#of course it’s harley

[emmedoesntdomath]

harley, facedown on the table: I’m so stupid 

tony, laughing at him: yes, yes you are-

peter, from across the room: no 

harley:

tony:

harley, sitting up and clearing his throat: you know, I suddenly feel better. the world is such a beautiful place. I’m doing great, actually. 

[bet-on-me-13]

Harley and Ivy meet Jazz while she's Interning at Arkham, and think she's their daughter from the Future. Somehow.

They're not wrong.

Turns out the Fentons decides to test a Prototype Ghost Portal one day 18 years ago and accidentally made a Time Portal instead. Deeming the experiment a Failure, they were just about to close it and start again when a Baby was launched out of it and into Jack's arms.

The moment he looked into her Eyes he knew he wanted to keep her. Maddie was much the same.

They did Try to return her at first, but turns out the Portal was Unstable and constantly shifting between dozens of different TimeZones, so they could never find where/when she came from. She could either be from Earth 18 years later, or Mars 5 Million Years Ago. No way to tell.

So without any other option they decided that she was their Daughter now.

It helped that she looked so much like them, and that both had been in the Lab for 9 Months straight building the Portal so nobody would question the sudden Baby. They just told the Hospital they had an At Home Delivery and officially made her their Daughter.

They raised her believing that she was their's Biologically, because after a while they honestly forgot she wasn't.

Now Jazz is working as an Intern at Arkham Asylum, and has met the 2 Patients she will be helping take care of.

Doctor Pamela Isley, and Doctor Harleen Quinzel. Aka, Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn.

This should be an interesting internship.

[daincrediblegg]

No you know what. I thought Joker 2 was good. And I’m tired of pretending that it wasn’t. Reasons under the cut bc of spoilers.

Because the thing is… Arthur was never the incel power fantasy that a lot of people made him out to be the first time around. He was never a true figure of “white male rage” because fundamentally he was a figure of an extraordinary level of social/classist and interpersonal abuse that led him to violence that liberated him from that (as is the case with MANY mentally ill and socially disenfranchised people in the world), but the violence was absolutely never the thing that defined him as a character, but that’s always the first thing that people miss when a character is reduced to black and white elements in the zeitgeist. But this movie definitively proved that all of the incel dude filmbros, as well as average detractors who reduced him to that “white male rage” narrative the first time around were not reflective of him as a character because in the end, even ARTHUR HIMSELF held himself accountable for his crimes, even fessing up to killing his mother in the eleventh hour. And his subsequent death after this revelation even further drives home the point that how he exists as a figure of nuance could never survive in the world that created him OR the world that allegedly “embraced” him. And I think that’s kind of beautiful from a meta-narrative standpoint and VERY faithful to how the first film operated.

[minty364]

DPXDC Prompt #112

Jazz knew something was different about her. She could control plants to some degree almost like Poison Ivy but not as powerful. She was finally on her way to getting her degree in Gotham with her little brother whom was also adopted by her side. Of course this was when things get messy as Jazz gets caught during a rouge attack and comes face to face with Poison Ivy. Jazz doesn’t know how but Poison Ivy is her birth mom, of course Ivy and her girlfriend Harley bring Jazz and Danny back to their place and surprise Harley is Danny’s birth mom but she refuses to reveal who the dad is. Jazz on the other hand gets told she technically doesn’t have a dad and her biology is closer to that of a plants.

[vodrae]

Selina, cuddling with Harley and Ivy on the couch.

Selina: You're gay.

Bruce: What ?

Selina: Peer review.

Bruce: I only date women !

Ivy: Me too, how's that suppose to be a defense ?

Harley: All my peers are queer. Amen.

Selina: Why do you think we accepted you ?

Bruce: Because of my money ? And that's my house ?

Ivy: He's cute and smart. Thought it was impossible.

Harley: You're a decent man and you love women. It doesn't exist in this city. You're a sapphic just like your pals sugar. Doctor's words.

Bruce: Wait, Alfred is not gay, I met his ex wife !

Selina: Foreigner, being above our comprehension.

[marionluth]

Pepper: Well, well, well! If it isn’t the fast and the furious!

Harley: No creativity whatsoever with the movie references...

Tony: I got another movie reference for you, Harley. How about dumb and dumber? Creative enough for you?

Harley:

Peter:

Tony: Street racing? Street racing? Seriously? No matter how many times I say it, I still can't wrap my head around how you two could pull off something so utterly idiotic and reckless!

Peter: *shamefully lowers head*

Harley: No need for lectures, Mech’. It's not as bad as you make it sound!

Peter: *inside his head* In loving memory of Harley Keener. Son, brother, dipshit

Tony: Don't ‘mech’ me, Harley Keener! And Lecture? Oh no, this is way past lecture territory. We're in full-blown 'what the hell were you thinking' land!

Harley: Tony, seriously, chill! It wasn’t like it was planned! We just happened to be there when it all went down and thought it’d be an interesting experience! Plus we handled it pretty well overall!

Peter: *hides his face in his hands torn between breaking into tears or laughter*

Pepper: An interesting experience? Visiting a museum is an interesting experience! Going diving or mountain climbing is an interesting experience! Riding a Mustang, going 130 miles per hour, under heavy rain, while racing another buffoon is a NEAR DEATH experience, Harley!

[phonification]

old homestuckisms i never crossposted here .. whoopsies

[diezmil10000]

★ 413 stars for our new universe ★

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Jade: "we need more unapologetically weird folks!" you guys can't even handle furries

[highlyincorrect]

Upon hearing the good 911 news, I came to a scientific discovery about The Characters™️ (This took 15 minutes of my life)

[abbylikestodraw]

Art dumping; stuff I drew while taking a bus ride.

[flaringk]

I have made a technically playable Homestuck Mario Kart game skvjbsdjkvhbsdkjhvbsdkjvhsbdvkjhsbdv

[starscelly]

miro giggling at himself with harls

bos@dal 11.14.24

[dyrehound]

john bakes when he's stressed

thought this up when i was zooted and doing the same thing ngl

[mspaintjade]

You.. can understand where jade is coming from. In your experience power seems to either corrupt you or slowly waste you away from the anxiety of making sure at all times you arnt wasting your gift and not helping where you can. You tell jade she can always talk to you if she needs help, even though you're unsure if this jade even knows you.

-@badlydrawnmspareader

Jade: ==>

JADE: but what would happen if i used them? JADE: i dont know you... i dont know most of you... but... thank you...

Jade: ==>

[gaynaturalistghost]

More ivy drawings.