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little PSA to any hairstylists put there. just because someone has curly hair doesnt mean its permed. just because they have tight curls that not many have doesnt mean its had treatment done. went in today to have a consultation about getting my hair dyed, and this woman refused to believe that my hair wasnt permed, and that it had never been dyed. my hair lightens in the sun, so the bottom where it's less dense appears lighter. doesnt mean its been dyed. i have completely virgin hair that had never touched a treatment of any sort but she refused to believe me, and ultimately told me she couldnt dye it because of its condition. i get it if its an actual quality of hair issue, but please actually believe your clients, and if you dont, then have them sign a waiver, because now i dont have fun blue hair, all because some lady wouldnt believe me.

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thanks for the tag my love!!

favourite colour: orange

last song: Problems - Mother Mother

currently reading: uni stuff :((

currently craving: icecream

coffee or tea: always tea

tagging: @thatdelusionalnerd @so-youre-unattached-like-me @goodjomans @topsyturvy-turtely @johnlocky

​༉‧₊˚.​ get to know me better !! ♡

— 𝜗𝜚 thank u @cosmiiwrites nd @queenofmistresses for the tags, my lovies <3 i love u both

favorite color? pink!! i love pink!! you know the colour of hello kitty’s bow? pink!! my melo? pink!! my socks rn? pink!! did i mention my favourite colour is pink?

last song? someday - from the zombies soundtrack (banger)

currently reading? i finished the hurricane wars by thea guanzon a few days ago so im using this as an excuse to tell you to read it n i loved it so much but im currently starting (only a chapter in) a feather so black by lyra selene

currently watching? i don’t think i am watching anything… i last watched the zombies movies though… (im not obsessed you are)

currently craving? NOODS ugh i could demolish some noodles rn

coffee or tea? yes.

@nebulacrumbs @blooming-crimson-flower @hellsgreatestslut @lilsleepybear1029 @ustulia tag you’re it <3

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I asked someone at the village recently if the dairy co-op sold [specific cheese] and she said yes they do, and I said oh I’ll pop by then, I haven’t seen that cheese at the grocery shop for a while, apparently their local supplier is giving them trouble, and the woman I was talking to scowled and said, “the dairy co-op is their supplier and my son works there and yes they’ve suspended deliveries but they’re not the problem” in a combative tone, clearly assuming I had sworn allegiance to the enemy in this dispute I didn’t know existed. It reminded me of how last spring I was saying that I’d seen a really cute foal while driving by [specific farm] and the person I was talking to scowled and said this foal’s mother was a terrible aggressive horse who shouldn’t have been allowed to reproduce and once again I just stood there awkwardly

There are mysterious and antagonistic connections between everyone in rural communities and the only way to be safe is to never mention anyone to anyone else. You say something about a sweet baby goat you can’t discount the possibility that this goat’s great-grandmother kicked your interlocutor’s third cousin in the leg in 1996 and now you’ve unwittingly taken a side in this longstanding feud

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ive gotta know

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

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guys i am hella drunk rn, it took me like five tries to click the button for a new post but i just wanna say that my bf is actuslly the best pwrson in the world, he is so lovely and wonderful. and we're gonn play drunk baldurs gate 3, wish us luck

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Dealing With Executive Dysfunction - A Masterpost

The “getting it done in an unconventional way” method.

The “it’s not cheating to do it the easy way” method.

The “fuck what you’re supposed to do” method.

The “get stuff done while you wait” method.

The “you don’t have to do everything at once” method.

The “it doesn’t have to be permanent to be helpful” method.

The “break the task into smaller steps” method.

The “treat yourself like a pet” method.

The “it doesn’t have to be all or nothing” method.

The “put on a persona” method.

The “act like you’re filming a tutorial” method.

The “you don’t have to do it perfectly” method.

The “wait for a trigger” method.

The “do it for your future self” method.

The “might as well” method.

The “when self discipline doesn’t cut it” method.

The “taking care of yourself to take care of your pet” method.

The “make it easy” method.

The “junebugging” method.

The “just show up” method.

The “accept when you need help” method.

The “make it into a game” method.

The “everything worth doing is worth doing poorly” method.

The “trick yourself” method.

The “break it into even smaller steps” method.

The “let go of should” method.

The “your body is an animal you have to take care of” method.

The “fork theory” method.

The “effectivity over aesthetics” method.

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reblogging because ive thought of nothing but this the last 4 days

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Reblog if you have made a friend online that you would love to hang with, but they live far away.

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read this as "if a character is mean enough to me" and im currently playing baldurs gate 3 and trying to romance astarion (even though i despised him at first) but he hates me and he's all i can think about

if a character means enough to me i will truly never stop thinking about them. i just retire them into a little back room in my brain and periodically bring them out to stare at them under a little light

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You are going to laugh until your stomach hurts again. You're going to be in awe of a sunset. Watch your favorite show while you eat your favorite food. Find money on the street. Discover a great band you haven't heard of before. You will find your way back.

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“I’m just gettin’ started bub. ⭐️”

Haven’t posted in a while! BUT I SAW DEADPOOL AND WOLVERINE YIPPE!! ⭐️

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why tf did i just scroll past an ad from my old school on here? this is meant to be safe fandom place, not think about my past life as a school kid place

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i am in a candlelit room. there is a cat on top of me. he is purring. life is good.

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my linguistics tutor just said "nothing lasts forever"

i am devastated

i will never be okay, im going to cry

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holy fuck theyre so british. yes i have decided that you will all be getting live updates, just like with good omens. i am excited you all should be too

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im finally getting around to watching dead boy detectives and i am exactly 49 seconds in. oh my god theyre already so gay i adore them. is this going to become my new hyperfixation? almost certainly