed attempts of marrying Peach, Bowser decides to change his evil ways and become a good guy. Happy to see that Bowser is finally changing his ways, Luigi starts visiting Bowser to help him on this good path journey, which results in them becoming good friends (and maybe eventually become a couple, but I'll go over that more at the end). As Peach sees Luigi and Bowser's friendship (and sees that Bowser actually wants to become a better Koopa), she asks Bowser if he wants to sign a peace treaty with her as a way to bring their two kingdoms closer together, which Bowser 100% agrees to because this is something he also wants to do.
However, not everyone is accepting of Bowser's newfound kindness.
So at first, Mario was very wary of this new version of Bowser because he was worried that Bowser was going to take advantage of Luigi's kindness and use him to get closer to Peach and the MK. However, after some long 1-on-1 talks with both Luigi and with Peach, he starts to realize that Bowser has actually been telling the truth and genuinely wants to stop the conflicting war between the two kingdoms.
That is, until people started to go missing.
Now at first, it wasn't very noticeable. Mario figured that all the different royals he needed to talk to were just taking a vacation or were sick and couldn't reach back out to him. However, after noticing that his close friends and very important people (i.e., Yoshi and Rosalina) were missing, that's when Mario realize that something was up.
So after about a week or so, Mario tells Peach and Luigi that he's going to visit Daisy for a week just to catch up. They haven't seen each other since the Strikers Tournament, so Mario figured that it would be a good time to travel to Sarasaland to see what the spunky and out-going princess is up to.
At least, that's what he told Peach and Luigi.
In actuality, Mario is instead going to secretly visit Professor E. Gadd. The reason? Mario needs to borrow an invention from E. Gadd that'll either help him break into Bowser's Castle and/or take pictures of what's going on behind closed doors at Bowser's Castle (as a way to prove to Peach and Luigi that Bowser's not as good as he saids he is).
And E. Gadd agrees to let Mario borrow an invention.
So after about a day of travel, Mario quietly breaks into Bowser's Castle without trouble and doesn't immediately see anything suspicious. Of course, this doesn't stop Mario from sneaking around the castle as he has this really gut-wrenching feeling that Bowser just has to be up to something.
And this is where the "Kronos Unveiled" scene really starts to come into play.
So similar to the starting scene, Mario finds this big computer in a huge and dark room, so he walks up to it. He sees that he needs a password and after guessing the password (Koopa), he has access to all the secret files of Bowser's Castle. After clicking on the "Royals" option (this would replace the "Supers" option from the movie scene), Mario discovers something really horrific.
A lot of royals have died.
No, a lot of royals have died because Bowser killed them.
The 7 kings from Super Mario Bros 3, Prince Peasley, even Rosalina and the Star Spirits from Paper Mario, Bowser has invaded dozens of lands and murdered those rulers of the said lands in an effort to make his airships more powerful.
But his plan doesn't stop there.
After some research in the computer, Mario discovers that "Operation Koopa" consists of 3 phases.
Phase 1: Bowser absorbs the power of the Super Star (like how Mario and Luigi did at the end of the Mario movie) after he stole it from the Star Spirits.
Phase 2: Bowser travels to the Mushroom Kingdom in the middle of the night with his Doom Ship (this would take place after he signs the peace treaty with Peach).
Phase 3: Bowser uses the Doom Ship (and himself since he absorbed the power of the Super Star) to destroy the Mushroom Kingdom (in an effort to force Peach to either marry him or he'll kill her).
And what's really interesting about this idea is that I have two different approaches on how this all can go.
Idea 1: Everything that I just told you guys is all Bowser's idea. Like this Bowuigi angst idea I brought up in the beginning of this post, from point A to point Z, Bowser is very willing to play the long-con if it means that Peach and/or the MK will finally become his.
OR
Idea 2: Bowser is not the one in control here, but it's actually King Boo who's making Bowser do all of these bad things (and this approach wouldn't be like the Bowuigi Secret Alliance idea I also mentioned at the beginning of this post (although, you can kind of make it like that if you really wanted to). I mean more in the sense that King Boo would full-on possess Bowser in order for him to help him (King Boo) reach his ultimate goal of taking over the entire world.
Personally, I like idea 1 a little bit better, but the pure idea of King Boo being the one who's pulling all of the strings also sounds both really intriguing and really angsty (like no joke, there's this one idea I have in regards to the E. Gadd & Peach scene where Boolossus (or some other important Boo besides King Boo) is possessing E. Gadd throughout that entire scene and Peach never realizes/notices.)
#I edited this post while I had a headache so I apologize if some stuff doesn't make much sense or sounds a little off#in short: think of Mario as Mr. Incredible. Peach as Elsatigirl. Bowser/King Boo as Syndrome. Luigi as Frozone. and E. Gadd as Edna Mode#oh and Daisy would be that insuarce lady Elsatigirl called to inquire about her husband's whereabouts#I do also have a list of the royals/rulers who Bowser kills for those who are curious#at least the ones you can see that Bowser killed (because remember that the scene from the movie went back and forth between two scenes)#they're the 7 kings from SM3. (technically 6 because the 7th king would show up on the computer off-screen) Cappy. Yoshi. Prince Peasley.#Prince Dreambert. Rosalina. The Star Spirits. Cappy. Pauline. The Penguin King. and Cranky Kong (the last 2 being from the Mario movie)#some stuff may change later on but I'm happy with the idea for the time being#tw murder#luigi#luigi nintendo#bowser#bowser nintendo#princess peach#princess peach nintendo#mario#mario nintendo#professor e gadd#king boo#bowuigi#bowser x luigi#one sided love#super mario#super mario bros#mario animation#mario animation idea#mario au#mario fanfic#mario fanfic idea
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