#incorrect cookie run quotes

[sundove88]

My Prediction For a 3rd Black Pearl Cookie Update:

Btw- the art above is what I’d think she looks like in her “Purified Form”- it’s by me, btw.

(Oyster hands the remorseful Black Pearl her pearl)

Black Pearl: No… No…! (Sobs) What a fool I’ve been, what a fool I’ve been!!

(A powerful glow starts intensifying)

Everyone: GAH!! (They block out the flash)

(FLASH!!)

(The area is now an ocean with a beautiful sunrise- and Black Pearl is now a purified version of herself- with black, white, and silver in her palette)

White/Black Pearl: Ah, that’s better!

All: *Gasp*

Crimson Coral: White Pearl?!

Captain Caviar: Black Pearl?!

White/Black Pearl: Oh no, not Black or White Pearl- I am now… Pearl Cookie.

(Both parties look at each other)

White/Black Pearl: You see, my friends, since you returned my Pearl to me and helped me see the error of my ways, I’ll travel the oceans of this world and help anyone I cross paths with to atone for what I did. So never stop helping others, and all your dreams will come true!

Peppermint: Even the scary ones?

White/Black Pearl: *Laughs* 👁️👄👁️ YES.

All: 0-0

White/Black Pearl: Farewell, my friends! (Goes back to her normal size and swims off alongside her sisters and Frilled Jellyfish)

Oyster: She’s finally at peace.

White/Black Pearl: (Pops out of the water) Oh, and Caviar- A hat and a jelly corndog are two things. (Swims off again)

Captain Caviar; I told ya we could do it! (Winks)

[incorrect-cookie-run-kingdom]

Dark Enchantress, sitting ominously on a throne: so, why do you wish to join the Cookies of Darkness?

Licorice: I have anxiety and a desire to be validated

Dark Enchantress: lmao your hired

[livingthe24framelife]

Dark Choco at the end of the Citadel arc be like:

[catemons-blog]

Licorice cookie knocks and opens the door to choco werehound brute’s chamber door:Schwarzwälder? Do you /not/ want to come to our next journey to crush gingerbrave?

Choco werehound brute gives a slight angry twinge before answering:No! I’ll come for sure! Just give me a moment to write this letter to dark choco.

Licorice:But Schwarzwälder,pomegranate cookie told us not to talk to him since he left.

Choco werehound brute giving a slightly more angry look: I’m not talking to him. I’m /WrItInG/ to HIM!

He waves around his writing pen to accentuate his point

Licorice:Schwarzwälder- that's the same thing-!

Choco werehound brute:HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO SAY THAT NAME?!

Licorice screams, shutting the door as the brutes' hammer goes flying towards them, the impact of which nearly destroying said door and heavily denting the wall next to it. Choco werehound brute sighs,grabbing his hammer putting it beside his writing desk before dipping his writing pen.

{Dear Dark Choco Cookie,

I write not knowing if this will ever get sent to you or even where in earthbread you are! Ha ha! But I write apologizing on my own and the team's behalf,I’m sorry we didn’t give you the love we should’ve as a second family. Especially me as I came to this group for the same reason. Leaving you to simmer and suffer in your own thoughts and feelings. You always felt so closed off and cold but I see now that underneath your bitter dark chocolate shell,you were just as fragile as the rest of us. I hope that either with your own dough or some other kin you find joy and bliss where we could not give you it. I still think about what different it could’ve been if I had just spoken up and asked what's on your mind.

-With love and prosperity Sir Schwarzwälder Choco werehound brute}

(based on:

[wispisstillverybored67]

[anonz01]

Honestly i love SC + GC and BS + GC dynamic

[waxxencapri]

I’m having fun making these :)

[sunseed-fandump]

Felt like doing another one.

The bug fact's meme is under the cut for anybody who wants it on its own

[fluffshi-wxffle]

Dark Cacao: *rolls over in bed and accidentally knees Pure Vanilla* Pure Vanilla: Ow! You kneed me! Dark Cacao, half asleep: Hmmm yeah, I do need you. Pure Vanilla, tearing up: Oh, okay.

[anoddworld]

Hehehe!

Cue the 101 character tags lmao

[rain-cloudsky]

[brittle-doughie]

The Incorrect Quote Cookie Jar V1.5

Apologies for going dead for a while, sometimes I’m motivated to do a couple posts, sometimes I just post whenever. An Easter short is arriving soon! I might make a new part when I find enough quotes

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Kouign-Amann Cookie: Why does Y/N Cookie call you baby-girl?

Prune Juice Cookie: [blushing intensely] How about we stop talking for a little while!

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Y/N Cookie: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.

Peppercorn Cookie:

Peppercorn Cookie: I'm gonna tell them.

Centipede Cookie: Don't you dare.

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Light Cream Cookie: Y/N Cookie , are you drinking… drinking hydrogen peroxide?!

Y/N Cookie: It says H2O2! That means it’s the sequel to water!

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Lotus Dragon Cookie: I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone.

Y/N Cookie: And I need you to be less vague and weird.

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Golden Cheese Cookie, near tears: Please, Y/N Cookie, I don’t speak meme! I don't know what a 'yeet' is!

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Y/N Cookie: Well, Frost Queen Cookie and I finally did it!

The rest of the squad: *gasps, shocked expressions, etc.*

Y/N Cookie: That's right...We kissed!

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Pure Vanilla Cookie: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.

Dark Cacao Cookie: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.

*Y/N Cookie walks in*

Dark Cacao Cookie: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.

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Sea Fairy Cookie: Due to personal reasons, I will be sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.

Moonlight Cookie: Did Y/N Cookie say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'?

Sea Fairy Cookie: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–

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Y/N Cookie: Have you heard of Murphy’s law? The one where if something can go wrong, it will go wrong?

Jungleberry Cookie: Yeah, I have.

Y/N Cookie: Have you heard of Cole’s law?

Jungleberry Cookie: Is this a joke about coleslaw?

Y/N Cookie: …maybe.

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[incorrect-cookie-run-kingdom]

Licorice, to Red Velvet: You cannot glass a fucking city and say "I did it because I solved the racism problem" 

 Red Velvet: well I- 

 Licorice: The rate of fucking EVERYTHING turns to zero you dumbass

[shibirudon]

[optimusprime3000]

Pure Vanilla: Stressed.

White Lily: Depressed.

Dark Cacao: Possessed.

Golden Cheese: Obsessed.

Hollyberry: Impressed.

Gingerbrave: Chicken breast.

Everyone: ...What?

Gingerbrave: I just wanted to join in.

[spiltinksky]

Junhui: How did you find me?!

Seungcheol: I was merely lucky enough to have heard you shouting about going to the seaside.