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in the honor of my marvel obsession creeping back to me + my family being in disneyland and exploring avengers campus, have some ✨avengers incorrect quotes✨ as things my friends and family have said
a shit ton of these were conversations between @cissyenthusiast010155 and i lmao
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peter: indulge in my child-like whimsy. buy me a web slinger
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steve: is that an igloo over there??
peter: …it’s a hippie house?
tony: did you hear about the hippie states wife?
steve: why on earth is there a hippie house in the cars theme park?!
tony: babe. did you hear about the hippie states wi-
peter: what’s the hippie state?
tony: the hippie states wife is mississippi!
steve: what on earth are you talking abou-
tony: like,,, mrs. hippie?? mississippi?
steve: …
peter: …
tony: …
tony: i thought it was funny
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tony: “i can do this all day”? that’s what she said
steve: SHHHHHH!!!
natasha: ooh, you’ve finally been shushed
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loki: a kid ran in front of me and my reaction was “broken child!”
steve: wHAT?!
loki: i didn’t say it out loud!!!
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scott: please sir, you don’t understand, if i don’t get my 20 dollar sunglasses back, my children will die
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peggy: i support neil patrick harris being gay
natasha: peg, you’re a lesbian
peggy: yes, but i am an ally to his gayness
natasha: you are gay
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peter: they should let me stay up late. because. if they don’t it would be…
ned: transphobic?
peter: YES
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bucky: i smelled grass! and now i want some!
steve: you want to eat grass?!
bucky: absolutely
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peter: and they were LAB PARTNERS
harley: oh my gawd they were lab partners
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tony: i want shawarma
steve: i want to go to sleep
tony: it’s only 4 pm
steve: and?
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steve: oh, this boba pearl is stuck in the ice…
bucky: just like captain america!
tony: aaaah, good one
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mj: “what kind of girl do you want” a red one
peter: …
peter: are we talking about cars????
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thor: i don’t understand the scientific physics
bruce: the what
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peter: please bring back the cheese man
tony: that could really mean any of us
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*at their first meet up in a while*
natasha: yknow, i’m just now being reminded of the fact that i hate half the people here
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bucky: i hate will ferrell
sam: how can anyone hate will ferrell?!
bucky: well, i liked him in barbie
sam: and he was funny in the lego movie!
bucky: true, he was awesome in that
sam: oh, he was also megamind!
bucky: yes! i loved him with that
sam: you don’t actually hate will ferrell, do you?
bucky: …
sam: you just hate elf
bucky: …i just hate elf
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steve: “rogers: the musical” can only be described as feeling like bad fanfiction
tony: isn’t it amazing
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*playing heads up, prompt “avengers: civil war”*
peter: when! when the divorce!
scott: ant man’s first fight!
natasha: when everyone decided they didn’t like each other anymore!
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harley: oh, c3p0 and r2d2 are a gay couple!
peter: duh??? did you just realize that???
#nics stuff#incorrect marvel quotes#incorrect avengers#stony#parkner#superfamily#steve and tony are. peters dads to me#avengers campus#natasha romanoff#peggynat#incorrect stony#incorrect parkner#incorrect superfamily#peggy carter#scott lang#loki odinson#thorbruce#thor odinson#bruce banner#mcu#bucky barnes#sambucky#steve rogers#tony stark#peter parker#harley keener#ned leeds#trans peter parker#mj watson#sam wilsom
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Harley: What's your favourite flavour icie
Peter: Blue
Harley: Blue is not a flavour
Peter: Yes it is
Harley: Why is red not a flavour though
Peter: Because its not blue
Harley: Blue is not a flavour I will die on this hill
Peter: Then perish
#mcu#marvel cinematic tinderverse#peter parker#incorrect marvel quotes#adhd stuff#incorrect peter parker#incorrect harley keener quotes#fanfiction#blue#blue is a flavour#i will die on this hill#prove me wrong#prove me right#incorrect harley keener and peter parker#incorrect parkner#harley keener x peter parker#harley keener#spiderman
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Marvel + incorrect pictures (mostly young avengers)
#GAY PEOPLE GAY PEOPLE GAY PEOPLE OMG#text post#marvel#incorrect marvel quotes#incorrect pictures#parkner#shuri x mj#mj x shuri#ned x betty#tony stark#peter parker#harley keener#michelle jones#ned leeds#shuri udaku#princess shuri#shuri#yelena belova#kate bishop#kate x yelena#james rhodes#rhodey#iron husbands#sambucky#sam wilson#james barnes#bucky barnes#so many tags#my bad guys#bishova
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Peter: 11 year old me would think current me is insane
Harley: He'd be right
Harley: 11 year old me would call current me a slur
#incorrect marvel#parkner#peter parker#harley keener#incorrect marvel quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect avengers quotes#spider man
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Peter: are you from Tennessee? Harley: Peter: Cause you’re the only 10 I see! Harley: Peter: hahaha Harley: Peter: haha… Harley: shut the fuck up. Peter: IM SORRY I HAD TOO
#parkner#parley#chaotic peter parker#peter parker x harley keener#mcu#incorrect marvel quotes#incorrect avengers
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You can’t tell me that Peter and Harley didn’t fight with lightsabers at their wedding.
#parkner#peter x harley#and a video of them fighting with lightsabers when they first became friends!#playing in the background!#incorrect quotes#this is so stupid#peter parker#harley keener#harley x peter#tony is so done with them.
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harley, facedown on the table: I’m so stupid
tony, laughing at him: yes, yes you are-
peter, from across the room: no
harley:
tony:
harley, sitting up and clearing his throat: you know, I suddenly feel better. the world is such a beautiful place. I’m doing great, actually.
#my favorite trope#technically smart characters#being fucking idiots around their people#of course it’s harley#marvel incorrect quotes#marvel 616#marvel cinematic universe#marvel#mcu#marvel movies#harley keener#peter x harley#harley keener x peter parker#bi peter parker#peter 3#peter parker#parkner#parley#emme’s bad ideas#emme’s incorrect quotes
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Harley, walking into the lab after smoking a fatty blnt: do you ever think the trees are trying to tell us something, and we just don't know how to hear it anymore?
Peter, already done with him: i just want you to stop saying odd shit
#harley keener#peter parker#i heard this sound on tiktok and thought of them#avengers#incorrect marvel quotes#parley#parkner#stoner harley >>#sober peter
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Peter, packing: Okay i have 16 shirts
Harley: it’s a four day trip…
#peter parker#harley keener#harley keener x peter parker#marvel#parkner#harley-keener-x-peter-parker#incorrect marvel quotes
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peter: harley, why are you staring at me?
harley: sorry, it's just you're so fucking pretty
peter: oh
#parkner#peter parker x harley keener#peter parker/harley keener#parley#peter parker#harley keener#spider-man#iron lad#incorrect marvel quotes#incorrect mcu quotes#imagine your otp#icorrect quotes#source: ?#prkrknr
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Tony: Why does Harley look furious?
Peter: Remember how Harley had his tonsils removed?
Peter: yea well he has tonsillitis, again, and can't sleep
Tony: how-
Harley: *angry whispering because he lost his voice*
Peter: I don't know but he's been angrily sick for a week now
#mcu#incorrect marvel quotes#marvel cinematic tinderverse#peter parker#incorrect peter parker#incorrect spiderman quotes#harley keener#asking the important questions#parkner#incorrect harley keener quotes#incorrect irondad and spiderson#incorrect irondad quotes#incorrect iron man#incorrect harley keener and peter parker#incorrect tony stark#tonsillitis#tonsillectomy#i hate this#so much#why#science side help me#sickfic
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Peter: must be hard not being able to laugh
Harley: I can laugh you know
Peter: Well I've never heard you laugh
Harley: well I've never heard you say anything funny
#peter parker#harley keener#parkner#marvel#mcu#incorrect marvel quotes#marvel cinematic universe#marvel memes
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Wei Wuxian: Jiang Cheng–
Jiang Cheng: No, I am still mad at you.
Wei Wuxian: I told you it was an “accident” and I “didn’t mean” to! How was I “supposed to know” adding glitter would “break it”?
Jiang Cheng: Adding air quotes doesn’t help your “argument”.
#this is 100% taken from a incorrect parkner quote post i did a while ago#but I saw it again and immediately thought of wwx 😂#mdzs#cql#incorrect mdzs quotes#incorrect cql#incorrect yunmeng bros#wei wuxian#jiang cheng
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Peter, introducing: Jess, Harley. Harley, Jess.
Harley, waving: Hey y’all.
Jessica, wide-eyed: What the fuck knuckles is this?
Peter: He's my boyfriend, you intolerant jerk!
Jessica: Whoa! Pump the hate brakes, Fox and Friends. I'm just surprised *anyone* would date you, especially male Applejack from My Little Pony.
Harley: I like this lady.
#Incorrect Defenders#incorrect quotes#Spider-Man#Peter Parker#Harley Keener#Jessica Jones#Parkner#source: Deadpool 2#Defenders#Marvel#biderman
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(At counseling)
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Counselor: ok let’s start with tony and Steve, what are you two feeling?
Steve: I feel like tony doesn’t appreciate me.
Tony: I FEEL like you don’t care about my creations.
Counselor:.. ok, now let’s go to Peter and Harley. What are you two feeling?
Peter:(crosses arms pouting) I feel like my cervix hurts.
Harley:(smirking) I feel pride.
#incorrect quotes#this is so stupid#tony x steve#peter x harley#iron dad#parkner#steve x tony#harley x peter#harley keener#peter parker#trans peter parker
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mj, to harley approximately twenty minutes after they’re introduced: look. my best friend’s hot. you’re hot. he likes leather jackets. you have leather jackets. you like nerdy dorks. he’s a nerdy dork. here’s his number. text him.
*she leaves*
harley, who just wanted to make some friends:
also harley, the disaster gay who is all of the things mj just said: awesome
#marvel incorrect quotes#marvel 616#marvel cinematic universe#marvel#marvel movies#marvel comics#marvel mcu#mcu#harley keener#peter x harley#harley keener x peter parker#bi peter parker#peter 3#peter parker#spider man#spiderman#mj watson#michelle jones#parkner#parley#emme’s bad ideas#emme’s incorrect quotes
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