#incorrect spider man homecoming quotes

[spideychelleforever]

Peter during Homecoming: *rocks his head after looking at himself in the mirror, causing all his freshly showered curls to bounce around happily*

MJ during Homecoming: I want to be his so bad it’s just not fair

[ironspidersblog]

Tony at the start of spider-man homecoming: spider-man? Peter Parker? He’s cool, he helped us in the airport fight

Tony by the end of homecoming: if anyone even BREATHES AGGRESSIVELY AT MY SON I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN

[spideyspetertingle]

Peter: Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good. Stark: Underoos, you CANNOT use our collective trauma to get out of school

[incorrect-marvel-because-why-not]

Tony: honestly, you’re doing a lot better than i expected

Peter: it feels like all i managed to do is… not die

Tony: and believe me, that is a remarkably rare skill

[fandomnerd9602]

Petra Parker stands among the wreckage on the beach…

Y/N Stark lands and runs to her…

Y/N: Petra!

Petra tears up and hugs Y/N tight…

Y/N: I thought I lost you

Petra: never, baby, never

The two embrace as a wounded, defeated Adrian Toomes observes…

[theycallmeinterstellar]

BIRTHDAY BOY

God, now he's my same age... no way, NO WAY HE'S MY SAME AGE

[incorrect-losers]

Bev: You guys are losers

Eddie: Then why are you sitting with us?

Bev: Because I have no friends

[harveywritings92]

{Soap after watching R/n takedown a hoard of Deadmite drones (That what the monster are called) he jogs up to R/n as she goes back to her bike.]

Soap: Hey, can I be your guy in the chair?

R/n: What?

Soap: Y’know how there's a guy, with the headset, tellin’ the other guy where to go? Like... like if ya were stuck in a burning building, I could tell ya where to go, 'cause there'd be screens around me, I could swivel around them, cause I could be your guy in the chair!

R/n: You want to help me? 

Soap: Yeah.

R/n: Even though the rest of your task force wants the rider dead for what happen to Roach?

Soap: They’re still coming to terms wit’ it, But I understand why ya had to do it. He...That thing wasn’t Roach anymore. it was just a monster using his face. Soo, can I help?

[R/n think about it, then nods.]

R/n, as she tosses Soap this Hercules-beetle shape phone: there’s a bomb shelter probably like 40 yards away from my home, use that to get in...But, don’t misunderstand, this is a temporary arrangement until my partner comes back from Austria..

[Soap was shaking in his boots with excitement. until, his mind replayed what she had said.]

Soap:....Partner? Wait, Hold on! (R/n drives away.) There’s another Rider?!

{Deadmites are demonic parasites that use living or dead humans as puppets it it’s shape and size is similar to a human heart (It replaces the heart in the body.) and it can mutate the host’s bodies turning them into flesh craving monsters, Roach fell victim to one, after sustaining life threating wounds and died during a mission, for weeks no one noticed Roach’s sudden change in personality... 

Until he started acting more violent during missions and smelling bad. The mite realized it’s hosts body was starting to decay and break apart, so it went looking for a new one, it had it’s sights set on Price. luckily for the captain, R/n saved him. but unluckily for R/n. 

Ghost had assumingly witnessed the Kamen rider murder his surrogate little brother in cold blood, which put R/n’s alter ego on the 1-4-1′s shit list....]

[therighthandofvengeance]

Londo: Don’t do anything I would do, and definitely don’t do anything I wouldn’t do. There’s a little gray area in there. That’s where you operate.

[ironrad]

MJ: You know how I’m like one of the three women in our Engineering class?

Ned: Yeah?

MJ: Well, I got the lowest grade on the first test.

MJ: Guess I’m the underdog now.

Peter: No, you’re the main character who still hasn’t reached her full potential.

MJ eyeing Peter skeptically:

MJ: I better also get abs in this character arc then.

Peter:

[actual-howlinglikeaseaturtle]

[spideychelleforever]

Peter: *super stressed after a test that while he did study for, it still intimidated the shit out of him*

MJ:

MJ: *sits next to him, takes his head in her hands and brings him in so he’s leaning onto her shoulder*

MJ: *then wraps one of her arms around him, and uses her other hand to take out some honey roasted peanuts that she shakes out onto a napkin, and starts feeding Peter gently*

Also MJ: *doesn’t even say a word or even look him in the eye, she just nuzzles her head into his and blows her bubble gum*

Peter: … 🥺😌 *sighs*

MJ: 😌

[ironspidersblog]

Tony, at the beginning of Spider-Man homecoming: oh this is just some kid

Tony, at the end: do this is just MY kid

[spideyspetertingle]

Aunt May: We love having you around MJ, you're welcome any time. Heck, let me give you a house key, pop in whenever! MJ: Thank you, May! Peter: ...I don't even have a house key.

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Edgar: I’ll call you back.

Jonathan: Feel free not to.

[fandomnerd9602]

liz Allan (Spiderman Homecoming) x male reader please?

Liz tries hanging a prom sign and nearly falls off a ladder…

Y/N flies in and saves her…

Liz: nice flight suit

Y/N: thanks I’m hoping to become an Avenger

Ned notices Peter getting jealous…

Ned; Peter is an Avenger!

Peter: what? No! I-I’m not an-sorry carry on.