#incorrect god of mischief quotes

[romanoffshouse]

Thor: Didn't you die?

Loki: That was weeks ago. Things change.

[vbecker10]

I guess this is how it started lol

Tony: You have had some awful and I mean awful ideas in the time I've known you, but this is by far the worst yet, Y/N

Y/N: I wasn't saying he should actually do it

Thor: Who should do what?

Loki: *rolling his eyes* Yes, I do so love to hear Y/N's terrible ideas

Y/N: First off, they aren't all bad, thank you. And secondly... okay, this one is pretty bad actually

*Loki raises an eyebrow and Thor folds his arms across his chest*

Peter: Y/N suggested that Loki run for president

Y/N: That's not exactly what I said-

Loki: Oh, I like that

Thor: No

Loki: What do I mean 'no'?

Tony: Absolutely not

Loki: President Loki... I quite like how that sounds actually

Y/N: Oh... this is bad

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[loki-stuff]

Loki Show Progression

Season 1

Loki: I hate you

Mobius: not according to this picture I drew of us holding hands.

Season 2

Mobius: I don’t know you

Loki: not according to this picture I drew of us holding hands.

[daisybell17]

Loki, talking about Mobius: WHAT THE FUCK I WAS ARGUING WITH THEM AND I SAID “OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD” AND GUESS WHAT? THEY DID. THEY KISSED ME. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO.

[m6rvelz]

Loki: Life is so drastic right now that it makes me want to die.

Thor: Then die.

Thor: Oh wait. You’ve already done that.

Clint: THOR—

[lulubelle814]

@vbecker10

[taw-k]

Thor: haha, my brother's so forgetful

Thor: sometimes he even forgets how to breathe!

Loki: *having a panic attack*

Thor: don't worry he does this all the time

[ir0npvrker]

mobius: loki and i got married!

b-15: don't share your personal problems with everyone

[mvrcvariant]

Loki: * pulls out a knife*

Thor: How many of those do you have?

Loki, pulling out more: How many do you need?

[romanoffshouse]

Thor: Guess what I'm about to get!

Loki: On my nerves

[vbecker10]

Peter: Here, I got you this

Loki: What is it?

Peter: Iced tea

Loki: *takes a sip* At no point in this drinks life was it ever anything close to resembling tea

Peter: Oh, come on! It's good

Loki: It most certainly is not

Peter: You've been on Earth for a year, you've gotta start liking some stuff from here

Loki: I do not

Peter: You like me though right?

Loki:...

Peter: Right?

Loki: *sighs* Yes... but do not tell the others

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[loki-stuff]

Loki: *is wearing silk pants* How does this look?

Mobius: Like its slips on and off really easily.

Loki:

Mobius: No, I didn't mean it like that-

B-15: We know what you meant.

[incorrect-marvel-because-why-not]

Avengers Assembled

Tony: We can’t tell you because you’re not a member of the club.

Loki: What club?

Natasha: The hating Loki club.

Loki: …The fuck? I should be the leader of that club!

[daisybell17]

Mobius: Loki and I are no longer friends. Loki: MOBIUS THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE’RE DATING!

[brokenpoetliz]

Yn: You look nice, I want to kiss you.

Loki: What?

Yn: I SAID IF YOU DIED, I WOULDN’T MISS YOU.

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[lovelyinspiration1463]

Loki, eavesdropping on the timelines: Absolutely not. You do not speak to your mother that way! ... Don't make me come down there! I kept you in this world, and I will take you out of it!