#incorrect quotes crisis core

[verysmolspams]

I recreated an ongoing meme for the lads. Enjoy 💀

[little-black-dress-zack-fair]

Zack: *leaning on the counter* Hey beautiful, come here often?

Cloud: Is this the part where I remind you we've been married for four years or do I play along?

Zack: Play along!

Cloud: Alright. Sorry, I'm not interested, I'm married.

[preposterousgreen]

[in front of a crowded cafeteria]

Zack: Cloudy, I can't believe you would betray me like that!

Cloud: What? I have no idea what you're talking about!

Zack: Oh, don't play dumb with me, mister. You were loving on her right in the open, on a damn street corner!

Cloud: W-who? Zack, everyone's staring!

Zack: That gorgeous blonde? With the floofy pants? Give me a break! She was slobbering all over you! Literally!

Cloud:

Cloud:

Cloud: The dog? That golden retriever?!

[minutes later]

Zack: *cackling like a loon in between Cloud trying to drown him in a toilet bowl*

Cloud: You have the worst sense of humor in history.💢

[strayheartless]

Genesis and Zack except it’s that one scene from BG3:

Genesis: WHAT IN THE SWEET HELLS WERE YOU THINKING ACTIVATING THAT SUMMON?! I WAS RIGHT THERE! GODS! Do you have any idea how much that hurt?!

Zack, cringing: sorry! I’ll be more careful next time I swear.

Genesis: Next time? No no no, if there is a “next time” I’ll be the one wielding the almighty weapon, thank you!

*Angeal glared at him*

Genesis, grudgingly: …although I do appreciate you trying to fix your mistake… just don’t do it again.

Zack: I healed you didn’t I?!

Genesis: excuse me? That was the least you could do after dropping a building on me!

Zack, pushing his luck: I thought your fire powers protected you from getting hurt by heat?

Genesis: well, apparently there’s a limit. Somewhere between a nice summers day, and the FULL CONCENTRATED POWER OF IFRIT!! Next time Zackary, at least warn me before you do something stupid. At least then I can get out of the blast radius.

Zack: …I think I liked you better as a pile of smouldering leather…

*Sephiroth pulls Zack back by the scruff of the neck before Genesis strangled him.*

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[rottenpumpkin13]

Cloud: "Where is our mission taking place?"

Zack: "Sephiroth said it's in Nibelheim, isn't that your hometown, Cloud?"

Cloud: "Oh. Yeah, it is-"

Sephiroth: "Hm."

Cloud: "Uh, what is it, sir?"

Sephiroth: "How peculiar. Just last night I had a vision of burning your home to the ground, killing all of it's residents. There was specific focus on me slaughtering a blonde woman with similar features to your own, cadet."

Cloud: "Wow what a coincidence. I had a vision of throwing you into the Nibelheim reactor with your own stupid sword. Sir."

Sephiroth: "..."

Cloud: "..."

Zack: "...I had a vision that we all had a grand time and became best friends who can trust each other and watch each other's backs and nothing bad ever happened again to any of us."

Sephiroth and Cloud: "..."

Zack: "And I think if you both chill the fuck out we can band together and manifest my vision into reality. Please."

*A few days later*

Sephiroth: My gut feeling tells me that my mother is very proud of my actions.

Cloud: My gut feeling tells me you have mommy issues and were never held as a child.

Zack: MY GUT FEELING TELLS ME THAT EVERYTHING IS ON FUCKING FIRE!!

[sephirthoughts]

cloud: crushes are the worst. whenever i’m near mine, i start acting stupid

zack: you always act stupid

zack:

zack: wait...

[anakinh]

endless ffvii → (29/∞): crisis core incorrect quotes edition

[foreststarflaime]

ff7 dialogue boxes but I made them do vines pt 2

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[emeraldblonde]

Zack: *walking around shirtless*

Tifa: You can't just walk around like that!

Zack: Why not?

Tifa: It's distracting. People might get hurt.

Zack: wtf how?

Cloud: *coming into the room and immediately walks into the wall after seeing Zack*

Tifa: SEE!?!

[ilminnestrone]

Genesis: I am a filthy, smart, beautiful, sexy, spoiled, silly, fun little cumslut.

Lazard: Yes. This is a press conference about your latest mission in Wutai and the journalist asked about how would you define your achievements there.

Genesis: ...and I answered the question.

Genesis: Angeal was there, he can confirm.

Angeal: ...

Genesis: ...?

Lazard: ...?

Angeal: I do.

[verysmolspams]

Incorrect wholesome quote: Elyroth edition

Sephiroth somehow gets sick; Elyse tends to him as the day goes by, refusing to leave his side.

Elyse: I’ll take care of you.

Sephiroth:… it’s rotten work.

Elyse: Not to me… not if it’s you.

*Based on this trend for ships

[little-black-dress-zack-fair]

Yuffie: Do you want to see a butterfly?

Vincent: Yes.

Barret: NO!

Yuffie: *throws the butter across the table*

Cid: Fucking majestic.

[preposterousgreen]

[at the grocery store]

Genesis: Where's Angeal?

Sephiroth: I saw him in the spice aisle—

Genesis: *groans* Overthinking vanilla extract, no doubt. Or, Gaia forbid, saffron threads. *shudders*

Genesis: Here, go check out while I talk him down. Again. *leaves*

Zack:

Zack: Did he just... hand you his credit card?

Sephiroth: I have no idea why.

Cloud: Keep it.

[crisis-core-madness]

Lazard: That's it, you're grounded! Sephiroth, no adventures for you! Angeal, no fighting for you! Zack, no stealing for you! And Genesis... oh my god, is there anything that you love?

Genesis: Revenge.

Lazard: No vengeance for you.

Genesis: I was going to say "I'll get you for this," but I guess that's off the table.

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