#the picture of dorian gray incorrect quotes

[whydousernamesevenexist]

Basil: Don't corrupt Dorian please

Lord Henry: Read ✓ 11:34

[it-happened-once-in-a-meme]

Basil Hallward, at a demonstration: Gay marriage rights!

Henry Wotton next to him, holding a poster with crossed-out rings: No gay marriage! Forget marriage! We are better than this! We-*looks at Basil* *sighs* Gay marriage rights. We want them.

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Because of this post by @starkayezer Sirius for another room: AGHHHHHHHHHH

*sounds of smashing glass*

Remus: What’s gotten into him?

James: No wait don’t tell-

Peter: Netflix are making a Dorian Gray adaptation-

Remus: ?

Peter: with Dorian and Basil as siblings

*runs away*

Remus: WHAT!?!

[cornflakesinchocolatemilk]

“You are gay because you like men, I am gay because I hate women. We are not the same.”

-Lord Henry to Basil, at some point probably

[glennsparadice]

[yallemagne]

Dorian: "IF ONLY I COULD HAVE TOLD BASIL!! His true honest love could have been enough to save my soul!"

Me: "oh my god he's having thoughts of his own..."

Dorian: "but ehh it's far too late, I'm just gonna slip into eternal corruption."

Me: "YOU WERE JUST TALKING TO HIM LIKE JUST NOW??"

Dorian has no object permanence. I want to slap him.

[sacred-algae]

Henry Wotton: Unpopular opinion but, France

Dorian Gray: No, you’re so right. I’ll write that down

[little-bit-obsessed]

Basil: Some horrible people have really nice friends. Just look at your mate Henry.

Dorian, affronted: What's wrong with Henry?

Basil: Nothing.

[narcissusinamirrormaze]

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[danganronpafakes]

Kokichi: The only difference between a caprice and a lifelong passion is that the caprice lasts a little longer. Gonta: In that case, let our friendship be a caprice.

Source: Oscar Wilde ("The Picture of Dorian Gray")

[marce-mallow]

Dorian: No homo, we’re fresh out

Basil, sweating: can you check the back?

[whydousernamesevenexist]

Basil: *telling Dorian excitedly about his week*

Dorian every once in a while in a monotone voice: Wow, that is so wild

[it-happened-once-in-a-meme]

Incorrect The Picture of Dorian Gray Quote

Some random person: Do you gentlemen have any personal philosophical beliefs?

Dorian Gray: Screw around and find out.

Henry Wotton: Hedonism.

Basil Hallward: Existentialcrisis-ism.

Henry: That's not how you-you know what, I change mine to existential criticism.

Source: Me, I'm so proud 😭

[basilsbestpainting]

*Splayed across my couch, comfortable and avoiding my tasks*

Paint me like one of your depressed victorian twinks

[chefzy505]

I might just send this to my friend and tell her she doesn't have to read tpodg now 💀😭

Basil: Ok, Dorian's here. I will allow you to talk to him, but you better not influence him with any of your weird morally grey philosophy!

Henry: Alright alright I won't. Geez.

Dorian: Pleasure to meet you Lord Wott-

Henry: Aren't you tired of being nice?

Dorian: Uh-

Henry: Don't you wanna just go apeshit?

Basil: Henry, I swear to God!!!

[yallemagne]

Dorian: "WHAT THE FUCK?!? Why is my picture still trash?! Like, yeah, I killed Basil, but that's not even that big of a deal! I just broke up with my underaged girlfriend before sleeping with her! I should be forgiven by now!!"

The Painting: "are you fucking shitting me right now"