#incorrect sanji

[zashiyumada]

Sanji: You’re fucking stupid.

Zoro: That’s it?

Sanji, smirking: Give it a while. It’ll eat at you.

[later]

Zoro: Am I stupid?

Nami: Yup.

Zoro: Fuck that shit-cook!

[reineydraws]

this is a scene from opla s2, black leg gazpacho told me himself!!!

src by @op-trash-blog-of-hell

[bitchapalooza]

Sanji: Why do you sit like that? You're gonna get a hump in your back.

Zoro: Fine. *Sits up straight*

Sanji: Boobs—BETTER. I said that's better. Your tits—posture is perfect now. Ahem.

Zoro: Uh, yeah, thanks....?

[unfashionably-late-comics]

One Piece comic featuring Sanji (a dumbass in everything but cooking) and Zoro (a dumbass in everything, full stop).

[livstarlight]

bonus

(I need someone to explain to me the CHOICES behind these faces, the line delivery of this scene, I NEED TO SEE A SCRIPT)

[norakbubbles]

Sanji: I am 100% straight

Nami: Zoro, freshly showered, in nothing but a towel

Sanji: I am 90% straight

Robin: Law in his scrubs and no hat

Sanji: I am 80% straight

Usopp: Ace with fingerless gloves

Sanji: I am not straight

[alevens]

[adozowa]

Incorrect quotes #12

Reader: "It's hot on the bottom."

*giving a pot with food to zoro*

Zoro: *Reaches out for the bottom*

Reader: "it's hot on the bottom..."

Zoro: *still reaching for the bottom*

Reader: "IT'S HOTT ON THE BOTTTOOOOMMMM!!!?!?!?"

*Sanji laughing his ass off behind zoro*

[iclarye]

Nami: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Zoro without him noticing?

Sanji: Hey, mosshead, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny.

Zoro: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, loser.

Nami: ...

[jake-is-screaming-in-tune]

Luffy: If you don’t like your surname, you should take Zoro’s. It would suit you.

Ussop: Yeah.

Sanji: *sputtering* That’s not how it works.

Nami: Roronoa Sanji sounds good.

Zoro: It does sound good. You should keep it.

[zashiyumada]

Sanji: I left instructions for everyone while I’m gone.

Zoro: Mine just says “Zoro, no.”

Sanji: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

[lonelysatoru]

[bitchapalooza]

Zoro: This tastes like shit.

Sanji: That's because it's the compost.

Zoro: I thought it was a cake batter.

Sanji: It clearly has banana peels and coffee grounds in it!

Zoro: I thought you were trying some kind of banana cake!

Sanji: Banana—No! I was using bananas to make banana pudding! Robin and Usopp asked for it! So I put the peels in the compost so they don't go to waste.

Zoro: Ew, banana pudding looks like baby vomit.

Sanji: You look like baby vomit.

Zoro: I feel like baby vomit after tasting your shit cake.

Sanji: ITS. COMPOST.

Zoro: You're compost.

Jinbe: You're telling me those two aren't married? They definitely bicker like they are married!

Brook: Wait they aren't??? Since when??? I wrote three love songs based on their marriage and you're telling me they never were married???

[rkiveinmarvel]

….

ye; them.

[livstarlight]

has this been done yet

[norakbubbles]

Zoro: truth or dare?

Sanji: *exasperated* truth

Zoro: do you want to kiss me?

Sanji: dare

Zoro: *leans in* I dare you to kiss me

Sanji: never have I ever-

Zoro: ThaT's NOt ThE gAMe