#incorrect mj

[mamaspidershit]

MJ: You wanna fight?! You got one! Peter: Okay! *raises fists* *Natasha runs in, scoops Peter up in their arms, and runs away carrying them* MJ: MJ: What?

[ironrad]

Flash: Give me your lunch money, dork.

Peter: It’s giving broke.

Flash: What-

Ned: Personally, you don’t see me asking for lunch money.

Flash: Wait but-

Peter: The food isn’t even that good.

MJ: If you can’t afford it, just say that.

Flash: I-

Ned: Common bully L

Flash:

[captainwaffles]

Mj: My aesthetic is "would be suspected of witchcraft by small town citizens."

[felassan]

pronouns to bear in mind 😊

Trick Weekes: they/them Corinne Busche: she/her Jin Maley (Taash): they/them Erika Ishii (Rook): all pronouns Gareth David-Lloyd (Solas): he/him/they/them Jessica Clark (Neve): she/her/they Jeff Berg: he/him

[irondadspiderson4evr]

Peter, watching Disney:

Someday my prince will come…

MJ: She’s like… fourteen and the prince is twenty.

Peter, bewildered: what?

MJ: yeah.

Tony, Steve, and Bruce, looking at MJ: Really?

MJ: What?

Tony: I don’t know, LET YOUR FRIEND BE A KID?

Steve: it’s a DISNEY movie!

Bruce: I can’t argue. It’s right, but Tony’s right! Let Peter be Peter!

Peter, crying: HE’S SO OLD!

[definitly-not-harley-keener]

Mj: how do you plan on passing the exam?

Peter I-didn’t-have-time-to-study-cause-I‘m-Spider-Man Parker: Oh 40% pure knowledge, 3% actually understanding stuff and 60% straight up guessing.

Mj: That’s 103%.

Peter:

Mj: this is a math exam. Peter.

Mj: Peter, are you aware that this is a math exam?!

[thewrittenpodcast]

Harley: I HATE YOU

Peter: then next time don't steal my monopoly!

Ned: Harley, give Peter his 200 dollars, you landed on his property

Harley: no

Harley: he's in JAIL

Harley: I'm not giving money to a CRIMINAL

Peter: THATS NOT HOW YOU PLAY

Shuri, tired of this: Harley, why are you screaming

MJ: shut the fuck up Shuri, you don't get to talk after stealing my last railroad

Harley: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN

Peter: ME TOO YOU THINK I WANTED THIS

[incorrectquotesmcu]

MJ: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don’t know.

Peter: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.

MJ: Stop.

[mysterylilycheeta]

MJ: why are you following me? Peter: because we’re dating now MJ: okay… what about Ned? Peter: we’re a package deal Ned: buy one idiot, get one free

[incorectquoteswlw]

Kate:

Pete:

Kate:

Peter:

Kate: So our girlfriends

Peter: OH MY GOD OUR GIRLFRIENDS

Kate: HOW DID WE GET SO LUCKY??

Peter: I DON'T KNOW??

[hearts-4buck]

Marvel + incorrect pictures (mostly young avengers)

[thepastneverforgets]

felt the need to sum up my feelings on a current fav crackship with a low rent edit.

[ironrad]

MJ: You know how I’m like one of the three women in our Engineering class?

Ned: Yeah?

MJ: Well, I got the lowest grade on the first test.

MJ: Guess I’m the underdog now.

Peter: No, you’re the main character who still hasn’t reached her full potential.

MJ eyeing Peter skeptically:

MJ: I better also get abs in this character arc then.

Peter:

[mustasekittens]

im just making shitposts like i cant stop laughing at my own shitty jokes

[wingitbold]

Capitalism

Peter: Mr. Stark, how were Avengers a public favorite after destroying whole cities? It just takes me to leave an undesolved web string to earn their ire.

Tony: Ire?

Peter: Dr. Strange is helping me with application.

Tony: I can do that better.

Peter: You got direct admission.

Tony: and? That just proves my point, I am better than him.

Peter: Question.

Tony: I pay compensations. They forget the destruction.

Peter: And, so if a Dark Tony Stark equivalent ever pops up, he can get away with it? With money?

Tony: ...

Tony: Most probably...? Where are you getting at?

Peter: Was helping MJ with her essay on the downside of American capitalism. Needed your input.

Tony:

Tony: Great job, Kiddo. You can also ask her to look into Hammer, Killian, and Mask.

Peter: On it. If she ads your quotes...

Tony: Pepper will handle it *wink*

[floilee]

(Kate picks up car keys and prepares to leave)

Yelena: Where do you think you're going?

Kate stops with her hand on the door handle: I agreed with Peter that we'd go to the Times today.

Yelena crossing her arms: Don't you have a important mission tomorrow morning?

Kate totally unconcerned: Yes, but I've been training for two weeks and I know everything I need. *confident smile* You can ask me anything.

Yelena: Okay then... *pause* Can you leave the day before an important mission?

Kate:

Yelena:

Kate: No?

Yelena squeezing the hawk's cheeks in a childish voice: The love of my life is so clever.

(Bonus)