#incorrect vicious quotes

[incorrectveschwabquotes]

stell: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate or manwhore our way out of this

eli *cracking his knuckles*: manslaughter it is then

[realmasteroogway]

We need more content for the villains duology fandom so this is me creating it

This is things my friends did as Vicious characters:

CONTAINS SPOILERS

Victor to Eli: “be true with the truth”

Marcella: “slay the Saturday”

Marcella, again: “medicine won’t beat feminism”

Eli after he found out Sydney was still alive: “I hate little offsprings”

Victor and Mitch adopting Sydney: “me and the boys are going to the nursery”

Marcella, dying: “Party animal, out”

June finding EOs: “luckily, yesterday I met a man who smelled like death”

[lady-griffin]

Jinx at the Aquarium

Ekko: Where’s Jinx?

Vi: You know we can leave her unsupervised for a few minutes, right?

Ekko: NOT AT THE FUCKING AQUARIUM!!

Vi: What do you honestly think she’s going to do? Dive into the tank to swim with her shark brethren?

Ekko and Vi: . . .

*They start hauling ass to find (and stop) Jinx*

MEANWHILE

*Jinx sitting on top of the tank unable to decide between her bikini or shark onesie for this momentous moment*

[disturbed-fan]

Victor Vale, after killing Angie: I can explain.

Eli, about to call the police: Can you?

Victor: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

[harringroveera]

And his boyfriend who’s trapped in the Upside Down is coming to find him

[argon-things]

Ringo: You said some very hurtful things, which you can never take back… I don’t see how we can ever get over this!

George: Ritchie, Im sorry.

Ringo: *sorrowfully* Ohw that’s alright.

[godlygivenanxiety]

Rosalee: when i first met you, i thought you and Monroe were a couple

Nick: what?! wait... ha-ha Rosalee, that's very funny-

Rosalee, unimpressed: raise your hand if at any point you thought Nick and Monroe were a couple

Holly & Hap: *raises hand*

Bud & The Eisbibers: *joining*

Frank, Barry & Roddy: *out of the loop but doing it*

Hank, Wu, Renard & Juliette: *you guessed it*

Nick: OKAY! i guess this is a thing now- Monroe, why are you raising your hand?!

[forthedancingandthethriving]

[Juliano arguing with a rude patron when the crew is using the circus as a circus]

SMG4: Should we stop him?

Domain: No. If it goes on long enough, he'll make them cry and leave.

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Bob: Nice hands.

Diana, amused: Thank you?

Bob: I bet they'd look better wrapped around my-

SMG4: BIBLE! WRAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE! PRAISE THE LORD, AMEN!!

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Umbra: Please note that the Adminspace does not condone violence.

Umbra: Or at least, not murder.

Umbra: And... usually not violence.

Crash: The Adminspace condones sending a message!

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Lily: Holy bubbles.

Diana: Language, little guppy

Lily: Oh, sorry!

Lily: Holy shit

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Andrew: I am still your father.

Tulip: Nuh uh.

Andrew: What do you mean 'nuh uh'?!

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Bob: You're up to something sketchy, aren't you?

Lily: You don't sound particularly mad about it.

Bob: I'm not.

Lily: You still seem disappointed though. Are you upset you weren't invited?

Bob: I'm not gonna lie, I'm a little hurt.

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Tari: Isn't it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they're annoying?

Saiko: If we did that to each other, our entire friend group would've gotten together and killed me years ago.

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The Abyss: I can't imagine how you're dealing with all this.

Juliano: For the record, I’m not.

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Lily, glaring at another girl: She has to die.

Lily Coding:What?

Lily, brandishing her trident: She complimented Root's outfit and said her laugh was cute, she has to die.

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Meggy: Be nice.

Saiko: I'm always nice.

Meggy: Real nice, not bitchy nice.

Saiko: You're tying my hands, but fine.

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SMG3: Four, if I died, would you move on and date again?

SMG4: That's a stupid question, I wouldn't let you die.

SMG3: But what if it was out of your control, like I was fell ill or something?

SMG4: I would march down into Hell and drag you back out.

SMG3: What if, somehow, I was at peace in the afterlife and didn't want to come back?

SMG4: I don't care what you want. Do you think I'm living without you? Are you crazy?

SMG3: Aww..

SMG3: Wait, why did you just assume I'd end up in Hell?

SMG4: Have you met yourself? You're a heinous bastard and that's why I love you.

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Mario, on his knees in front of a closed restaurant: NOOOOOOO!!

Luigi: Mario, they had a rat infestation.

Mario: Have you not seen Ratatouille?!?

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Whimpu: Who ate my lunch?

SMG3: The pigeons.

Whimpu: Very funny.

SMG4: No, really. As soon as you left, Lily and Juliano fed it to the pigeons outside because they're so fed up with your shit Spanish.

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Mario: All this walking is making me hungry.

SMG4: Everything makes you hungry.

[shyjusticewarrior]

DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 183

Jace: The reason Batman don't cover his whole face is he needs police to know he's white.

Damian: May I have some more tea please?

Jon: Certainly.

Damian: And I shouldn't have to ask. I should never be looking at an empty cup.

Jon: Well here we are again. You treating me like garbage, and me waiting on you.

Damian: But it feels right somehow.

Jon: ... It does.

Selina: So I took a little off the top. Everybody takes a little off the top. Look what God did to Damian.

[basilsimp43]

Starrk: What are some fucked up animal facts?

Shunsui: Lilynette bites me even though I am so nice to her.

[s--strawberry]

the peter porn books are gonna be the death of me. im currently reading book 4. so heres yet another shit post

winnie pov:

tink:

winnie:

pan:

winnie:

roc and hook:

vane and pan:

red is bash. blue is pan.

kas would send this in their gc:

the lost boys tm everytime winnie breathes:

(even more shitposts)

[incorrectveschwabquotes]

Sydney: the best part of an oreo is the black cookie part and not the frosting

Victor: Darkness without light is an abyss, light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.

Mitch: yo socrates ITS A FUCKING COOKIE

[jelly-bebop]

Vicious: I hope you know I'm mean to you cause we are practically brothers... also because I hate you

Spike: oh, how nice of you to have a reason to be a jerk to me

[fantasy-high-incorrect]

Fabian: I was arrested for being too cool!

Adaine: The charges were dropped for lack of evidence.

[manyothermusingsofmine]

Tav: I think if you touch a single hair on his head, I'm gonna be wearing your guts like my mom's pashmina.

Cazador: Ex.. cuse me?

Tav: I'm sorry, did I fricking stutter? I said; if you hurt him, you will experience pain and torment beyond anything you could possibly imagine

Tav: Your body will be torn apart, piece by piece, as you beg for a mercy that will never come

Tav: I will add your screams to my goshdarn spotify, and I will see you head mounted on a fudgin' pike!

Cazador, in nervous laughter: Y-you should hear how ridiculous you sound right now! That profanity filter is doing you no favors.

[phyrexianphamily]

Vorinclex: You know, Elesh, anytime someone calls attention to the breaking of gender roles, it ultimately undermines the concept of gender equality by implying that this is an exception and not the status quo.

(The other Praetors look at him in disbelief.)

Vorinclex: What? Just because I'm a meathead doesn't mean I'm not a feminist.