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Sanji: You’re fucking stupid.
Zoro: That’s it?
Sanji, smirking: Give it a while. It’ll eat at you.
[later]
Zoro: Am I stupid?
Nami: Yup.
Zoro: Fuck that shit-cook!
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this is a scene from opla s2, black leg gazpacho told me himself!!!
src by @op-trash-blog-of-hell
#one piece#black leg sanji#roronoa zoro#opla fanart#opla#zosan#one piece fanart#one piece live action#vinsmoke sanji#sanzo#comic#op comic#incorrect one piece quotes#did yall notice mackenyu has slight dimples. i cant stop noticing them now. 🥲💖#and taz skylar's smile... ah. 🥰🥰#anyways i saw this post and thought it was perf for opla bc zoro was like 'why are we bringing the waiter' lol#and i wanted to draw mackenyu's zoro a little bit bc he is so!! pretty!!!!!
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Sanji: Why do you sit like that? You're gonna get a hump in your back.
Zoro: Fine. *Sits up straight*
Sanji: Boobs—BETTER. I said that's better. Your tits—posture is perfect now. Ahem.
Zoro: Uh, yeah, thanks....?
#one piece#one piece incorrect quotes#roronoa zoro#vinsmoke sanji#black leg sanji#zosan#zoro x sanji
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One Piece comic featuring Sanji (a dumbass in everything but cooking) and Zoro (a dumbass in everything, full stop).
#one piece#roronoa zoro#sanji#zoro#zosan#incorrect one piece quotes#zoro x sanji#fan comic#doujinshi#strawhat crew#my art
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(I need someone to explain to me the CHOICES behind these faces, the line delivery of this scene, I NEED TO SEE A SCRIPT)
#I'm sorry#I'M SORRY I DID IT AGAIN#but they are just so...#fkydugxitdykr#zosan#zoro x sanji#black leg sanji#roronoa zoro#one piece#one piece live action#opla#opla meme#one piece meme#one piece incorrect quotes
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Sanji: I am 100% straight
Nami: Zoro, freshly showered, in nothing but a towel
Sanji: I am 90% straight
Robin: Law in his scrubs and no hat
Sanji: I am 80% straight
Usopp: Ace with fingerless gloves
Sanji: I am not straight
#incorrect quotes#one piece#zosan#acesan#lawsan#zoro x sanji#sanji x zoro#fyp#op zosan#one piece zosan#roronoa zoro#vinsmoke sanji#nami#one piece nami#nico robin#one piece robin#usopp#portgas d ace#trafalgar law#ace x sanji#law x sanji#sanji x law#sanji x ace#gay awakening#one piece ace#straw hat crew#straw hat pirates#one piece law#in this au ace didn't die#i'm still not over it
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Incorrect quotes #12
Reader: "It's hot on the bottom."
*giving a pot with food to zoro*
Zoro: *Reaches out for the bottom*
Reader: "it's hot on the bottom..."
Zoro: *still reaching for the bottom*
Reader: "IT'S HOTT ON THE BOTTTOOOOMMMM!!!?!?!?"
*Sanji laughing his ass off behind zoro*
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Nami: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Zoro without him noticing?
Sanji: Hey, mosshead, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny.
Zoro: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, loser.
Nami: ...
#incorrect quotes#incorrect#op#one piece#one piece incorrect quotes#op incorrect quotes#vinsmoke sanji#sanji#sanji incorrect quotes#vinsmoke sanji incorrect quotes#black leg sanji#zoro#roronoa zoro#roronoa zoro incorrect quotes#zoro incorrect quotes#nami#cat burglar nami#Nami incorrect quotes#zosan#zoro x sanji#sanji x zoro
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in celebration of me making it to timeskip, here’s some quick fishman island tweets
#text post#one piece hcs#one piece social media au#op smau#monkey d. luffy#nami#usopp#one piece#black leg sanji#sanji#roronoa zoro#zoro#op brook#tony tony chopper#op franky#nico robin#op robin#luffy#fishman island#one piece incorrect quotes#a little zolu i fear#what do you call nami and usopp?#monster trio#zolu#one piece smau
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luffy: haha torao you're just like ace fr. he also had a crush on sanji
sanji: WHAT?
zoro: what.
luffy: what?
law: who???
(luffy already ran off bc he saw a butterfly or smth)
#incorrect quotes#zosanlaw#zosan#lawsan#zolaw#acesan#monkey d luffy#trafalgar d water law#black leg sanji#roronoa zoro#one piece#one piece headcanons
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Sanji: I left instructions for everyone while I’m gone.
Zoro: Mine just says “Zoro, no.”
Sanji: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
#incorrect quotes#incorrect one piece#one piece sanji#vinsmoke sanji#incorrect one piece quotes#one piece zoro#sanjionepiece#black leg sanji#sanji x zoro#zoro x sanji#op zosan#zosan#one piece zosan#incorrect zosan#kuroashi no sanji#shokugeki no sanji#straw hat sanji#sanji#op sanji#incorrect sanji#zorosan#roronoa zoro#zoro#op zoro#incorrect zoro#straw hat zoro#sanji vinsmoke#op anime#op#one piece
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Luffy: If you don’t like your surname, you should take Zoro’s. It would suit you.
Ussop: Yeah.
Sanji: *sputtering* That’s not how it works.
Nami: Roronoa Sanji sounds good.
Zoro: It does sound good. You should keep it.
#one piece#one piece live action#roronoa zoro#vinsmoke sanji#zoro x sanji#sanji x zoro#zosan#one piece zosan#op zosan#zosan prompt#prompt#jake talks#zosan incorrect quotes#one piece incorrect quotes#if anyone uses this please give credit#and send me the link because I'm too lazy to write it but I want to read it#k bye#my art stuff
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Zoro: This tastes like shit.
Sanji: That's because it's the compost.
Zoro: I thought it was a cake batter.
Sanji: It clearly has banana peels and coffee grounds in it!
Zoro: I thought you were trying some kind of banana cake!
Sanji: Banana—No! I was using bananas to make banana pudding! Robin and Usopp asked for it! So I put the peels in the compost so they don't go to waste.
Zoro: Ew, banana pudding looks like baby vomit.
Sanji: You look like baby vomit.
Zoro: I feel like baby vomit after tasting your shit cake.
Sanji: ITS. COMPOST.
Zoro: You're compost.
Jinbe: You're telling me those two aren't married? They definitely bicker like they are married!
Brook: Wait they aren't??? Since when??? I wrote three love songs based on their marriage and you're telling me they never were married???
#one piece#one piece incorrect quotes#roronoa zoro#vinsmoke sanji#black leg sanji#first son of the sea jinbe#soul king brook#zoro x sanji#zosan
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….
ye; them.
#incorrect one piece#zosan#frobin#Zoro Roronoa#sanji vinsmoke#robin one piece#miss all sunday#franky#franky one piece#anime#incorrect quotes#opla#one piece la
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has this been done yet
#I had to#sorry I had to#zosan#zoro x sanji#roronoa zoro#black leg sanji#one piece#one piece live action#opla#opla meme#one piece meme#one piece incorrect quotes
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Zoro: truth or dare?
Sanji: *exasperated* truth
Zoro: do you want to kiss me?
Sanji: dare
Zoro: *leans in* I dare you to kiss me
Sanji: never have I ever-
Zoro: ThaT's NOt ThE gAMe
#one piece#incorrect quotes#zosan#zoro x sanji#sanji x zoro#black leg sanji#fyp#funny#roronoa zoro#one piece zoro#one piece sanji#vinsmoke sanji#op zosan#op zoro#op sanji#op#anime#anime incorrect quotes#straw hat crew#they're in love your honor
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