#incorrect red velvet

[madhatter1496]

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[rain-cloudsky]

[loganslowdown4]

The day after Roman’s birthday—

My incorrect quote was made for today lmao ❤️🎂🍰

[bobauthorman]

(As they watch the Xiao Long-Rose family have a 'moment')

Sun: Man, and I thought we had issues.

Coco: Heh, this is better than any daytime television drama. And that's some quality programming.

Neptune: Maybe Taiyang will turn out to be someone's long-lost twin brother!

Velvet: I think we've had enough plot twists for one lifetime.

Neptune: And his name's Horatio!

Coco: I'd watch it.

[queen-rainy-love]

Time for an Incorrect Quote!

*Conversation in the Seaport District*

Pastry: He is probably thinking about other Cookies.

Parfait: You never know what's going through a guy's mind.

*Meanwhile in the Vanilla District*

Red Velvet: If you sat on a voodoo doll of yourself, would you ever be able to stand up?

Licorice: Holy shit bro.

[shiba-chuu]

*Red Velvet is on a hike*

Seulgi: It’s beautiful out here.

Irene: And quiet.

Wendy: Too quiet.

Seulgi: Did we lose someone?

*cut to Yeri with a bear in a headlock while Joy recording her*

[thereallounge]

the only impressio when everything is gone !!!!

[optimusprime3000]

Red Velvet: But if i leave, who will take care of Cakeberus and give him his belly rubs?

Licorice: Red Velvet, he's a 28 FEET, THREE HEADED HELLISH DOG!

Red Velvet: HE'S STILL A GOOD BOY AND DESERVES BELLY RUBS!

[peachesgarden]

i could make so many of these

[kpop-girlgroup-quotes]

Joy: I'm sure wherever Irene-unnie is, she's looking down on us

Wendy: Irene-unnie is dead?!

Joy: Oh, no. Unnie is not dead. Just very condescending

[moonlightbae7775]

Kpop idol yn:I’ve heard your complaints and I’m still releasing my album because yall are just whiny bitches

(The crowd erupts with hateful words and threats)

Yn:yall can dox me all yall want I know my fucking address

[incorrectlesserafim]

Eunchae's star diary ft. Red Velvet and Aespa:

Eunchae: I lived, bitch

Karina: I laughed,bitch

Seulgi: I Loved, bitch

Yeri: I ain't never gonna stop loving you, bitch

Ningning: I Won't Hesitate Bitch

[alex-just-vibing]

[incorrect-cookie-run-kingdom]

Licorice, to Red Velvet: You cannot glass a fucking city and say "I did it because I solved the racism problem" 

 Red Velvet: well I- 

 Licorice: The rate of fucking EVERYTHING turns to zero you dumbass

[queen-rainy-love]

Another incorrect quote!

Red Velvet: Which one of you was going to tell me tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?

Clover: *gasps* You were putting it in cold water?

Lilybell: Velvet. Answer the question Velvet.

Red Velvet: Yeah? I thought for like five years that Cookies just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. Didn't realize there was an actual reason.

Lilybell: You don't have the patience to microwave water for THREE MINUTES?

Knight: Why are you putting it in the MICROWAVE to boil it?!

Lilybell: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?

Knight: It takes less than a minute!

Lilybell: Brother, is your stovetop powered by the FUCKING SUN?!

Knight: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO BOIL A CUP OF WATER ON THE STOVE?!

Lilybell: Like seven minutes!

Knight: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes...less than that if you use a saucepan.

Lilybell: *crying* You're putting the whole mug on the stove??? On medium heat??? Your stove is enchanted.

Madeleine: Every single person in this house is a fucking lunatic.

Clotted Cream: Do none of you own a fucking kettle?!

[shiba-chuu]

Wendy: * trying to flirt* Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?

Irene: * oblivious* ...Have you never taken a shower before?