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rrcenic · 1 year ago
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in the honor of my marvel obsession creeping back to me + my family being in disneyland and exploring avengers campus, have some ✨avengers incorrect quotes✨ as things my friends and family have said
a shit ton of these were conversations between @cissyenthusiast010155 and i lmao
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peter: indulge in my child-like whimsy. buy me a web slinger
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steve: is that an igloo over there??
peter: …it’s a hippie house?
tony: did you hear about the hippie states wife?
steve: why on earth is there a hippie house in the cars theme park?!
tony: babe. did you hear about the hippie states wi-
peter: what’s the hippie state?
tony: the hippie states wife is mississippi!
steve: what on earth are you talking abou-
tony: like,,, mrs. hippie?? mississippi?
steve: …
peter: …
tony: …
tony: i thought it was funny
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tony: “i can do this all day”? that’s what she said
steve: SHHHHHH!!!
natasha: ooh, you’ve finally been shushed
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loki: a kid ran in front of me and my reaction was “broken child!”
steve: wHAT?!
loki: i didn’t say it out loud!!!
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scott: please sir, you don’t understand, if i don’t get my 20 dollar sunglasses back, my children will die
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peggy: i support neil patrick harris being gay
natasha: peg, you’re a lesbian
peggy: yes, but i am an ally to his gayness
natasha: you are gay
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peter: they should let me stay up late. because. if they don’t it would be…
ned: transphobic?
peter: YES
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bucky: i smelled grass! and now i want some!
steve: you want to eat grass?!
bucky: absolutely
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peter: and they were LAB PARTNERS
harley: oh my gawd they were lab partners
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tony: i want shawarma
steve: i want to go to sleep
tony: it’s only 4 pm
steve: and?
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steve: oh, this boba pearl is stuck in the ice…
bucky: just like captain america!
tony: aaaah, good one
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mj: “what kind of girl do you want” a red one
peter: …
peter: are we talking about cars????
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thor: i don’t understand the scientific physics
bruce: the what
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peter: please bring back the cheese man
tony: that could really mean any of us
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*at their first meet up in a while*
natasha: yknow, i’m just now being reminded of the fact that i hate half the people here
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bucky: i hate will ferrell
sam: how can anyone hate will ferrell?!
bucky: well, i liked him in barbie
sam: and he was funny in the lego movie!
bucky: true, he was awesome in that
sam: oh, he was also megamind!
bucky: yes! i loved him with that
sam: you don’t actually hate will ferrell, do you?
bucky: …
sam: you just hate elf
bucky: …i just hate elf
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steve: “rogers: the musical” can only be described as feeling like bad fanfiction
tony: isn’t it amazing
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*playing heads up, prompt “avengers: civil war”*
peter: when! when the divorce!
scott: ant man’s first fight!
natasha: when everyone decided they didn’t like each other anymore!
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harley: oh, c3p0 and r2d2 are a gay couple!
peter: duh??? did you just realize that???
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bitrashteddy · 1 year ago
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Harley: What's your favourite flavour icie
Peter: Blue
Harley: Blue is not a flavour
Peter: Yes it is
Harley: Why is red not a flavour though
Peter: Because its not blue
Harley: Blue is not a flavour I will die on this hill
Peter: Then perish
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hearts-4buck · 11 months ago
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Marvel + incorrect pictures (mostly young avengers)
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incorrect-assvengers · 1 year ago
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Peter: 11 year old me would think current me is insane
Harley: He'd be right
Harley: 11 year old me would call current me a slur
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yoooitsemmers · 2 months ago
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Peter: are you from Tennessee? Harley: Peter: Cause you’re the only 10 I see! Harley: Peter: hahaha Harley: Peter: haha… Harley: shut the fuck up. Peter: IM SORRY I HAD TOO
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dragonstar2568 · 3 months ago
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You can’t tell me that Peter and Harley didn’t fight with lightsabers at their wedding.
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emmedoesntdomath · 1 year ago
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harley, facedown on the table: I’m so stupid 
tony, laughing at him: yes, yes you are-
peter, from across the room: no 
harley:
tony:
harley, sitting up and clearing his throat: you know, I suddenly feel better. the world is such a beautiful place. I’m doing great, actually. 
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eternallyungrateful · 1 year ago
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Harley, walking into the lab after smoking a fatty blnt: do you ever think the trees are trying to tell us something, and we just don't know how to hear it anymore?
Peter, already done with him: i just want you to stop saying odd shit
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basically-harley-keener · 1 year ago
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Peter, packing: Okay i have 16 shirts
Harley: it’s a four day trip…
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prkrknr · 2 years ago
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peter: harley, why are you staring at me?
harley: sorry, it's just you're so fucking pretty
peter: oh
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bitrashteddy · 2 years ago
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Tony: Why does Harley look furious?
Peter: Remember how Harley had his tonsils removed?
Peter: yea well he has tonsillitis, again, and can't sleep
Tony: how-
Harley: *angry whispering because he lost his voice*
Peter: I don't know but he's been angrily sick for a week now
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marvel-lous-guy · 2 years ago
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Peter: must be hard not being able to laugh
Harley: I can laugh you know
Peter: Well I've never heard you laugh
Harley: well I've never heard you say anything funny
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twenty-orange-balloons · 1 year ago
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Wei Wuxian: Jiang Cheng–
Jiang Cheng: No, I am still mad at you.
Wei Wuxian: I told you it was an “accident” and I “didn’t mean” to! How was I “supposed to know” adding glitter would “break it”?
Jiang Cheng: Adding air quotes doesn’t help your “argument”.
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incorrectdefendersquotes2 · 2 years ago
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Peter, introducing: Jess, Harley. Harley, Jess.
Harley, waving: Hey y’all.
Jessica, wide-eyed: What the fuck knuckles is this?
Peter: He's my boyfriend, you intolerant jerk!
Jessica: Whoa! Pump the hate brakes, Fox and Friends. I'm just surprised *anyone* would date you, especially male Applejack from My Little Pony.
Harley: I like this lady.
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dragonstar2568 · 1 year ago
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(At counseling)
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Counselor: ok let’s start with tony and Steve, what are you two feeling?
Steve: I feel like tony doesn’t appreciate me.
Tony: I FEEL like you don’t care about my creations.
Counselor:.. ok, now let’s go to Peter and Harley. What are you two feeling?
Peter:(crosses arms pouting) I feel like my cervix hurts.
Harley:(smirking) I feel pride.
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emmedoesntdomath · 1 year ago
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mj, to harley approximately twenty minutes after they’re introduced: look. my best friend’s hot. you’re hot. he likes leather jackets. you have leather jackets. you like nerdy dorks. he’s a nerdy dork. here’s his number. text him. 
*she leaves*
harley, who just wanted to make some friends:
also harley, the disaster gay who is all of the things mj just said: awesome
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