Peter, holding a large box: What would you say if I came back to the tower one day with six kittens?
Tony: What's in the box?
Peter:
Tony: Peter, what's in the box?
Peter: I think you know.
Tony:
Tony, exasperatedly: Let them in.
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Marauders as things my friends and I have said:
Marlene: I wanna beat up a misogynist
Sirius: You're not allowed you're a woman
Peter: Do you think I could hole-punch myself?
Lily: Are 4 year olds not people?
Remus: Well not proper ones
Mary: In year 4 english I once used the simile "as swift as taylor's last name"
Marlene: Can I do drugs?
Dorcas: No have some carrots instead
Lily: Are you even a real feminist if you can't carry a ladder?
Sirius: What's the plural of moose?
James: Mice
Remus: When you think about it isn't all sport reality tv?
Peter: I think James is the mum friend of the group
James: Haha that sign says "poo"
Tagging my mutuals who I know love marauders, all 3 of you @mehmehmehme @ughgclden @moonylupinhasdemonpox
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Sirius, t-posing in the hallway: Good morning, parental figure.
McGonagall, not looking up from her coffee: Good morning, problem child.
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remus: [carves 'sirius + remus' inside a heart onto a tree]
sirius: hah, what a nerd.
sirius: [adds '4ever' inside the heart]
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((OOC: Based on this post by @incorrectmarauders))
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The Marauders as quotes from my friends part 3
James: I love that none of you have any context but you’re 100% down for finding steroids at the beach
James: It's all about the talent of bullshitting
Peter: Definitely, unless you're a bull, then you're already naturally a prodigy
Sirius: Everyone must wear flower crowns to my wedding
Sirius: Or my funeral
Sirius: Whichever one comes first
Peter: Also, Sirius, James is a hippo now
Sirius: Wait what?
Peter: What?
Sirius: Does he smoke pot? Does he have dread locks? Does he preach peace?
Peter: ...no? I'm talking about the animal hippo
Sirius: Oh I thought you said hippie
James: Remus isn't here because he has, uh, diarrhea
Lily: What, ew
James: I lost my shit when I found out
Sirius: Well Remus probably lost his shit too
Peter: If life gives you melons, you're dyslexic
Peter: *breaks down into tears*
Sirius: I'm sorry I insulted your beliefs
Peter: I believe that I suck
Sirius: Your belief is correct
Remus: I believe that I suck
Sirius: Your belief is- WAIT NO YOU DON'T SUCK
Mcgonagall: Remus, that's wonderful work
Sirius, from the other side of the room: Thank you
Lily: Why are you smiling
Lily: Do you have a boyfriend
Marlene, gagging: Boy????
Sirius: 100% not me because I'm totally not gay
James: Hey gimme a sentence
Remus: I wanna fucking die
James: Without any swear words
Remus: I wanna die
James: Ok
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Remus: well, you don’t look good, Pads
Sirius: the fridge broke, so I had to eat everything
Remus:
Sirius: cold cuts, ice cream, limes
Sirius: hey, what was in that brown jar?
Remus: that’s still in there?!
Sirius:
Sirius: ... not anymore
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Sirius, sneaking in through the portrait entrance.
James, turning in his chair and flicking the light on: You want to tell me where you’ve been all night?
Sirius: I- I was with Moony.
Remus, turning his chair: Wanna try again?
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Sirius: do you want to be the polo to my marco, moony?
Remus: si—
Sirius: DO YOU?
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Remus: *under his breath* oh fuck me
Sirius: maybe later ;)
Remus: will you shut up
Sirius: make me
James: oh my God you two get a room
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Remus: *trying really hard to study, over Sirius’ incessant quill drumming*
Sirius: *starts singing at the top of his lungs disregarding his own assignments, still drumming* I DON’T WANT TO WORK, I JUST WANT TO BANG ON THE DRUM ALL DAY!!!!
Remus: *startled by the outburst of song, and throws arms up in the air in aggravation* WHEN HAVE YOU EVER ACTUALLY DONE WORK?!!!!!
Sirius: *looking sheepish* touché
~ sorry if this was already done, just popped in my head today ☺️
3/14/19
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Lily: Someone's coming. Someone you don't like
Marlene: That could be anyone
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After a tiny break-up
James: Not only did we go out,we did it 298 times!
Lily: James! Oh my-ugh! You kept count!? You are such a loser!
James: A loser you did it with 298 times!
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James: Everything’s going to be fine! It’s just a crush--
Lily: Hey, James!
James: I love you.
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james: I mean come on, let’s just hug it out. Come on, hug it out.
peter, james, sirius, and remus: [struggle into a group hug]
james: who took my wallet?
sirius: ... sorry.
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Random Hogwarts Student:...You can’t be serious!
James: I’m not trying to be, I’m perfectly happy being James!
(James to Sirius)
James:...Why does everyone always think I want to be you?
Sirius(shrugs): I dunno, cuz I’m awesome...?
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