#incorrect oscar wilde quote

[poseidons-getting-milk]

Harry: What do you see in the mirror?

Dumbledore, staring at the reflection of him being wrapped up and kissed in Grindlewald’s arms: Socks.

[danganronpafakes]

Kaito: I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Source: Oscar Wilde (“The Remarkable Rocket”)

[whydousernamesevenexist]

Basil: Don't corrupt Dorian please

Lord Henry: Read ✓ 11:34

[sacred-algae]

Henry Wotton: Unpopular opinion but, France

Dorian Gray: No, you’re so right. I’ll write that down

[just-an-enby-lemon]

Sasha: Hey, Hamid, mate, you seem to know a lot 'bout magic stuff, so... uh... why isn't the statue smirking at me?

Hamid: Oh! You see, it isn't smirking at annyone, Sash, they are just imagining it.

Grizzop: Ey, three people saw it! Me included! How do you explain that?

Hamid, pointing at Wilde: Sleep derivation.

Hamid, poiting at Grizzop: Paranoia.

Hamid, poiting at Bertie: Delusional Personality Disorder.

[incorrectclassicbookquotes]

I'd just like to put out here onto Tumblr that Bram Stoker and Oscar Wilde were friends. Do with that information what you will.

I would also like to add that scholars believe that Bram Stoker was a closeted gay man and that Oscar Wilde was imprisoned for having sex with men. Again do with this information what you will.

[definitely-oscar-wilde-quotes]

“make every outfit one that you would be willing to lose your virginity in”

-oscar wilde (definitely)

[midshipmank]

This is not an Oscar Wilde quote.

It doesn’t even sound like one, but I guess none of y’all have actually read Oscar Wilde.

This is an Olivia Wilde quote, which makes much more sense, since it sounds incredibly 21st-century & like something an actress would say. Idiots.

“I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone and not be defined by another person.”

— Oscar Wilde

[popcornucopia]

"Kind of a MILF. Reblog." --Oscar Wilde

[whatswrongwithblue]

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Alastor x Reader Series

Girl Talk - 🔞⚠️🍋

Complete. A mixed bag of comedy and smut. Angel Dust is very curious about what you and Alastor get up to behind closed doors.

The Hunt - 🔞⚠️🍋🤕🚩

Complete. Alastor x reader have some dark ideas as to what their date nights should consist of. This is mainly a horror series, so please take caution and mind the tags.

Alastor x Reader One Shots

Alastor Dating Headcanons 🔞

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The Morning After - 🔞 post-sex fluff and silliness

Trick or Tease - 🔞⚠️🍻🍋You, Alastor, a costume party, and a closet.

Untitled - 🔞 ⚠️🍋"Your heart is beating so fast right now" sentence prompt.

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Ask Me To Kill For You

Alastor Is A Hypocrite

Cooking

I Have One Fear

Man or Bear

Oscar Wilde

Proper Planning

Too Spicy

What Do You Sleep With?

You Have A Heart

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A prompt I received where all the exorcists were forced to sleep with Adam.

Wings: 🔞🍋 Charlie really likes Vaggie's wings.

Misc./Headcanons/Character Study

Alastor Has PDA

[danganronpafakes]

Kokichi: The only difference between a caprice and a lifelong passion is that the caprice lasts a little longer. Gonta: In that case, let our friendship be a caprice.

Source: Oscar Wilde ("The Picture of Dorian Gray")

[nicolegmattos]

Wowowow happy to oblige! You always give me the best ideas lol (also inspired by @heckin-hecuba, @millytherat and @starry-eyed-darling)

Host: Hello, ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the Hellishly Divine Show!

Crowley: Really? They didn’t have a worse name?

Aziraphale: Shhhh. Be sensible.

Host: Today we have two couples competing against each other. On Team A, Nina and Maggie! *gestures to them* And on Team B, Crowley and Azirapalala… Azirapapap… Aziphapalala…

Aziraphale: Aziraphale.

Host: Right. First question. Who was Jane Austen?

Crowley: *pressing the button* Easy!

Aziraphale: You know this one?

Crowley: Of course! She was a real piece of work. Brandy smuggler, master spy. The brains behind the 1810 Clerkenwell diamond robbery.

Host: Is that your final answer?

Aziraphale: Crowley… she was an author.

Crowley: What? No, she wasn’t.

Aziraphale: Yes, she was. A really good one. And pretty famous too.

Crowley: Are you sure we’re talking about the same Jane Austen?

Aziraphale: Believe it or not, I’m asking myself the same question.

Host: Ok, time’s up. Team A, your turn.

Maggie: *pressing the button* She was an author.

Host: Correct!

Aziraphale: See? I told you.

Crowley: Shut up.

Host: Next question. Who invented game shows?

Crowley: *pressing the button* Ha! Me! There’s no way I can get this one wrong.

Host: Wrong.

Crowley: What the…?

Nina: *pressing the button* Paul Wing and Thomas Woodroofe.

Host: Correct!

Crowley: Fuck!

Aziraphale: Relax, my dear. It’s just a game.

Crowley: No, it’s not just a fucking game. That’s totally unfair. I invented this shit!

Host: Ok. Here goes an easy one. How many years does the Earth have?

Nina: *pressing the button* 4.5 billion years.

Aziraphale: See? She got it wrong. Now it will be our turn and we can win some points.

Host: Correct!

Aziraphale: What?! How come she’s right? The Earth is not that old! I was there, I saw all of it being created with my own eyes!

Crowley: *trying to hold his laugh* It’s just a game, angel. Remember?

Aziraphale: Not now, Crowley.

Host: Now for the themed questions. Music celebrities. What was Hozier’s inspiration for the song From Eden?

Maggie: *pressing the button* Lucifer and Eve.

Host: Correct!

Crowley: Lucifer and Eve? Lucifer and Eve?! That’s what this moron said?! I told this shit to him in private! And I can guarantee you it’s not about Eve.

Aziraphale: *looks at him with surprise* You’re friends with him too?

Crowley: What do you mean “too”?

Host: And last but not least, what was the reason behind Oscar Wilde’s downfall?

Aziraphale: *pressing the button* The accusation of sodomy. By the Marquess of Queensbury.

Host: Correct!

Crowley: We got it right? At last?

Aziraphale: Poor Oscar. He loved Alfred so much.

Crowley: Wait. Did you meet him?

Aziraphale: Yes…

Crowley: When?

Aziraphale: 19th century.

Crowley: And you never bothered to tell me?

Aziraphale: Really, my dear? You slept through the entire century. Certainly you weren’t expecting that I’d do the same.

Crowley: Actually I was.

Aziraphale: And risk losing all the book releases? Never.

Or they’d discuss over who’d answer the question lol

[whydousernamesevenexist]

Lord Henry, when his wife divorces him and Basil disappears: this is so sad, Dorian, play Chopin

[queserasera7]

END OF YEAR MUTUALS APPRECIATION <333

On behalf of @archpoet77 (who’s currently in my basement gagged and tied), just wanted to mention a few amazing people she’s lucky to be moots with :

also first off I know I’m chronically offline but I love love love you idiots you've unknowingly been there for me during some terrible times <33

@demonkidpliz - my first mutual! a reminder that you are very loved and your writing is valued. don’t let anyone pressure you into not enjoying your own passion. Rukmini-Krishna is one of the most underrated and beautiful pairings, my otp<333

@groovycynicalcheesecake - my first friend here! I think we started talking because I made a dumbass birthday post and you were the first one to wish! Somehow u always manage to surprise me with just how kind and caring you are. You absolute sweetheart. Wishing you all the happiness you give to others.

@adathinks - I love and try to read almost every post of yours. Always genuine, open, thoughtful and ofc Taylor Swift!!! Stay the way you are, love.

@friend-shaped-but - dude thanks for messaging me first. Saw your blog and thought, ‘wow. definitely one of the coolest people in the hindublr/desiblr community’ and just. liked and reblogged everything. I didn’t know much about the Parshatas but I’m a little too invested now. It’s hard to find people that are chill about new interpretations of our mythology, and I’m glad to know you.

@magica124 - my darling!! adore your blog - soo relatable esp the Krishna madness :)). we should talk but I keep forgetting to message. Bitter gourd hate supremacy!

@aprameya-mahima - another one of the nicest people on this platform. Fellow Slytherin and bookworm <33 You’re literal proof our house is a good one.

@zeherili-ankhein - love your interactions with people. a comrade in the 11th grade vs me war. your art is seriously amazing. hoping life gets better<3 would love to talk more.

@kanha-ki-fangirl - Tumblr angel and fellow nerd extraordinaire. Saw your intro and knew we’re pretty much soulmates. Oscar Wilde would love you.

@syamakrishna - I know you much less than I would like to. You come across as a really sweet, kind and pure person. Krishna is life! Rlly love your blog. @lesbianpoetess - another cool mutual I snagged by being gay and autistic, probably. My very own tumblr chaos girlie<333

@piyatosenainanalaagere - your blog is WOW. very pretty username.

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[chryzuree]

bit late but if ur still taking them…8,9,10,11,15,25 for gen…..🥺🥺

8. If your OC were to live in some other time period, which era would they be best suited for?

idk how much of this is my own preference for the 1920s, but i think if you stuck gen in 1920, she would’ve had fun w the spiritualism boom & the flapper dresses… her hair would look cute short.. <333

9. If your OC were to imagine their idyllic life (realistically or otherwise) what would it be like?

she would have a garden and a greenhouse (dedicated to the more “specific” plants she has, meant for different climates), a cat or two, m..married to oswald… raising gil, vince, and alice/alyss as her own. maybe they’d go on trips to the seaside and she’d be pointing out all sorts of creatures and phenomenons to them. they’d have a cute house, kinda messy in a lived-in way, but ultimately things aren’t too bad (oswald and gil get stressed if it is). gen’s finally got friends and all the baskervilles love her. they come and visit frequently. she can finally experience closeness with people in the way she never could before, and she’s not seen as odd or off-putting. yeah..

10. What piece of moody poetry or novel quote best encompasses your character?

there’s that one tumblr post i keep thinking of where it’s something along the lines of “which one of us died?” in reference to bringing someone back frm the dead & i think that’s very genwald… when i was looking stuff up, though, i found one from oscar wilde that said, “she lives the poetry she cannot write.” & tbh i think that’s sorta her… yeah!!!

11. Who is your muse’s muse? (What or whom inspires/drives them?)

plant life cycles…. bugs…. definitely in a more controlled environment, but she won’t shy away from hikes!!! i think she’s very fascinated by the nature of things and what determines that (also why she gets so confused by ppl sometimes… wonder what that says abt her!!)

15. What is a common misconception about your OC? (Alternatively, what do people assume about them which is either incorrect or misconstrued?)

ummm that she’s either really uppity or that she’s insanely manipulative (to the point of blaming her of witchery). it’s not HER fault she was gifted with magic “everyone loves her” powers… she doesn’t mean to be effortlessly charming! she doesn’t even want this ability!! why not let her talk to animals or grow plants at will!!!!!!!

25. Which “tortured artist” does your OC share the most similarities with?

she’s not on this list, but tbh, probably emily dickinson….. gen’s also a bit reclusive, known to be a gardener, yearns endlessly…… maybe i’ll throw some medical conditions her way too.. mostly i feel like dickinson’s poetry fits her rlly well!!

[random-krab]

Accurate

Harry: "I choose my friends on hotness, acquaintances on personality, and enemies on smarts."

Basil: "Then I'm your acquaintance?"

Harry: "Nah..."

Basil: "Well, I'm not a friend. A brother?"

Harry: "Only if I wanted you to go die. No, you fit your own category of people that I can stand to be around. People I like."

Basil: "Oh? What is that?"

Harry: "Unattractive, decent personality, not intellectual enough to meet my level. I call it 'Basil Hallward'."

Basil: "... You know what? Coming from you, I am flattered. You're very discerning, and if you enjoy my company, that must say something about our relationship."

Harry: "See? Hotter or smarter people would be disagreeable with my analysis! You have a fine mix."

Basil: "Aaand it's gone. You've ruined it."

Harry: "Good. Never tell anyone I complimented you."