#incorrect parkner

[rrcenic]

in the honor of my marvel obsession creeping back to me + my family being in disneyland and exploring avengers campus, have some ✨avengers incorrect quotes✨ as things my friends and family have said

a shit ton of these were conversations between @cissyenthusiast010155 and i lmao

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peter: indulge in my child-like whimsy. buy me a web slinger

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steve: is that an igloo over there??

peter: …it’s a hippie house?

tony: did you hear about the hippie states wife?

steve: why on earth is there a hippie house in the cars theme park?!

tony: babe. did you hear about the hippie states wi-

peter: what’s the hippie state?

tony: the hippie states wife is mississippi!

steve: what on earth are you talking abou-

tony: like,,, mrs. hippie?? mississippi?

steve: …

peter: …

tony: …

tony: i thought it was funny

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tony: “i can do this all day”? that’s what she said

steve: SHHHHHH!!!

natasha: ooh, you’ve finally been shushed

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loki: a kid ran in front of me and my reaction was “broken child!”

steve: wHAT?!

loki: i didn’t say it out loud!!!

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scott: please sir, you don’t understand, if i don’t get my 20 dollar sunglasses back, my children will die

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peggy: i support neil patrick harris being gay

natasha: peg, you’re a lesbian

peggy: yes, but i am an ally to his gayness

natasha: you are gay

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peter: they should let me stay up late. because. if they don’t it would be…

ned: transphobic?

peter: YES

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bucky: i smelled grass! and now i want some!

steve: you want to eat grass?!

bucky: absolutely

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peter: and they were LAB PARTNERS

harley: oh my gawd they were lab partners

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tony: i want shawarma

steve: i want to go to sleep

tony: it’s only 4 pm

steve: and?

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steve: oh, this boba pearl is stuck in the ice…

bucky: just like captain america!

tony: aaaah, good one

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mj: “what kind of girl do you want” a red one

peter: …

peter: are we talking about cars????

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thor: i don’t understand the scientific physics

bruce: the what

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peter: please bring back the cheese man

tony: that could really mean any of us

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*at their first meet up in a while*

natasha: yknow, i’m just now being reminded of the fact that i hate half the people here

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bucky: i hate will ferrell

sam: how can anyone hate will ferrell?!

bucky: well, i liked him in barbie

sam: and he was funny in the lego movie!

bucky: true, he was awesome in that

sam: oh, he was also megamind!

bucky: yes! i loved him with that

sam: you don’t actually hate will ferrell, do you?

bucky: …

sam: you just hate elf

bucky: …i just hate elf

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steve: “rogers: the musical” can only be described as feeling like bad fanfiction

tony: isn’t it amazing

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*playing heads up, prompt “avengers: civil war”*

peter: when! when the divorce!

scott: ant man’s first fight!

natasha: when everyone decided they didn’t like each other anymore!

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harley: oh, c3p0 and r2d2 are a gay couple!

peter: duh??? did you just realize that???

[bitrashteddy]

Harley: What's your favourite flavour icie

Peter: Blue

Harley: Blue is not a flavour

Peter: Yes it is

Harley: Why is red not a flavour though

Peter: Because its not blue

Harley: Blue is not a flavour I will die on this hill

Peter: Then perish

[incorrect-assvengers]

Peter: 11 year old me would think current me is insane

Harley: He'd be right

Harley: 11 year old me would call current me a slur

[hearts-4buck]

Marvel + incorrect pictures (mostly young avengers)

[yoooitsemmers]

Peter: are you from Tennessee? Harley: Peter: Cause you’re the only 10 I see! Harley: Peter: hahaha Harley: Peter: haha… Harley: shut the fuck up. Peter: IM SORRY I HAD TOO

[dragonstar2568]

You can’t tell me that Peter and Harley didn’t fight with lightsabers at their wedding.

[emmedoesntdomath]

harley, facedown on the table: I’m so stupid 

tony, laughing at him: yes, yes you are-

peter, from across the room: no 

harley:

tony:

harley, sitting up and clearing his throat: you know, I suddenly feel better. the world is such a beautiful place. I’m doing great, actually. 

[eternallyungrateful]

Harley, walking into the lab after smoking a fatty blnt: do you ever think the trees are trying to tell us something, and we just don't know how to hear it anymore?

Peter, already done with him: i just want you to stop saying odd shit

[basically-harley-keener]

Peter, packing: Okay i have 16 shirts

Harley: it’s a four day trip…

[prkrknr]

peter: harley, why are you staring at me?

harley: sorry, it's just you're so fucking pretty

peter: oh

[bitrashteddy]

Tony: Why does Harley look furious?

Peter: Remember how Harley had his tonsils removed?

Peter: yea well he has tonsillitis, again, and can't sleep

Tony: how-

Harley: *angry whispering because he lost his voice*

Peter: I don't know but he's been angrily sick for a week now

[twenty-orange-balloons]

Wei Wuxian: Jiang Cheng–

Jiang Cheng: No, I am still mad at you.

Wei Wuxian: I told you it was an “accident” and I “didn’t mean” to! How was I “supposed to know” adding glitter would “break it”?

Jiang Cheng: Adding air quotes doesn’t help your “argument”.

[periwinkle-the-11th]

WHAT THE FUCK

[random-fandoms-stuff]

OH MY GOSH I SWEAR!!!!! I WAS JUST WANTING TO LOOK AT CUTE PARKNER INCORRECT QUOTES OR/AND FICS BUT ALL I SAW WAS A WALL OF THOSE STUPID P"RN BOT POSTS!!!! I THINK I COUNTED LIKE 10!!!!! IN A ROW!!!!!

THEN I KEPT FINDING MORE

[dragonstar2568]

(At counseling)

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Counselor: ok let’s start with tony and Steve, what are you two feeling?

Steve: I feel like tony doesn’t appreciate me.

Tony: I FEEL like you don’t care about my creations.

Counselor:.. ok, now let’s go to Peter and Harley. What are you two feeling?

Peter:(crosses arms pouting) I feel like my cervix hurts.

Harley:(smirking) I feel pride.

[emmedoesntdomath]

mj, to harley approximately twenty minutes after they’re introduced: look. my best friend’s hot. you’re hot. he likes leather jackets. you have leather jackets. you like nerdy dorks. he’s a nerdy dork. here’s his number. text him. 

*she leaves*

harley, who just wanted to make some friends:

also harley, the disaster gay who is all of the things mj just said: awesome