#incorrect quotes supernatural academy

[brax-the-dragon]

Brax: *Sneaking in through his window*

Max, turning in his chair and flicking the light on: You want to tell me where you’ve been all night?

Brax: I was with Jae?

Jae, turning in their chair: Wanna try again?

[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Five: *on the phone* We all thought you were dead. Where the hell are you?

Y/N: In a hospital

Five: Are you okay?

Y/N: No

Five:

Five: Care to elaborate??

[elasgottoomuchfreetime]

*after the Squad has been separated for a few years*

Balthazar: So what have you been up to recently?

Castiel: Leading a revolution with Dean.

Balthazar: Good for you two! Me, I've joined the mob.

Castiel: *nods* Oh, how cool! That's awesome!

Balthazar: I know! Anyway, have you heard from the others? Gabriel?

Castiel: Happily living his exile in Vegas. Anna?

Balthazar: Wrongfully locked up in an asylum, which reminds me, we need to break her out later. Lucifer?

Castiel: Cult leader.

Balthazar: Yeah, that sounds about right.

[cas-coding]

cas: and if you see your doppelgänger, you..?

jack: hug them!

sam: kill them!

dean: fuck them!

[silence]

dean: what, you’re telling me that you wouldn’t hit this if you got the chance?

[silence]

dean: well i guess i’m the only one who wants to climb dean mountain, then, can we move on?

[witchcraftandgeekness]

When people think they are Five's dads

Diego: Of course, the most troubling question is why do these people assume we're gay?

Klaus: Well, you are kinda butch. Probably think you're overcompensating.

[issdisgrace]

INCORRECT QUOTES MASTERLIST

AEW

Death of me

Shut up

COD

Have you seen my gecko

How many shots would it take for you to

Ptss dad

Submissive and breedable

DC

How old is your dad

Batdad drops lore

Batdad and Bruce lore

I’m gonna

FORMULA 1

Concerned Danny

MARVEL

Has anyone told you

PEAKY BLINDERS

Sketch

RESIDENT EVIL

Nothing here yet

SLASHERS

Girl dinner

Would you love me if I was a

SUPERNATURAL

Nothing here yet

TED LASSO

Nothing here yet

THE BEAR

I don’t know what I’m going to do with you

THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY

Morning cigarette

YELLOWSTONE

Nothing here yet

[toomanyincorrectquotes]

Dean: did you set me up?

Sam: no, i would never do that!

Crowley: i would!

[lightwood-carstairs]

I posted 1,191 times in 2022

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I tagged 136 of my posts in 2022

#the shadowhunter chronicles - 41 posts

#tsc - 41 posts

#secrets of blackthorn hall - 21 posts

#sobh - 21 posts

#jem carstairs - 14 posts

#will herondale - 12 posts

#the infernal devices - 11 posts

#tid - 11 posts

#tessa gray - 11 posts

#the last hours - 10 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#alastair being a brown boy at an academy full of white elitist holier-than-thou shits and having elias as his father was far more difficult

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Edited and fixed.

Family <3

120 notes - Posted March 14, 2022

#4

ONCE AGAIN INCORRECT QUOTES BUT THIS TIME WITH THE MT

James: As someone who has a long history of not understanding anything, I feel confident in my ability to continue not knowing what is going on.

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Matthew: WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?! HE COULD HAVE HAD HOPES AND DREAMS, HE COULD HAVE HAD A FAMILY!!!

James: Matthew-

James: It- it was just an ant-

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Thomas: What is wrong with you?

James: Loaded question. Elaborate.

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Matthew: Now, the recipe calls for 2 shots of vodka.

Matthew: *upends the bottle*

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Christopher: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container.

Matthew: The cow??

Christopher: What?

James: Matthew, W H Y?

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James: Someone care to explain why we have 6 dogs in our apartment?

Matthew: They're golden retrievers, dude. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.

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Thomas: Do you take constructive criticism?

Matthew: No, only cash or credit.

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Christopher: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.

James:

James: I'm gonna tell them.

Thomas: Don't you dare.

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132 notes - Posted February 11, 2022

#3

Everyone,,,

I present to you : my interpretation of some of the unidentified snippets

#1 : probably Alec in QOAAD while his proposal but not included in the final draft

#2 : probably someone in TMI but still has a chance of showing up in TLH

#3 : TEC. Totally TEC. Probably in TBVOTD, before their wedding

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132 notes - Posted February 21, 2022

#2

Time for incorrect quotes my beloved!

Will: That's ridiculous, Jem doesn't have a crush on me.

Tessa: Yes he does.

Magnus: Yes he does.

Jem: Yes I do.

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Magnus: Will, you'll be working with Jem and Tessa.

Will: Alright! My fantasy threesome!

Everyone else: *blank stares*

Will: ...Of people on a team.

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Will: Why is Tessa crying on the floor?

Magnus: They're drunk.

Will: And?

Magnus: They saw a picture of Jem's spouse.

Will: But they're Jem's spouse.

Magnus: I know.

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Magnus: Truth or dare?

Tessa: Dare.

Magnus: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.

Tessa: Hey Will?

Will, blushing: Yeah?

Tessa: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Jem.

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Tessa: What’s the announcement, Magnus?

Magnus: It’s a lecture. Jem’s gonna tell us everything he knows about sex.

Will, blissfully unaware: It should be an enjoyable 60 seconds.

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253 notes - Posted February 11, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Alec really saw Magnus flirting with him and said "k I found my soulmate" and proceeded to kiss him in public in front of his very first ancestors and relatives and his whole homophobic ass community, stalked his ex (😭wtf was that), stayed with him when he was sick, fucking proposed on a beach AFTER A BIG DIMENSIONAL WAR WITH EVERY KIND OF SUPERNATURAL CREATURE INVOLVED EVEN ANGELS(😭) AND MARRIED HIM HALF AN HOUR LATER

Not to mention GOING TO LITERAL HELL TO FIND HIM

Meanwhile also adopted two kids and built a home with him

317 notes - Posted August 28, 2022

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[brax-the-dragon]

Max: So, are you two dating now?

Jessa & Brax: Yes.

Max: Why?

Brax: I happen to find Jessa very appealing.

Max: Yeah, I can understand that. I’m trying to figure out what’s wrong with Jessa.

[spn-lesbian]

Sam: so remember, if you see your other self-

Cas: kill them

Dean: sleep with them

Sam: -avoid them. What the hell is wrong with you two?!

[alissa3000]

My comfort characters as John Mulaney quotes

Foggy Nelson

Sam Winchester

Matt Murdock

Spencer Reid

Klaus hargreeves about Reginald

Spencer Reid

Rpatz Bruce Wayne

Viktor hargreeves

Adrian Chase

Dean Winchester

[noahmars]

i will be adding more fandoms like:

spn, witcher, umbrella academy but i will need to familiarise myself with those ones first.

You can request any character and fandom and i will do what I can!

[igotanidea]

Request are ..... open :D

It seems like ever since I started I got seriously addicted to writing. That's what you get when you hold your ideas inside for to long..... :P

having that in mind from now on I'm taking requestt of blurbs (damn the word limit) and stories about hereinbelowed mentioned fandoms:

The Sandman

Umbrella Academy

MCU

The Boys

Supernatural

might update later after realising how many shows I actually watch....

Anyway, if you have any ideas don;t be afraid to ask, either on the comments or in PM, anons are perfecly fine with me too.

AND THANK YOU ALL FOR TAKING THE FANDOM JOURNEY WITH ME! :D

[lonelyboy-in-space]

[After finding out Reginald never opened any of his space packages]

Klaus: What the hell happened to you?

Luther: I found a liquor store

Klaus: And?

Luther: I drank it.

[tang0w0tek]

I'm gonna watch Netflix what should I watch

Start Stranger things season two

Start The Umbrella Academy season one

Finish Supernatural season five (only got three episodes remaining)

[babygirlwolverine]

everyone: wants someone to show up for them

misha: just a man who shows up

us: 😍