#incorrect qoutes x reader

[multi-fandom-imagine]

Reader: *Kisses Scrooge's cheek*

Scrooge: what is this?

Reader: uh...affection

Scrooge: disgusting....

Scrooge: do it again

[skyrigel]

*Simon following up behind y/n* Y/n: So...me and Simon are dating *Simon nodding* Price: ha! We already knew Soap: like why were you even hiding it from us this long Y/n and Simon: *confused* Y/n:We only started dating today Price: Soap: Then what the fuck was happening for the last three years ?! Simon: :)

[rkiveinmarvel]

(Y/N): Yeah, don't go falling in love with me, Barnes. Bucky: You? That won't be a problem. -- A few weeks later Bucky: Steve, I have a problem.

[super-marvel-dc]

Jason, to Y/N: Open your mouth.

Y/N: Mm-mm.

Jason: Open your mouth now and show me what you have.

Y/N: *Shakes their head no.*

Jason: Y/N-

Dick, walking into the room: Hey, what's up! *Smacks Y/N's back in greeting.*

Y/N: *Chokes, and glitter flies everywhere.*

Jason, and Dick: *Looking at Y/N in shock and fear.*

Y/N: *Grins innocently with glitter all over their clothes and mouth.*

Y/N: Tim bet me 50 bucks...

Jason, and Dick: TIM!!

[fandoms--fluff]

Klaus (Kol's big brother): Kol no

Kol: Kol yes

Elijah (Kol’s other big brother): Kol no

Kol: Kol maybe

Y/n (Elijah's scary protective wife): Kol no

Kol: Kol no

[kingbaldwinthe4th]

Y/n: I fell

Baldwin: from heaven? Of course, you're an angel

Y/n: No, I literally fell

Baldwin: In love with me? You have a really good taste.

Y/n: My Lord I broke my arm

Baldwin:

(⁠●⁠_⁠_⁠●⁠)

[fruityspaceboy]

Tony: "Oh god what is that?“

Y/N: "It’s new meds Tony, ✨mood stabilizing meds✨ They’re gonna show us the way to stability.“

Tony: "Guys, You do know that there's no actual guarantee, it will work right-"

Y/N: "Shun the non believe!"

Loki: "Sssshhhhuuunn!"

Bucky: "Sssshhhhuuunn!"

[checkingoutforheroes]

Life.

Y/n on the hospital bed after a tough mission.

Natasha: Damn, what happened to you??

Y/n: Life.

[yzhuoo-inqoutes]

ep. 29

Y/N: What does 'take out' mean?

Karina: Food.

Giselle: Dating

NingNing: Murder

Winter: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

[travelleryanii]

Cravings for today: A fanfic about a professor at Hogwarts who secretly developed fondness for Severus. Years before the war, mc finds out that Snape is a death eater. Worried of the perils of her beloved’s shenanigans, she seeks audience with Voldemort in which she convinced him to make an unbreakable vow with her. The deal; She pledges her undying loyalty to him and does whatever he needs her to do, so long as Voldemort sends her to dangerous missions instead of Severus and promises not to harm him. All of these happens without the potion master knowing.

AaaAaaAaaa… I need this so bad rn I’m tempted to write it. 😭

[dreamywriter143]

Avatar/Atwow Prompts/Incorrect Quotes Issue: #16

Warning: NSFW/MDNI, Suggestive Content!! ______________________

Y/n: How is it like to have a penis?

Neteyam: It has its ups and downs.

Lo’ak : Sometimes it’s a little hard.

Ao’nung: It’s a pain in the ass.

Rotxo: Oh Eywa, fuck guys, come on.

[multi-fandom-imagine]

Stan: *holding his twin girls* WHO'S THE LOSER NOW PA!?! IT'S YOU CAUSE YOU'RE DEAD

Reader: *Barley awake, hopped up on the Morphine* What is Stan yelling about?!

Ford: *surprised the twins did not wake up* You don't want to know.

[skyrigel]

Y/n: Hey. What do bees make ?

Simon: I know this joke but since I am hopelessly in love with you and all your silly ways, I will follow along with you through everything.

Simon: Honey.

Y/n *through tears*: ...Yes dear.

[rkiveinmarvel]

Y/N: Can I have a bite of your food? Bucky: Absolutely not. John Walker: Wow. Some great couple. He won’t even share his food. Bucky: It has peanuts on it. They are allergic to peanuts. Are you so jealous of our relationship that you want Y/n to die? John Walker:...

[super-marvel-dc]

*Y/N, and Jason hanging upside down by their feet from a rope*

Jason: Tell me again how you became a hero...

*Y/N thinking back to when Bruce hired them*

Bruce: Who are you?

Y/N: I'm hired.

Bruce: You're hired?

Y/N: Thanks, boss. See ya tomorrow! *Leaves a confused Bruce in the bat cave*

Y/N, now: It's complicated.

[fandoms--fluff]

Kol: Y/n has delicious chapstick

Elijah:

Rebekah:

Klaus: You two kissed?

Y/n: No, the asshole took a bite out of my chapstick while I wasn't looking