#incorrect prequels quotes

[sodamnbored]

What Padme should’ve said on Mustafar:

Padme: Anakin, darling. If I may; five words.

Padme, counting off on her fingers: Obi-Wan is right.

Anakin, frowning: That’s only three words.

Padme, still counting: You moron.

[coruscant-clickbait]

Anakin: There is no i in happyness…

Obi-Wan: There is if you fucking spell it right.

[incorrectstarwarsquotess]

Anakin, after briefing another one of his insane plans: Thoughts?

Ahsoka: And prayers. Holy shit.

[thedirtiwalkoniswet]

I wanted in on the fun + my inability to focus on one project

[kara-ct]

Obi-Wan: We're going to go east and Anakin's group is going to go west. Then...

Anakin : ...

Obi-Wan : I can't do that anymore, Anakin! I can't keep ignoring this!

Anakin : But...

Obi-Wan: Anakin, why do you have a fucking blaster ?!

Waxer : *Shocked* Cody! The general said the "f word" in front of the shinies !

Obi-Wan : I don't care! I can't believe Anakin is so uncivilized! Blasters are so uncivilized!

212th Battalion: ...

Cody : It's not...

Anakin: It was Rex's idea! He told Ahsoka and I that having blasters in addition to our lightsabers would give us an advantage on the battlefield and that it would be safer for us. And you know what? Rex is right!

Obi-Wan : Ahsoka too??? I can't believe Rex is such a bad influence on both of you! Anakin, Rex makes you act in such an uncivilized way!

Cody : Don't involve Rex in any of this! Skywalker does very well on his own to deprave himself!

Obi-Wan : You certainly don't mean that, my dear.

Cody : Don't "my dear" me! Skywalker is the one who has a terrible influence on Rex and the 501! Skywalker is a chaos demon!

Obi-Wan : Rex is evil incarnate! That stupid blonde head corrupted my little baby Padawan!

Cody : ... You're sleeping on the floor tonight.

Boil : Guys, our parents are fighting... Again.

Anakin : ... So that means I'm allowed to keep the blaster?

[crazy-concubine]

[babygirl-diaz]

Buck: Maddie, I need to tell you something

Maddie: Oh no… what did you do?

Buck: There’s no easy way to say this but Eddie and I accidentally got married

Maddie: What do you mean you accidentally got married? HOW do you accidentally get married?

Buck: After a shit ton of alcohol at a bachelor party, an officiant friend, and two somehow very enthusiastic witnessses. You don’t wanna know the details.

Maddie: Oh, I really do.

[asocial-skye]

Obi-Wan: So how is life with two newborns?

Padme, tearing up: Terrible. I didn't know that it was possible for someone to cry this much, Obi-Wan. Make it stop; I can't take it anymore!

Obi-Wan: .....I'm sure that they'll outgrow it someday, Padme.

Padme: oh no, no, no, no. Luke and Leia are angels; they're no trouble at all.

Obi-Wan:

Obi-Wan: But you just said-

Anakin, from the twins' nursery room: *cries loudly* I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

[imnotkosmic]

Maul in the movies: *literally doesn't say a word.*

Maul in the Clone Wars: I have prepared two songs and a monologue.

[arbre-mes-espaces]

Anakin: To live is to be evil.

Obi-Wan: Go back to bed.

Anakin: But to be evil is to also live.

Obi-Wan: Anakin.

Anakin: Did you know that hell is in hello?

Obi-Wan, exasperated: Did you know you’re going to know the greatest hell known to living man if you. Don’t. Go. To. Bed.

[coruscant-clickbait]

mace: what’s wrong with you?

anakin: depends on the day

[incorrectstarwarsquotess]

Obi-Wan: Это все твоя вина!

Anakin: Yeah, I know.

Ahsoka: You speak Russian?

Anakin: No, I just know the phrase "this is all your fault" in every language he speaks.

[thedirtiwalkoniswet]

I'm having so much fun | -> pt. two

[i-m-art-ix]

Padme, staring at Anakin: I could fix him

Palpatine: Please don't, it took a lot of work to fuck him up this bad

[kara-ct]

Anakin : *knocking on the door at 3am* Rex! Rex! REX! Wake up!

Rex :What's the problem, sir? Are we under attack?

Anakin : I was thinking about Obi-Wan and Cody.

Rex :...

Anakin: If they get married, Cody will be my stepmother or brother-in-law?

Rex: Did you seriously wake me up for that?

Anakin :... Obi-Wan is like a father to me but he is also a brother. Does that mean Cody is going to become my stepmother and brother-in-law at the same time?

Rex :...

Anakin : Does that mean that you and I will also be brothers? Or are you going to become my uncle?

Rex :

[new-november-moons]

star wars incorrect quotes *** part two

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