#incorrectmarauders

[izzyneedsabreak]

Marauders as things my friends and I have said:

Marlene: I wanna beat up a misogynist

Sirius: You're not allowed you're a woman

Peter: Do you think I could hole-punch myself?

Lily: Are 4 year olds not people?

Remus: Well not proper ones

Mary: In year 4 english I once used the simile "as swift as taylor's last name"

Marlene: Can I do drugs?

Dorcas: No have some carrots instead

Lily: Are you even a real feminist if you can't carry a ladder?

Sirius: What's the plural of moose?

James: Mice

Remus: When you think about it isn't all sport reality tv?

Peter: I think James is the mum friend of the group

James: Haha that sign says "poo"

Tagging my mutuals who I know love marauders, all 3 of you @mehmehmehme @ughgclden @moonylupinhasdemonpox

[incorrectmarauders]

Sirius, t-posing in the hallway: Good morning, parental figure.

McGonagall, not looking up from her coffee: Good morning, problem child.

[thegirlwhocriedwolfstar]

remus: [carves 'sirius + remus' inside a heart onto a tree]

sirius: hah, what a nerd.

sirius: [adds '4ever' inside the heart]

[ineffable-baker-street]

brown because colours of my partners eyes!! good luck op!!

@askew-d @incorrectmarauders @johnlocky @ineffablelifetoallmetatrons @dinner--starving

If this post hits 20k notes I'll come out as trans to my family.

[owlswithfins]

((OOC: Based on this post by @incorrectmarauders​))

[accio-maraudering]

The Marauders as quotes from my friends part 3

James: I love that none of you have any context but you’re 100% down for finding steroids at the beach

James: It's all about the talent of bullshitting Peter: Definitely, unless you're a bull, then you're already naturally a prodigy

Sirius: Everyone must wear flower crowns to my wedding Sirius: Or my funeral Sirius: Whichever one comes first

Peter: Also, Sirius, James is a hippo now Sirius: Wait what? Peter: What? Sirius: Does he smoke pot? Does he have dread locks? Does he preach peace? Peter: ...no? I'm talking about the animal hippo Sirius: Oh I thought you said hippie

James: Remus isn't here because he has, uh, diarrhea Lily: What, ew James: I lost my shit when I found out Sirius: Well Remus probably lost his shit too

Peter: If life gives you melons, you're dyslexic Peter: *breaks down into tears*

Sirius: I'm sorry I insulted your beliefs Peter: I believe that I suck Sirius: Your belief is correct Remus: I believe that I suck Sirius: Your belief is- WAIT NO YOU DON'T SUCK

Mcgonagall: Remus, that's wonderful work Sirius, from the other side of the room: Thank you

Lily: Why are you smiling Lily: Do you have a boyfriend Marlene, gagging: Boy????

Sirius: 100% not me because I'm totally not gay

James: Hey gimme a sentence Remus: I wanna fucking die James: Without any swear words Remus: I wanna die James: Ok

[n-e-w-t-s]

Remus: well, you don’t look good, Pads

Sirius: the fridge broke, so I had to eat everything

Remus:

Sirius: cold cuts, ice cream, limes

Sirius: hey, what was in that brown jar?

Remus: that’s still in there?!

Sirius:

Sirius: ... not anymore

[correct-marauders-quotes]

Sirius, sneaking in through the portrait entrance.

James, turning in his chair and flicking the light on: You want to tell me where you’ve been all night?

Sirius: I- I was with Moony.

Remus, turning his chair: Wanna try again?

[cosmoarts]

Sirius: do you want to be the polo to my marco, moony?

Remus: si—

Sirius: DO YOU?

[themysteryfinn]

Remus: *under his breath* oh fuck me

Sirius: maybe later ;)

Remus: will you shut up

Sirius: make me

James: oh my God you two get a room

[siriuslyacciomarauders-blog]

Remus: *trying really hard to study, over Sirius’ incessant quill drumming*

Sirius: *starts singing at the top of his lungs disregarding his own assignments, still drumming* I DON’T WANT TO WORK, I JUST WANT TO BANG ON THE DRUM ALL DAY!!!!

Remus: *startled by the outburst of song, and throws arms up in the air in aggravation* WHEN HAVE YOU EVER ACTUALLY DONE WORK?!!!!!

Sirius: *looking sheepish* touché

~ sorry if this was already done, just popped in my head today ☺️

3/14/19

[xoblackinnon]

Lily: Someone's coming. Someone you don't like

Marlene: That could be anyone

[m-a-r-a-u-d-e-e-r-s]

After a tiny break-up

James: Not only did we go out,we did it 298 times!

Lily: James! Oh my-ugh! You kept count!? You are such a loser!

James: A loser you did it with 298 times!

[incorrectmarauders]

James: Everything’s going to be fine! It’s just a crush--

Lily: Hey, James!

James: I love you.

[thegirlwhocriedwolfstar]

james: I mean come on, let’s just hug it out. Come on, hug it out.

peter, james, sirius, and remus: [struggle into a group hug]

james: who took my wallet?

sirius: ... sorry.

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Random Hogwarts Student:...You can’t be serious!

James: I’m not trying to be, I’m perfectly happy being James!

(James to Sirius)

James:...Why does everyone always think I want to be you?

Sirius(shrugs): I dunno, cuz I’m awesome...?