#incorrect spider man homecoming quotes
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spideychelleforever · 2 years ago
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Peter during Homecoming: *rocks his head after looking at himself in the mirror, causing all his freshly showered curls to bounce around happily*
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MJ during Homecoming: I want to be his so bad it’s just not fair
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ironspidersblog · 7 months ago
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Tony at the start of spider-man homecoming: spider-man? Peter Parker? He’s cool, he helped us in the airport fight
Tony by the end of homecoming: if anyone even BREATHES AGGRESSIVELY AT MY SON I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN
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spideyspetertingle · 1 year ago
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Peter: Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good. Stark: Underoos, you CANNOT use our collective trauma to get out of school
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Tony: honestly, you’re doing a lot better than i expected
Peter: it feels like all i managed to do is… not die
Tony: and believe me, that is a remarkably rare skill
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fandomnerd9602 · 4 months ago
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Petra Parker stands among the wreckage on the beach…
Y/N Stark lands and runs to her…
Y/N: Petra!
Petra tears up and hugs Y/N tight…
Y/N: I thought I lost you
Petra: never, baby, never
The two embrace as a wounded, defeated Adrian Toomes observes…
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theycallmeinterstellar · 7 months ago
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BIRTHDAY BOY
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God, now he's my same age... no way, NO WAY HE'S MY SAME AGE
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verycorrect-tbbquotes · 17 days ago
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Phee: Just don't do anything I would do.
[Omega nods]
Phee: And definitely don't do anything I wouldn't do.
[Omega looks confused]
Phee: There's a little gray area in there and that's where you operate.
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incorrect-losers · 1 year ago
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Bev: You guys are losers
Eddie: Then why are you sitting with us?
Bev: Because I have no friends
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therighthandofvengeance · 10 months ago
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Londo: Don’t do anything I would do, and definitely don’t do anything I wouldn’t do. There’s a little gray area in there. That’s where you operate.
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Edgar: I’ll call you back.
Jonathan: Feel free not to.
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geeky-nightphilosopher · 1 year ago
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Annabeth: *buttering toast* I'm surprised to see you at this party.
Grover & Percy: *bewilderment*
Grover: Your here too?
Annabeth: Am I? *walks away.*
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spideychelleforever · 2 years ago
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Peter: Remember what you were saying about what if there were multiple me’s for you to have from the multiverse? And not like Peter-Two or Peter-Three, but like exact duplicates of me?
MJ: *fans herself a little* Y-yes why
Peter: Somebody suggested *clears throat* like what if there were multiple you’s and like they.. you know
MJ:
MJ: huh
Peter: I mean.. more you is always good
MJ: It is?
Peter: Yep but.. like if that ever happened I wouldn’t do anything you weren’t comfortable with obviously
MJ: That’s fair and I appreciate it
MJ: I don’t know what the correct response here is but I feel like I may not take that too well if we met multiple me’s
Peter: Why?
MJ: Because they can get their own Peter. 😤
Peter: I like when you get a little clingy. It’s cute. 🤗❤️
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ironspidersblog · 7 months ago
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Tony, at the beginning of Spider-Man homecoming: oh this is just some kid
Tony, at the end: do this is just MY kid
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spideyspetertingle · 1 year ago
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Aunt May: We love having you around MJ, you're welcome any time. Heck, let me give you a house key, pop in whenever! MJ: Thank you, May! Peter: ...I don't even have a house key.
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tomixslefttoe · 5 months ago
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[“The Gala”]
Melissa: I can’t believe you’re at this lame party.
The Hero: You’re here, too.
Melissa: Am I?
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fandomnerd9602 · 7 months ago
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liz Allan (Spiderman Homecoming) x male reader please?
Liz tries hanging a prom sign and nearly falls off a ladder…
Y/N flies in and saves her…
Liz: nice flight suit
Y/N: thanks I’m hoping to become an Avenger
Ned notices Peter getting jealous…
Ned; Peter is an Avenger!
Peter: what? No! I-I’m not an-sorry carry on.
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