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#incorrect quotes supernatural academy
brax-the-dragon · 1 year
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Brax: *Sneaking in through his window*
Max, turning in his chair and flicking the light on: You want to tell me where you’ve been all night?
Brax: I was with Jae?
Jae, turning in their chair: Wanna try again?
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Five: *on the phone* We all thought you were dead. Where the hell are you?
Y/N: In a hospital
Five: Are you okay?
Y/N: No
Five:
Five: Care to elaborate??
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*after the Squad has been separated for a few years*
Balthazar: So what have you been up to recently?
Castiel: Leading a revolution with Dean.
Balthazar: Good for you two! Me, I've joined the mob.
Castiel: *nods* Oh, how cool! That's awesome!
Balthazar: I know! Anyway, have you heard from the others? Gabriel?
Castiel: Happily living his exile in Vegas. Anna?
Balthazar: Wrongfully locked up in an asylum, which reminds me, we need to break her out later. Lucifer?
Castiel: Cult leader.
Balthazar: Yeah, that sounds about right.
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cas-coding · 2 years
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cas: and if you see your doppelgänger, you..?
jack: hug them!
sam: kill them!
dean: fuck them!
[silence]
dean: what, you’re telling me that you wouldn’t hit this if you got the chance?
[silence]
dean: well i guess i’m the only one who wants to climb dean mountain, then, can we move on?
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When people think they are Five's dads
Diego: Of course, the most troubling question is why do these people assume we're gay?
Klaus: Well, you are kinda butch. Probably think you're overcompensating.
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issdisgrace · 1 year
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INCORRECT QUOTES MASTERLIST
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AEW
Death of me
Shut up
COD
Have you seen my gecko
How many shots would it take for you to
Ptss dad
Submissive and breedable
DC
How old is your dad
Batdad drops lore
Batdad and Bruce lore
I’m gonna
FORMULA 1
Concerned Danny
MARVEL
Has anyone told you
PEAKY BLINDERS
Sketch
RESIDENT EVIL
Nothing here yet
SLASHERS
Girl dinner
Would you love me if I was a
SUPERNATURAL
Nothing here yet
TED LASSO
Nothing here yet
THE BEAR
I don’t know what I’m going to do with you
THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY
Morning cigarette
YELLOWSTONE
Nothing here yet
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spn-lesbian · 2 years
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Sam: so remember, if you see your other self-
Cas: kill them
Dean: sleep with them
Sam: -avoid them. What the hell is wrong with you two?!
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igotanidea · 2 years
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Request are ..... open :D
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It seems like ever since I started I got seriously addicted to writing. That's what you get when you hold your ideas inside for to long..... :P
having that in mind from now on I'm taking requestt of blurbs (damn the word limit) and stories about hereinbelowed mentioned fandoms:
The Sandman
Umbrella Academy
MCU
The Boys
Supernatural
might update later after realising how many shows I actually watch....
Anyway, if you have any ideas don;t be afraid to ask, either on the comments or in PM, anons are perfecly fine with me too.
AND THANK YOU ALL FOR TAKING THE FANDOM JOURNEY WITH ME! :D
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Dean: did you set me up?
Sam: no, i would never do that!
Crowley: i would!
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lightwood-carstairs · 2 years
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I posted 1,191 times in 2022
53 posts created (4%)
1,138 posts reblogged (96%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@khaleesiofalicante
@lxdyblackthorn
@delightfullyterrible
@literallytypogod
@tessherongraystairs
I tagged 136 of my posts in 2022
#the shadowhunter chronicles - 41 posts
#tsc - 41 posts
#secrets of blackthorn hall - 21 posts
#sobh - 21 posts
#jem carstairs - 14 posts
#will herondale - 12 posts
#the infernal devices - 11 posts
#tid - 11 posts
#tessa gray - 11 posts
#the last hours - 10 posts
Longest Tag: 139 characters
#alastair being a brown boy at an academy full of white elitist holier-than-thou shits and having elias as his father was far more difficult
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
Edited and fixed.
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Family <3
120 notes - Posted March 14, 2022
#4
ONCE AGAIN INCORRECT QUOTES BUT THIS TIME WITH THE MT
James: As someone who has a long history of not understanding anything, I feel confident in my ability to continue not knowing what is going on.
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Matthew: WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?! HE COULD HAVE HAD HOPES AND DREAMS, HE COULD HAVE HAD A FAMILY!!!
James: Matthew-
James: It- it was just an ant-
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Thomas: What is wrong with you?
James: Loaded question. Elaborate.
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Matthew: Now, the recipe calls for 2 shots of vodka.
Matthew: *upends the bottle*
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Christopher: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container.
Matthew: The cow??
Christopher: What?
James: Matthew, W H Y?
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James: Someone care to explain why we have 6 dogs in our apartment?
Matthew: They're golden retrievers, dude. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.
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Thomas: Do you take constructive criticism?
Matthew: No, only cash or credit.
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Christopher: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.
James:
James: I'm gonna tell them.
Thomas: Don't you dare.
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132 notes - Posted February 11, 2022
#3
Everyone,,,
I present to you : my interpretation of some of the unidentified snippets
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#1 : probably Alec in QOAAD while his proposal but not included in the final draft
#2 : probably someone in TMI but still has a chance of showing up in TLH
#3 : TEC. Totally TEC. Probably in TBVOTD, before their wedding
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132 notes - Posted February 21, 2022
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Time for incorrect quotes my beloved!
Will: That's ridiculous, Jem doesn't have a crush on me.
Tessa: Yes he does.
Magnus: Yes he does.
Jem: Yes I do.
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Magnus: Will, you'll be working with Jem and Tessa.
Will: Alright! My fantasy threesome!
Everyone else: *blank stares*
Will: ...Of people on a team.
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Will: Why is Tessa crying on the floor?
Magnus: They're drunk.
Will: And?
Magnus: They saw a picture of Jem's spouse.
Will: But they're Jem's spouse.
Magnus: I know.
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Magnus: Truth or dare?
Tessa: Dare.
Magnus: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.
Tessa: Hey Will?
Will, blushing: Yeah?
Tessa: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Jem.
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Tessa: What’s the announcement, Magnus?
Magnus: It’s a lecture. Jem’s gonna tell us everything he knows about sex.
Will, blissfully unaware: It should be an enjoyable 60 seconds.
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253 notes - Posted February 11, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
Alec really saw Magnus flirting with him and said "k I found my soulmate" and proceeded to kiss him in public in front of his very first ancestors and relatives and his whole homophobic ass community, stalked his ex (😭wtf was that), stayed with him when he was sick, fucking proposed on a beach AFTER A BIG DIMENSIONAL WAR WITH EVERY KIND OF SUPERNATURAL CREATURE INVOLVED EVEN ANGELS(😭) AND MARRIED HIM HALF AN HOUR LATER
Not to mention GOING TO LITERAL HELL TO FIND HIM
Meanwhile also adopted two kids and built a home with him
317 notes - Posted August 28, 2022
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brax-the-dragon · 1 year
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Max: So, are you two dating now?
Jessa & Brax: Yes.
Max: Why?
Brax: I happen to find Jessa very appealing.
Max: Yeah, I can understand that. I’m trying to figure out what’s wrong with Jessa.
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alissa3000 · 2 years
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I’m more active on tumblr now so I’m doing a little about me post and what not :))
Fandoms I’m in:
The flash
Mcu
The umbrella academy
Greys Anatomy
Supergirl
Supernatural
Sherlock
Criminal minds
Ncis
Pjo
Harry Potter
New girl
Community
911 (on season 2-3)
Top gun (1986 + 2022)
The Sandman
Some songs I like:
Bulls in the Bronx - pierce the vail
Angeleyes - ABBA
Deity - Valeree
Moving in the dark - neon trees
American idiot - Green Day
All my life - foo fighters
Zodiac killer - Khalil?
Deep water - American authors
My hobbies/ interests:
Photography
Painting
Greek mythology
Archery
What I post:
Incorrect quotes
Random posts
Headcanons (which I’m new to)
Relatable ass shit tbh
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Feel free to send in thoughts or ideas :)))
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noahmars · 2 years
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i will be adding more fandoms like:
spn, witcher, umbrella academy but i will need to familiarise myself with those ones first.
You can request any character and fandom and i will do what I can!
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lonelyboy-in-space · 2 years
Conversation
[After finding out Reginald never opened any of his space packages]
Klaus: What the hell happened to you?
Luther: I found a liquor store
Klaus: And?
Luther: I drank it.
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tang0w0tek · 2 years
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I'm gonna watch Netflix what should I watch
Start Stranger things season two
Start The Umbrella Academy season one
Finish Supernatural season five (only got three episodes remaining)
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spn-lesbian · 2 years
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Cas: you know when you said you’d take me out for a drink I was expecting something stronger-
Dean: do NOT disrespect the slushie
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