#They boost my serotonin levels to unimaginable heights

[newsie-collective]

Hey, hi surprise!

Part 4 in my ever growing series of 'Newsies as things my friends and I have said'

I've realized that I could take this time to set up posts

But where's the fun in that?

Davey: We launched our strike in a most AUspIcIOUs mAnnEr Romeo: What the frick is a spishus? Henry: No, no. He mispronounced asparagus. Romeo: WHAT THE FRICK IS A SPARAGUS MANNER?!

Les: Davey they're kissing again Davey: FFS JACK STOP PANDERING TO THE HETEROS

Jojo: Take your fuckin shoes off. This is a holy hizzle.

Specs, to Jack: Sorry, you've been replaced. I'm the they-triarch now.

Buttons, wanting to make something for Les: What's his style? Davey: His style is "we have to beg him to put on pants so he threw on the first ones he found"

Katherine: The only straight I am is [going] straight to hell 😎

Romeo: Aye babay. Come home with me and I'll show you my... Romeo: Dinosaur bedsheets

Jack: I'm just saying. I don't think it would be right for us, as upstanding citizens, to be kissing on the first date.

These next ones are courtesy of the amazing @emmedoesntdomath and used with her express permission:

Hotshot, ringing up Medda who had bought sugar cookies: Would you like a receipt? Medda, chuckling to herself, and then winking at him: Oh, no, honey. Why would I have a receipt if I made these myself? Hotshot, mouth opening and closing like a fish, trying not to absolutely fucking lose it because damn: Understood, ma'am

Racer, barging in like he's on a mission: I need to pick up an order! Elmer, nodding politely, because what the shit: Ok, sir, what was it? Racer, coming up to the counter: Oh, a couple cupcakes Elmer, knowing damn well that the only cupcakes order they have left is a 15 dozen (180 cupcakes) order: Elmer, also knowing 180 is more than "a couple": Will that be all for you today?

Finch, a regular, pointing at the display case: I'd like a blueberry scone, please Finch, leaning a bit closer, and dropping his voice to a stage whisper: Did you put the crack in them again? Albert, looking him dead in the eye, and solemnly nodding back: Yessir The Jacobs parents, standing behind him, watching this interaction between two children in a grocery store, absolutely horrified:

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