#incorrectspideychellequotes

[suplosers]

MJ: As the years went by, I learned to appreciate the little things

MJ: Peter, for example.

[incorrectspideychellequotes]

MJ: *sneezes*

Peter: Bless you.

MJ: Have you seen my face? I'm already blessed.

[spideychelleforever]

*Peter and MJ show up to prom... holding hands*

Flash: Omg. It happened. *points and laughs* PENIS PARKER AND MJ ARE DATING! HAHAHAHAA

Crowd:

Crowd:

Crowd:

Crowd: *CHEERS LOUD AF*

Tagging: @acastleintheair @aqhrodites @here-be-spideychelle @daisypeterparker @peterjonesparker @suplosers

[suplosers]

STILL MY FAVE

SHOUTOUT TO THE MISS PERU 2018 CONTESTANTS FOR GIVING STATS ABOUT WOMEN’S ISSUES INSTEAD OF THEIR BODY MEASUREMENTS

[akalovelymaybe]

Can I Ask You A Personal Question?

Got tagged by @incorrectmarvelkids so here I go, I guess.

ARE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE

Nope.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED

Like 5 minutes ago because I was reading a sad fanfic. Don’t judge me we’ve all been there.

DO YOU HAVE A KID

No. Kids are cute, but...

DO YOU USE SARASM A LOT

One of my friends doesn’t believe me when I compliment her anymore, so I guess I do. 

WHATS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE

How they look, I guess? Like big features - hair, clothes, etc. Not to be judgey, but it’s just the first thing that I see.

WHATS YOUR EYE COLOR

Brown

SCARY MOVIE OF HAPPY ENDING

Happy ending. I might act all dark, but I am a chicken when it comes to borrow movies.

ANY SPECIAL TALENTS

I’m the world’s okayest violinist and pianist, and I can read books and type pretty fast. 

WHERE WERE YOU BORN

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

WHAT ARE YOUR HOBBIES

Reading, playing violin and piano, being a sarcastic shit.

HAVE ANY PETS

I would probably accidentally kill them, so no.

WHAT SPORTS HAVE YOU OR DO YOU PLAY

Taekwondo, if that counts as a sport. I just really hate sweating.

HOW TALL ARE YOU

IDK, like 5′1, 5′2?

FAVORITE SCHOOL SUBJECT

MATH AND SCIENCE ALL THE WAY. They actually make sense. (To me)

DREAM JOB

Surgeon! I guess it’s a good thing I’m not scared of blood.

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[acciohanbrough]

MJ : be safe *winks at peter *

Ned : did you just wink at him ?

MJ : no I just blinked

Ned : with one eye ?

#spideychelle #incorrectspideychellequote

Quote : supah ninjas

[suplosers]

Peter: I can’t believe we’re locked in this room together

MJ: *throwing a key out of the window* truly unfortunate

[spideychelleforever]

When you're so excited to see your smol secret crush looking super handsome in a lil suit but he's with some other girl

@here-be-spideychelle @suplosers @peterjonesparker @aqhrodites @daisypeterparker

Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017) dir Jon Watts

[spideychelleforever]

Peter: Come on MJ, I need your help!

MJ: *grabs a big ass can of Arizona Lemon iced tea* I'm listening until I finish this

Peter: Okay so I was really wanting to-

MJ: *is utterly draining the can in seconds*

MJ: *finishes it* K bye

Peter: 😱😱

[spideychelleforever]

MJ: *thinking* "Ugh, where does he go all the time and why is he so stressed why is my poor smol boy suffering-omgsh dat ass tho 😍😍"

Tagging: @aqhrodites @suplosers @here-be-spideychelle @peterjonesparker

[suplosers]

Peter: *accidentally brushes MJ’s hand with his own*

MJ: *aggressively holds Peter’s hand* Fucking commit to it.

[suplosers]

MJ: When have I ever done something rash or irresponsible?

Liz: *points at Peter*

MJ: I said "something" not someone

[suplosers]

Flash: *throws open the door*

Flash: So you two ARE having sex!

MJ and Peter: *sitting on the bed, reading books*

MJ: We are? Peter, why didn't you tell me? I would've put down my book.

[spideychelleforever]

Michelle "WILL FUCK UP THANOS FOR TOUCHING HER SMOL AND SWEET LITTLE BELOVED SECRET CRUSH AND UNDYING LOVE OF HER LIFE her friend" Jones

Tagging: @aqhrodites @peterjonesparker @suplosers @daisypeterparker @here-be-spideychelle

[spideychelleforever]

*Peter and MJ are tied up back to back by some criminals and trapped in a tight space*

Peter: It's okay! I know how to get out of this! MJ, can you see if you can reach down and grab the little rod in my pocket?

MJ: I'll try

....

Peter: *SCREAMS like a little girl*

Peter: AUGH *BLUSHING*

Peter: THAT WAS NOT. THE. ROD. MICHELLE.

MJ: Ooooops. Sorry. Wrong rod.

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[spideychelleforever]

MJ: *singing softly* kiss me too fiercely, hold me too tight. I need help believing you're with me tonight. My wildest dreams could not foresee lying beside you with you wanting me ❤️

Peter: you have a habit of quoting love songs from musicals when we get up close to each other like this and I dig it

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