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Jack: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him ?
Davey: YOU DID WHAT—
Race: William Snakespeare.
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Angel: *indicating both of them* What's this about? Am I kiddin' myself or is there somethin’…
Husk: Of course there is.
Angel: *completely flabbergasted* Well, don’t say it like this happens every day!
Husk: *completely head-over-heels* Oh, Angel.
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Race: I'm not that stupid!
Finch: Race, you literally ate the wax from a babybel.
Race: ALBERT TOLD ME IT WAS EDIBLE!
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Jack, teasingly: Yeah, where's *your* boyfriend Race
Race: wheres your FATHER, jack.
Jack:
Jack: okay FIRST OF ALL-
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Newsies Incorrect Quotes 7/?
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Tim: Go to Hell
Jon, tearing up: I wish I could
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Hey, hi surprise!
Part 4 in my ever growing series of 'Newsies as things my friends and I have said'
I've realized that I could take this time to set up posts
But where's the fun in that?
Davey: We launched our strike in a most AUspIcIOUs mAnnEr Romeo: What the frick is a spishus? Henry: No, no. He mispronounced asparagus. Romeo: WHAT THE FRICK IS A SPARAGUS MANNER?!
Les: Davey they're kissing again Davey: FFS JACK STOP PANDERING TO THE HETEROS
Jojo: Take your fuckin shoes off. This is a holy hizzle.
Specs, to Jack: Sorry, you've been replaced. I'm the they-triarch now.
Buttons, wanting to make something for Les: What's his style? Davey: His style is "we have to beg him to put on pants so he threw on the first ones he found"
Katherine: The only straight I am is [going] straight to hell 😎
Romeo: Aye babay. Come home with me and I'll show you my... Romeo: Dinosaur bedsheets
Jack: I'm just saying. I don't think it would be right for us, as upstanding citizens, to be kissing on the first date.
These next ones are courtesy of the amazing @emmedoesntdomath and used with her express permission:
Hotshot, ringing up Medda who had bought sugar cookies: Would you like a receipt? Medda, chuckling to herself, and then winking at him: Oh, no, honey. Why would I have a receipt if I made these myself? Hotshot, mouth opening and closing like a fish, trying not to absolutely fucking lose it because damn: Understood, ma'am
Racer, barging in like he's on a mission: I need to pick up an order! Elmer, nodding politely, because what the shit: Ok, sir, what was it? Racer, coming up to the counter: Oh, a couple cupcakes Elmer, knowing damn well that the only cupcakes order they have left is a 15 dozen (180 cupcakes) order: Elmer, also knowing 180 is more than "a couple": Will that be all for you today?
Finch, a regular, pointing at the display case: I'd like a blueberry scone, please Finch, leaning a bit closer, and dropping his voice to a stage whisper: Did you put the crack in them again? Albert, looking him dead in the eye, and solemnly nodding back: Yessir The Jacobs parents, standing behind him, watching this interaction between two children in a grocery store, absolutely horrified:
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Davey: I hope you have a good explanation for this.
Jack: We actually have three.
Race: pick your favorite
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Jack: Okay, so, on a scale of one to ten, how bad do you think it’d be if I—
Davey: At least a twenty
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Alright well its long overdue for this
100 notes and I'll finish my slow burn "Shared Dorm Syndrome" by May
150 notes and ill write a newsies fic in the au of the Inheritance Games
300 notes and ill write one for the second book too
1000 ill do the third book as well
1500 ill also do the fourth
100000 and ill do the fifth once it comes out in July
OK I need yall to know that im not rewriting the entire book with the newseis characters but I will put the characters in the plots of each book I'm just not rewriting the whole damn thing
Yall r a fucking pain in my ass you know that?
Update: ok each person is only allowed to do 20 notes
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Jack: Wait for it, wait for it.. 9:01, Davey Jacobs is officially late for the first time ever.
Jack: Alright, let’s do this. Who’s got theories?
Crutchie: Uh.. alarm didn’t go off?
Jack: All three alarms, all with battery backup? Cmon, who wants to take this seriously?
Albert: He was taken in his sleep!
Jack: That’s what I’m talking about! Super dark, Al, but way more plausible than Crutchie’s idiotic alarm clock theory.
Race: I bet he tucked himself into bed too tight and got stuck.
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[A normal morning at the Hazbin Hotel]
Husk: Hey! That’s my cigar!
Pentious: You’ll ssssteal another!
Vaggie: Hey, assholes! We’ve got work to do!
Charlie: I thought that I’d surprise my mother-
Angel: If you can find her-
Everyone: Who asked you?!
*BONUS*
Alastor: It takes a smile that spreads like butter…
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*in a group chat*
Race: First one to reply is gat.
Race: *gay
Race: Wait...
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Katherine: Did you know theres a rumor going around?
Davey: What that we're gay for each other?
Jack, not paying attention: OH MY GOD TWIZZLER GUMMIES
Jack: No see I'm straight but if there was a man I'd marry it would be Davey
Katherine: How do you feel about that Dave?
Davey: …It's not helping with the rumors
Katherine: I think the kiss you shared on my BIRTHDAY isn't helping with the rumors
Jack: Yeah I just hate that he didn't give me enough tounge
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Newsies Incorrect Quotes 1/?
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Buck, after Bobby yells at him: Why do old people talk?
Eddie, who got yelled at as well: To prove they’re still alive.
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