#incorrect magic of the heart quotes

[spicylove4ever]

Darling finding out about Makkaro's close to death condition like:

Darling: (finds Makkaro sleeping on a desk, heavy on painkillers) Makkaro?

Makkaro: (wakes up and puts heart eyes) DaaaAAARrling......~~~~ (falls on the flor) Hi. Hey, hey, where did you get four heads? I wanna kiss them. (reachs out to her face still on the floor making smooching sounds)

Darling: FRANK! WHAT THE HELL DID I MISS?!

[braxix]

Annatar: I hate you.

Elrond: The feeling's mutual.

Annatar: Want to get back at Celebrimbor for locking us in here?

Elrond: I'll scream bloody murder. You bang the walls. See how fast he can run.

Annatar: Deal. See which of us he cares more about.

Elrond: Deal.

[swampstew]

Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker Kid: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know. Everyone: Rowena: ...I did. I broke it. Kid: No. No you didn't. Luffy? Luffy: Don't look at me. Look at Nami. Nami: What?! I didn't break it. Luffy: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? Robin: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken. Luffy: Suspicious. Nami: No, it's not! Law: If it matters, probably not, but Franky and Jinbe were the last to use it. Franky: Liar! I don't even drink that crap! Law: Oh really? Then what were you two doing by the coffee cart earlier? Franky: I was just hanging out, trying to enjoy the company. Jinbe: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Killer: That's not sanitary... Rowena: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Kid. Kid: No! Who broke it!? Everyone: Law: Kid... Luffy's been awfully quiet. Luffy: rEALLY?! Everyone starts arguing and screaming over each other Kid, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. Kid: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Kid: Kid: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here. Zoro: nods in background.

[incorrectmlpstudentsixquotes]

Coral Currents: (tearing up) No matter what I do, no one at school wants to -sniff- be friends with me…

Smolder: Yeah, I literally can’t relate to that problem at all, but you know who no one likes?! HEY, GALLUS!!

Gallus: First of all, how dare you-

[gctchell]

mammon walking into his kitchen: .. oi, what are you doing here lilith curled up in the open freezer after teleporting from a sneeze: what am i doing where

[luxthestrange]

Avatar Incorrect quotes#51 WHAT DID YOU SEE-

What I find so hilarious...is to the Na'vi...we are the equivalent of cats/dogs on earth...the clans are just...so worried when their humans eat things they shouldn't, climb things they shouldn't...are not aware of their surroundings- Okay but THIS IS ABOUT YOU...and the magical thing called..."Zoning out" and disassociations-

Y/n*Is currently making a bracelet and all of sudden stares up into a corner...stares up at the trees*...

Na'vi*Noticed you doing the...odd stare thing, never seeing you look so emotionless*??

Y/n*Goes back to braiding the bracelet*!~

Na'vi*Losing it and looking up at the same spot you were*-WHAT DID IT SEE!?!

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Tonowari*Seeing his children playing with Jakei's*Oh well... this is nice, your children are fast learners they swim well -Where's Y/nSully

Jake*Looking around* Ehhh I dont know...

Tonowari*Spots...a floating body on the sea, just...unresponsive, feeling his heart rate spike up*OH EYWA IS THAT THEM!?

Jake*Spots you and smiles,stops Tonowari from running to your "rescue"*Oh yeah thats them!

Tonowari: ARE THEY OKAY!?

Jake: Oh yeah as kids and thru out our teenage years they liked to play dead in the pool or sea...

Tonowari*Is processing the information*...W-why?-

Jake: We stopped asking those questions a while ago...

Tonowari:...Okay...are you sure they're okay?

Jake*Shruging awkwardly with a smile*...Eeee-Eighty % sure...I'll check...

Jake picks up a stick and...aims it at you back but, making it bonk you on the head...

Y/n*Lifts head up with a glare*OOOW!?

Jake*Gives Tonowari a thumbs up*...Trust me... they're having the time of their life over there

Later on today, I have a surprise for y'all avatar readers!I saw a comment about spider!~

[little-cereal-draws]

Incorrect Odysseus and Astyanax quotes (inspired by @nonbinarylocalcryptid 's post)

Astyanax: That’s why we needed to get an expert. Odysseus: Oh, really? Who did you get? Astyanax: Odysseus: Oh! Right, that’s me… Yes.

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Odysseus to Astyanax: I'm leaving for the weekend, so I hid 100 dollars in your room for food. Clean your room, and you will find it.

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Astyanax: As someone who has a long history of not understanding anything, I feel confident in my ability to continue not knowing what is going on.

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Odysseus: See, the problem is, Astyanax, you’re playing 3D chess. I’m playing 4D. Astyanax: I’m playing checkers. I don’t know what the fuck you’re playing.

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Astyanax: Oh, fiddlesticks. Odysseus: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.

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Astyanax, upon learning how Odysseus did a magic trick: So you’re not magic? Odysseus: Well, not really. Astyanax: You’re just a liar.

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Odysseus: Why is it so hard for you to believe me?! Astyanax: Odysseus: Oh, right. The lying.

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Odysseus: We’ll find another route, it’s not safe for amateur adventurers. Astyanax: That sounds like a challenge. Odysseus: I have to stress, that is not a challenge. Astyanax: …Is exactly what you say to dissuade the weak of heart from accepting the challenge. Well, challenge accepted! Odysseus: There is no challenge!

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Odysseus: Thought I was meowing back at my cat for the past hour, but it was just me and Astyanax meowing at each other from different ends of the boat.

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Astyanax: What do you do for a living? Odysseus: I exist against my will.

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Astyanax: *trying to buy a Father's Day card at Hallmark* Astyanax: Excuse me, do you have any that just say "You are my dad?" Store Associate: Well, I- Astyanax: How about "You killed my mom?" Store Associate: No… Astyanax: You know what, I'll just get a blank one. Astyanax: *writes ‘You are a father. This is a day. Here is a card.’*

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Astyanax: That sounds like a terrible plan. Odysseus: Oh, we've had worse.

[piffany666]

Makkaro's listener: so...who are you?

Valiki's listener: im you but cooler

Makkaro's listener: excuse me!?

Valiki's listener: I mean I'm you but evil!

Asmr listeners who I think would be friend: Darlin and Cheeky I can see their dynamic being.

Darlin: you ever get so tried you start seeing spiders?

Cheeky: me when I take 17 Benadryl and start seeing the hat man.

Darlin: the who??

Cheeky: oh? Is this not a safe place suddenly?

[twstfanblog]

I wanted to put this in a purely incorrect quote format, but there was too much world building.

So in my canon everyone has magic in their system, even if they cant outwardly use magic, magic is still an internal working their body processes. The spell Fellow uses manipulates that system to make people into living wooden puppets.

My Yuu is fucking faking because she doesnt HAVE A MAGIC SYSTEM. And because she didn't trust Fellow from the start and hasn't for the whole day. So when everyone leaves she just...gets up, brushes off and ask him is he really...this dumb? Is he really going through with kidnapping their group? Really?

🦊:

🦊: How are you standing? The spell should be turning you into a puppet!

🔪: Got no magic. Might be that. Some spells don't affect me because of it, funny enough.

🔨:

🦊: Gideon's right! Even if you can't use magic, it should still-

🔪: Not 'I can't use magic'.

🔪: I have no magic.

🔪: Whatever system you guys have is as empty as my heart is of mercy right now.

🦊:

🦊: Um-

🔪: And lucky for me, you're in perfect strangling distance.

🔨: 😰

🦊: H-HOLD ON NOW-

[watarfallar]

Have Some Incorrect Quotes

Scar: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you. Grian: That's great, Scar. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.

Grian: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy. Scar: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep. Grian: I said within reason, Scar. How about I murder that guy? Scar: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't? Grian: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

Grian: Did it hurt when you fell- Scar: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt- Grian: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs. Scar: ... Grian: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

Grian: So you like cats? Scar: Yeah. Grian: *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*

Grian: What are you in the mood for? Scar: World domination. Grian: That's a bit ambitious. Scar: You are my world. Grian: Aww... Scar: Grian: Scar: Grian: OH.

Grian: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this... Scar: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card? Grian: Holy moly-

Grian: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight. Scar: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther? Grian, already taking off their clothes: God, Scar, you’re so fucking stupid.

Grian: *seductively takes off glasses* Grian: Wow... Scar: *blushes* Haha... what? Grian: You're really fucking blurry.

Grian: I’m in love with you. Scar: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork. Grian: I know. Scar: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

Grian: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos- Scar: I wrote you a poem. Grian, already crying:You did?

Scar: Relationships should be 50/50. Grian cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

[poppitron360]

Even more incorrect quotes From this RANDOM INCORRECT QUOTES GENERATOR that I found!!

Hazel: Just be careful, Leo!

Leo: *heading out the door* I'm always careful, Hazel!

Leo: It's everything around me that's careless.

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Annabeth: The first time I saw you, you stole my heart.

Piper: But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything.

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Jason: I will find us a covered wagon and horses.

Jason: If you two can manage to not kill each other while I'm gone.

Piper: Oh, please. We're not children.

*Jason leaves*

Piper, casually: ...Eat shit and die.

Leo, also casually: Yes, fuck you.

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Annabeth: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things.

Percy: Hi, I’m ‘things’.

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Will: What are you in the mood for?

Nico: World domination.

Will: That's a bit ambitious.

Nico: You are my world.

Will: Aww...

Nico:

Will:

Nico:

Will: OH.

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Percy, upon learning how Annabeth did a magic trick: So you’re not magic?

Annabeth: Well, not really.

Percy: You’re just a liar.

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Piper and Leo: *speaking Spanish*

Piper: I know, I know.

Jason: You speak Spanish?

Piper: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Leo speaks.

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Annabeth: N... No!

Percy: A fair rebuttal. However, consider this counterpoint: Y... Yes???

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Leo, talking about Jason: WHAT THE FUCK I WAS ARGUING WITH THEM AND I SAID “OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD” AND GUESS WHAT? THEY DID. THEY KISSED ME. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO.

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Percy : I’m the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room.

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Annabeth: Plants are basically the ideal friends. They are quiet, friendly, and easy to please. All they need is a little water and fresh earth, and they are perfectly happy to lie there all day in the sun. And they don’t make increasingly awful life choices, or hide their relationships. They have never, as far as I know, fucked a bee.

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Will: Can you keep a secret?

Nico: Do you know anything about my life?

Will: No, I don't. Good point.

[spicylove4ever]

A quiet early morning at some water source in the middle of the Cimitaria desert road, with a lone merchant minding his own business: Merchant: (whistles random song while giving water to his riding animal) Fresh out of jail Makkaro: (hardly walks to the water, covered in dust, and pushes the man to the side) get out of my way. (dives the whole head into the water to drink and refresh his head) Merchant: wait, you can't do that- Makkaro: (hisses menancily and keeps drinking the water) Merchant: 0_O ok... Makkaro: (gasps of air after getting the head out of the water, relieved) ..... where is Edge Falls? Merchant: (points to the opposite direction Makkaro was walking from)about ten miles that way. Makkaro: (groans frustrated and starts walking away) Merchant: whoa, man, take it easy! What happened to you? Makkaro: .... in laws.

[tfp-is-my-lifeblood-lol]

Tfp Incorrect Quotes but They're All from Over the Garden Wall

(Slightly paraphrased, so they'll make sense)

Arcee: "We need directions."

Smokescreen: "You don't need directions! Just follow that compass inside your heart."

Arcee: ...

Arcee: "No, I'm pretty sure we need directions."

Ratchet: "Miko, don't you want to be more like Jack? -- Just always doing what you're told?"

Jack: "Huh?"

Ratchet: "Just a pathetic pushover who relies on others to make all his decisions?"

Jack: "Hey! What? I'm not a pushover!"

Ratchet: "Hold on, Jack. Let me get to my point."

Jack: "Fine."

Ratchet: "See, Miko? No willpower whatsoever. You need to be more like that."

Bulkhead: "What?! We can't STEAL from this guy!"

Wheeljack: "Why not? We already stole a human."

Bulkhead: "Humans can talk. Miko can do whatever she wants."

Miko: "I wanna steal!"

Bulkhead: "WHAT?!"

Smokescreen: "I'll think of my wish later."

Optimus: "No, no, not a wish. I'm not magic. I'll just do you a good turn."

Smokescreen: "Can you turn me into a tiger?"

Optimus: "I just said I'm not magic."

Smokescreen: "It doesn't have to be a magical tiger."

Miko: "It's GOT to be a real ghost!"

Jack: "But h-how can you be so certain?"

Miko: "Cause I really, really wanna see a ghost -- really bad."

Jack: "Oh."

Ratchet: "Ok, Jack. I'll admit it. You seem like a pushover, but you're not."

Jack: "Oh?"

Ratchet: "Deep down in your heart, you're a stubborn jerk! When are you gonna give this up?"

Jack: "Maybe never. Maybe I'll never give this up!"

Airachnid: *smacks Starscream with a broom* "No seekers aloud in my forest!"

Starscream: "No seeker aloud in your?-"

Airachnid: "It's a bad omen when a seeker enters through your door. It's bad luck."

Starscream: "Lady, seekers are good luck! We bring joy and happiness to the- AHH!"

Airachnid: *smacks him again* "Good luck, bad luck, I don't want any of it!"

Starscream: "Curse you, lady, curse you! You'll die someday, and I'll laugh! LAUGH! AHAHAHAHAHA!"

[swampstew]

Incorrect One Piece Quotes Masterlist

Rowena & Kid:

.Honey. .Dandelion v Tulip. .Apology. .Little Spoon. .The Ocean. .Kiss. .Hard to Get. .Tone. .Monster. .Hide & Seek. .Constructive Criticism. .Dumb Boi. .Free. .Hangry. .The Boss. .Stab Wound. .Dating Advice. .No Pickles. .When AUs Collide. .Mistlewoe.

Straw Hat Pirates, Kid Pirates & Heart Pirates chaos:

.Washing Machine. .Smad. .Salty Surprise. .War. .Sanji being Sanji. .Demonio Fleur.

Andrea & Kid, Candy & Killer:

.Truth or Dare. .Board Games. .Screaming Match. .Driving Lesson. .Stabbing. .Breaking & Entering. .Threats. .Sore Loser. .Smiling. .Permit. .Game. .Cliffhanger. .Fighting. .When AUs Collide. .Disney Movies. .Disney Movies P2. .Andrea.

[beuatifulbuttercup]

incorrect quotes of random ships from background pjo characters bc I have no life

Sherman: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized. Miranda: steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely Sherman: That one. I want that one.

Ellis: Two brooooos! Cecil: Chillin' in a hot tub! Ellis: Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay! Cecil: Ellis: Cecil: tearing up Ellis: Babe, c'mon… Cecil: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING. Ellis: Babe…

Valentina: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt. Austin: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

Drew: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives. Nyssa: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to go to the forges. Drew: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

Travis: I’m in love with you. Katie: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork. Travis: I know. Katie: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

Mitchell: The first time I saw you, you stole my heart. Connor: But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything.

EXTRA

Lou Ellen: Too many songs about love. Not nearly enough songs about magic fights.

[certainlynotasimp]

Delivering you some more incorrect quotes! (One or two might be kinda suggestive)

Sunny: [walks past Miguel]

Miguel, internally: [Insert "I Just died" by Cutting Crew here]

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Sunny: We both look very attractive tonight.

Miguel: You know, if you'd just said that I looked attractive, I would have said, "So do you."

Sunny: I couldn't take that chance.

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Miguel, sweating: Sunny, there’s something I need to ask you-

Sunny: Finally! You’re proposing!

Miguel: How’d you know?

Sunny: Miguel, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.

Sunny: I even picked it up once.

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Miguel: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.

Sunny: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.

Miguel: ...

Miguel: You mean ring bearER, right?

Sunny: ...

Miguel: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

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Sunny: I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I’d get way too into it.

Miguel: What- how?

Sunny: You’d be like “come to bed … Mr. President” and I’d be like, “I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18.”

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Sunny: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.

Miguel: Are you a software update? because not right now.

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Miguel: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-!

Sunny: I wrote you a poem.

Miguel, already crying: You did?

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Miguel: You know, when you said you were "magic in bed", this isn't what-!

Sunny, pulling a card out of her deck: is THIS your card?

Miguel: Holy sh-!

Miguel would drop the ring 6 times and have two spare rings incase Sunny didn’t like the first one he picked lol.

I fucking love all of these incorrect quotes. If you make a series on your page with these, tag me~🫶