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mamaspidershit · 8 months ago
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MJ: You wanna fight?! You got one! Peter: Okay! *raises fists* *Natasha runs in, scoops Peter up in their arms, and runs away carrying them* MJ: MJ: What?
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ironrad · 2 years ago
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Flash: Give me your lunch money, dork.
Peter: It’s giving broke.
Flash: What-
Ned: Personally, you don’t see me asking for lunch money.
Flash: Wait but-
Peter: The food isn’t even that good.
MJ: If you can’t afford it, just say that.
Flash: I-
Ned: Common bully L
Flash:
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marvelnatasha · 2 years ago
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*During Spiderman No Way Home*
Peter: It’s nice to be wanted, you know?
MJ: Not by the law!
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captainwaffles · 2 years ago
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Mj: you know, the grinch is just like stitch, but Christmas flavored
Flash: what?
Ned: no no she has a point
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felassan · 4 months ago
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pronouns to bear in mind 😊
Trick Weekes: they/them Corinne Busche: she/her Jin Maley (Taash): they/them Erika Ishii (Rook): all pronouns Gareth David-Lloyd (Solas): he/him/they/them Jessica Clark (Neve): she/her/they Jeff Berg: he/him
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irondadspiderson4evr · 3 months ago
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Peter, watching Disney:
Someday my prince will come…
MJ: She’s like… fourteen and the prince is twenty.
Peter, bewildered: what?
MJ: yeah.
Tony, Steve, and Bruce, looking at MJ: Really?
MJ: What?
Tony: I don’t know, LET YOUR FRIEND BE A KID?
Steve: it’s a DISNEY movie!
Bruce: I can’t argue. It’s right, but Tony’s right! Let Peter be Peter!
Peter, crying: HE’S SO OLD!
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definitly-not-harley-keener · 4 months ago
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Mj: how do you plan on passing the exam?
Peter I-didn’t-have-time-to-study-cause-I‘m-Spider-Man Parker: Oh 40% pure knowledge, 3% actually understanding stuff and 60% straight up guessing.
Mj: That’s 103%.
Peter:
Mj: this is a math exam. Peter.
Mj: Peter, are you aware that this is a math exam?!
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thewrittenpodcast · 6 months ago
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Harley: I HATE YOU
Peter: then next time don't steal my monopoly!
Ned: Harley, give Peter his 200 dollars, you landed on his property
Harley: no
Harley: he's in JAIL
Harley: I'm not giving money to a CRIMINAL
Peter: THATS NOT HOW YOU PLAY
Shuri, tired of this: Harley, why are you screaming
MJ: shut the fuck up Shuri, you don't get to talk after stealing my last railroad
Harley: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN
Peter: ME TOO YOU THINK I WANTED THIS
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incorectquoteswlw · 4 months ago
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Kate:
Pete:
Kate:
Peter:
Kate: So our girlfriends
Peter: OH MY GOD OUR GIRLFRIENDS
Kate: HOW DID WE GET SO LUCKY??
Peter: I DON'T KNOW??
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mysterylilycheeta · 4 months ago
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MJ: why are you following me? Peter: because we’re dating now MJ: okay… what about Ned? Peter: we’re a package deal Ned: buy one idiot, get one free
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incorrectquotesmcu · 4 months ago
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Peter: Hey Wade! We're going to a party.
Wade: Are you going to be drinking?
Peter: No.
Wade: Are you going to be having sex?
MJ: No.
Wade: Are you going to be doing drugs?
Ned: No.
Wade: THEN WHY THE FUCK DO YOU WANNA GO?!
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hearts-4buck · 11 months ago
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Marvel + incorrect pictures (mostly young avengers)
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ironrad · 2 years ago
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MJ: You know how I’m like one of the three women in our Engineering class?
Ned: Yeah?
MJ: Well, I got the lowest grade on the first test.
MJ: Guess I’m the underdog now.
Peter: No, you’re the main character who still hasn’t reached her full potential.
MJ eyeing Peter skeptically:
MJ: I better also get abs in this character arc then.
Peter:
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thepastneverforgets · 1 year ago
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felt the need to sum up my feelings on a current fav crackship with a low rent edit.
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captainwaffles · 2 years ago
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Mj: My aesthetic is "would be suspected of witchcraft by small town citizens."
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mustasekittens · 1 year ago
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im just making shitposts like i cant stop laughing at my own shitty jokes
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