#incorrect jack Kelly

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Jack: What the fuck, Race! How is someone this flexible this useless in combat?

Race: I’m a newsie! I sing, I dance, I sell papes that I don’t actually read- I don’t do danger!

[sunsetseason8910]

Alright well its long overdue for this

100 notes and I'll finish my slow burn "Shared Dorm Syndrome" by May

150 notes and ill write a newsies fic in the au of the Inheritance Games

300 notes and ill write one for the second book too

1000 ill do the third book as well

1500 ill also do the fourth

100000 and ill do the fifth once it comes out in July

OK I need yall to know that im not rewriting the entire book with the newseis characters but I will put the characters in the plots of each book I'm just not rewriting the whole damn thing

Yall r a fucking pain in my ass you know that?

Update: ok each person is only allowed to do 20 notes

[military-newsboys]

Albert: ‘They’ll never find the body’ is such a boring threat, a better threat would be ‘they’ll never stop finding the body’

Crutchie, bored: Or just say ‘they’ll be finding parts of you for at least 4 months, and you’ll still be alive for 3 of them’

Race: Now that’s a threat!

Davey, covering Les’s ears: *horrified silence*

[spot-conlons-pimp-cane]

Davey: We call that a traumatic experience. Davey, turning to Albert: Not a "bruh moment". Davey, turning to Crutchie: Not "sadge". Davey, turning to Jack: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".

[shsl-fander]

[highfalutin-son-of-a-gun]

Jack: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him ?

Davey: YOU DID WHAT—

Race: William Snakespeare.

[bwaybby09]

During a Tornado Warning:

Les: What do we do if the tornado hits us?

Spot: Uh, what do we do if the tornado hit us? I'm not sure, maybe get blown away by it?!

Race: No, no, you hide under a doorway.

Katherine: No, no, no. That's an earthquake.

Davey: Actually, they say you're not supposed to do that anymore.

Albert: Who cares what they say not to do for something that's not happening.

Jack: They say that you should go towards the eye of the storm.

Spot: Where’s the eye of the storm, Jack?

Jack: I don’t know…

Spot: That’s what I thought.

Crutchie: Tell someone you trust.

Jack: No Crutchie, that's only if the tornado's molesting you.

*bonus*

Race: Okay, this is just a drill! Everyone grab a clutch buddy!

(Race grabs onto Spot)

Spot: Oh, get off me! No!

Race: Hold on to me!

Spot: Get off me!

Race: I am saving your life!

Spot: I don’t wanna be saved by you!

[fansiesmemes]

Davey: Jellyfish have been living for over 600000 years without brains

Jack: A ray of hope for Race then

[iliveinyourceiling65]

Jack: I lost Les.  Davey: How did you LOSE Les?!  Jack: To be fair, he is very small.

[whatever-color-of-the-rainbow]

Race: BWWAAAAAAAAAA! Oh, you hear that? That's the wrong opinion alarm. 

Jack: That is not something you actually have installed. 

Race: Sorry, say again? I couldn't hear you over my alarm that YOU SET OFF with your WRONG-ASS OPINION.

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Jack: *watching the newsies strike* That’s my boy!

*the bulls show up to break the strike and Crutchie is taken to the refuge*

Jack: No! My boy!

Crutchie: *being dragged away by the Delanceys* Father help!

[sunsetseason8910]

BOROUGH WHAT GAVE ME BOITH

FRIENDLIEST PLACE ON OITH

PAY US A VISIT AND SEE WHAT WE MEANS

AND WHEN YA DO (WHEN YA DO) (WHEN YA DO)

WE'LL KICK YA HALFWAY TO QUEENS

[military-newsboys]

Jack: That building is, like, 5 Davey away and we're at least 14 Davey high. Davey: Please don't use me as a system of measurement.

[spot-conlons-pimp-cane]

An Incorrect quote based on my life part: idfk

*Over text*

Kathrine: yo, girly pop guess what!

Jack: I’m a full ass dude but okay

Kathrine: fine.

Kathrine: manly pop, guess what!

[shsl-fander]

Based off @gay-jewish-bucky

Davey: I've been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for about a year now and still no response

Jack: Wow. They sound stupid

Davey: But they're not! They're much smarter than they give themself credit for, just dense

Jack: Maybe ya need to be more obvious? Like I don't know "Hey, I'm in love with you."

Davey: I guess you're right. Hey Jack, I'm in love with you

Jack: See! Just like that!

Davey: Holy fucking shit.

Jack: If that flies over their head then sorry Dave but they're way too dumb for you

Davey: Jack...

[aj-theteenagecondition]

I’ve only known davey for a day but if anything happens to him I will kill everyone in this room and then myself