#incorrect sm:h quotes

[spideychelleforever]

Peter during Homecoming: *rocks his head after looking at himself in the mirror, causing all his freshly showered curls to bounce around happily*

MJ during Homecoming: I want to be his so bad it’s just not fair

[savespider-man]

May, watching the news: Some idiot tried to fight a Vulture on a ferry.

Peter, wearing Hello Kitty pants and a NYC tourist t-shirt: Maybe the Vulture was being a dick.

[suplosers]

MJ: As the years went by, I learned to appreciate the little things

MJ: Peter, for example.

[quackson-klaxon]

if peter actually interned under tony

Peter: here you go sir. nice, hot cup of coffee

Tony: it’s cold

Peter: nice cup of coffee

Tony: it tastes horrible

Peter: cup of coffee

Tony: I’m not sure if this is even coffee

Peter: cup

[autoboty]

MJ: You're Spider-Man, aren't you?

Peter:

[incorrectspideychellequotes]

MJ: *sneezes*

Peter: Bless you.

MJ: Have you seen my face? I'm already blessed.

[incorrectsmhquotes]

Peter: my head hurts

MJ: that's your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity

[suplosers]

STILL MY FAVE

SHOUTOUT TO THE MISS PERU 2018 CONTESTANTS FOR GIVING STATS ABOUT WOMEN’S ISSUES INSTEAD OF THEIR BODY MEASUREMENTS

[howwasthefun-vee]

Tony: Thanks to Peter, I now have a child psychiatrist on speed dial

[spideychelleforever]

Peter: *super stressed after a test that while he did study for, it still intimidated the shit out of him*

MJ:

MJ: *sits next to him, takes his head in her hands and brings him in so he’s leaning onto her shoulder*

MJ: *then wraps one of her arms around him, and uses her other hand to take out some honey roasted peanuts that she shakes out onto a napkin, and starts feeding Peter gently*

Also MJ: *doesn’t even say a word or even look him in the eye, she just nuzzles her head into his and blows her bubble gum*

Peter: … 🥺😌 *sighs*

MJ: 😌

[savespider-man]

Flash: When I was in sixth grade, I was a finalist in our school spelling bee. It was me against Peter Parker.

Flash: And I misspelled

Flash: in front of the entire school

Flash: the word ‘failure.’

[suplosers]

Peter: I can’t believe we’re locked in this room together

MJ: *throwing a key out of the window* truly unfortunate

[quackson-klaxon]

Liz: okay, let’s stop using the term ‘butthurt’. we’re not twelve anymore.

Peter: you sound fannytroubled

Flash: a little bootybothered if you ask me

Michelle: someone’s having a tushytantrum

[autoboty]

*MJ invites Peter into her room and closes the door*

MJ: I have serious stuff to discuss.

Peter: *worried puppy looks* Why? What's the matter? What's up?

MJ: I'm feeling very frustrated lately.

Peter: I'm sorry to hear that.

MJ: And I need to get something off my chest, right now.

Peter: You know I'm always all ears for you, MJ. You can count on m-

MJ: *pulls her bra from inside her shirt and throws it at Peter's face* All hands would do just fine, Parker.

Peter: *squeaks as MJ jumps him*

[spideychelleforever]

When you're so excited to see your smol secret crush looking super handsome in a lil suit but he's with some other girl

@here-be-spideychelle @suplosers @peterjonesparker @aqhrodites @daisypeterparker

Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017) dir Jon Watts

[incorrectsmhquotes]

Liz: What do you normally say when you answer the phone?

MJ: What's up

Ned: Who dis be?

Peter: No he's dead, this is his son