#incorrect red dwarf quotes

[shebeafancyflapjack]

Rimmer: "Morally bankrupt" eh?!

Kryten: I'm sorry, sir?

Rimmer: A little dicky-bird tells me you think I'm morally bankrupt!

Kryten: Yes sir, that's correct.

Rimmer: What?

Kryten: We all do, sir.

Cat: All do what?

Kryten: Mr. Rimmer. Morally bankrupt.

Cat: Oh hell yeah.

Kochanski: Absolutely.

Holly: Hundred percent.

Lister: Can be a little....

Rimmer: Oh right. I thought you might try to deny it.

Kryten: We assumed you knew, sir. Because of, well, everything that you do.

Lister: And say.

[incorrectreddwarfquotes]

Kryten: Sirs. The door seems to have been locked from the outside.

Rimmer: Oh god, are we trapped in one of those damned “can’t leave until you have sex” rooms?

Lister, unbuckling his belt: Okay, no big deal then. Let’s go.

Cat: Wait, uh, the sign says, Welcome to the “can’t leave until you are emotionally honest with each other” room.

Lister:

Rimmer:

Cat:

Kryten: We’re going to die in here.

[pluralzalpha]

[goalpost-head]

Lister: Rimmer and I are dating.

Kryten: You're gay?

Cat: And for that?

[bisexualmultifandommess]

Kryten: Sir, you have to let him stay with you he’s your best friend

Lister: he’s not my best friend

The Cat: Well, then who’s your best friend?

Lister:…Oh Smeg, how the hell did that happen?

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/N: Come on, you have to sacrifice your life. I’m not asking you to do anything I wouldn’t do.

Steve: You? You’d sacrifice your life for the good of everyone else?

Y/N: No, I’d sacrifice YOUR life for the good of everyone else.

[incorrect-spiderverse]

Miguel: "Come on Miles, you have to sacrifice your life. I'm not asking you to do anything I wouldn’t do."

Miles: "You? You'd sacrifice your life for the good of everyone else?"

Miguel: "No, I'd sacrifice YOUR life for the good of everyone else."

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Rogue: Come on, you have to sacrifice your life. I'm not asking you to do anything I wouldn’t do. Fighter: You? You'd sacrifice your life for the good of everyone else? Rogue: No, I'd sacrifice YOUR life for the good of everyone else.

[greyangelpain]

So I may have started obsessing over Red dwarf...

[gale-gaze]

[ The Committee for the Liberation and Interrogation of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society ]

[shebeafancyflapjack]

[incorrectreddwarfquotes]

*At "Rimmer's" funeral" Lister: One of Rimmer's passions was jazz. Rimmer loved jazz. He asked me to play Blue Train by John Coltrane at his funeral. I couldn't really find that but I did find another song about a train. l hope it'll do just as well. *Theme from Thomas The Tank Engine starts playing*

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Shredder: I shall return! On Tuesday- no wait. Let me check my calendar.

Shredder: *thinks for a moment*

Shredder: Thursday. I SHALL RETURN THURSDAY!!

[goalpost-head]

Kryten: I could never hate Mister Lister. I mean, unless he became a villain or something, then we'd have to talk

Rimmer: Kryten, if Lister became a villain, you'd just assume he had a good reason for it and I'd wake up to find you drinking coffee from a "World's Best Minion" mug

[incorrectstanleyparablequotes]

The Narrator: Come on, you have to sacrifice your life. I’m not asking you to do anything I wouldn’t do. Stanley: You? You’d sacrifice your life for the good of everyone else? The Narrator: No, I’d sacrifice YOUR life for the good of everyone else.

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Ted: Come on Bill, you have to sacrifice your life. I'm not asking you to do anything I wouldn’t do.

Bill: You? You'd sacrifice your life for the good of everyone else?

Ted: No, I'd sacrifice YOUR life for the good of everyone else.