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Be sure to leave a plate of assorted pills by the fireplace for JFK tonight

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i know my mutuals so whenever i see a horny post im like. *sigh* which republican senator is this about this time

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I hope Trump emotionally abuses Elon Musk regularly at least

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There’s a lot you can say about the US but at least we have free bathrooms

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pro insider tips for black friday from a retail worker

stay home

stay home

stay home

stay home

stay home

stay home

stay home

dont even think about going to a store

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i gotta remember this

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sorry for being indecisive, I haven’t had any prophetic dreams to guide me in a while

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reblog to give the prev a hot chocolate with (optional) whipped cream and marshmallows

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no, spotify, i don't want to use ai to "turn my ideas into playlists". i already fucking do that with my brain and hands and i do it for fun. what, should i get ai to pet my cat for me? to play my silly games for me? to spend time with my beautiful wife for me? how about i rend you asunder

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some pdfs are dusty. this is a fact despite their lack of physicality. you understand

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I'm actually extremely triggered by being asked to reflect on my behavior and unlearn deeply rooted sexist and racist tendencies. You see I've been coddled like a baby my entire adult life and if you're not niceys to me I'll be forced to join the proud boys. This is a YOU problem btw

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Every day is a reason to celebrate 🥂🥳

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