#incorrect ghostbat

[dracaelus]

a deeply unserious man

[escapismisaddicting]

Batman: Yo dumbass, get over here!

Ghostmaker starts getting up

Ghostmaker: ok-

Superman walks up to Batman

Superman: I’m coming! :D

Ghostmaker:… I thought I was dumbass.

[cer-rata]

Happy Pride from The Trinity

Clark: ...I don't have a problem with it, but I am a little perplexed that Jon's generation are all so gay and...and... Bruce: Horrendously thirsty? Clark: Clark: Yes, that. How does that happen so consistently? Diana: I mean it's really not a new development. Diana: I've loved women since before your families came to America,  Diana: And Bruce has always been... Bruce: Diana: ...A champion of equality... Bruce, eyes slowly narrowing: Diana: ...And...leather. Bruce: Hey, wait, no-- Diana: And Clark, let's be honest, if you weren't a teenager in the disappointingly homophobic 90s, are you telling me you wouldn't have held Querl's hand if he asked? Clark: Clark: I've never actually thought about... Clark: Huh. Clark: Wait, how would you possibly know about that? Bruce: How would you know most of this, actually? Diana, leaning back in her chair: What, you think 'championing love' is just a thing I say I do because it sounds nice?  Diana: I keep track of you sad, repressed, emotionally constipated people, and try to be supportive where I can.  Diana: Diana, suddenly sitting up: Bruce, no! Bruce:I didn't say anything-- Diana: That is not me telling you that Minhkhoa is a viable option. If that's something you're considering, please stay repressed. Bruce: What!? I wasn’t going to-- Clark: Yeah no, she's got a point there.  Clark: Yikes! Bruce: Bruce: Et tu, Kent?

[shyjusticewarrior]

DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 176

Minhkhoa: I'm gonna kill you.

Bruce: No you're not.

Minhkhoa: I am.

Bruce: You're not.

Minhkhoa: I am!

Minhkhoa: I love you.

Bruce: No.

Minhkhoa: I do.

Bruce: You don't understand what that is.

[alittlerightalittlewrong]

Khoa: I'm gay for you, and you're gay for me.

Damian: Father, why are you gay for that guy?

Bruce: I'm not, he's talking stupid!

[qcomicsy]

Batfam as reddit AITA comments

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[theglidingbat]

Bruce : I'm trying to juggle family life and work life but I can't seem to find a balance. What do you suggest I do to keep everyone happy?

Minhkhoa, deadpan: Quit your job, kill your family.

[manufactured-pleasantry]

Bruce: Stop it. Khoa: Stop what? Bruce: You're staring. Khoa: Staring at what? Bruce: My chest. Khoa: And? Bruce: It's distracting. Khoa: Oh? Bruce: Is that why you stole my spare suit? I didn't know you liked bats that much, Khoa. Khoa: Just one Bat in particular Bruce, nodding: I like my logo too. It was inspired. Khoa: How are you dumber than you were as an idiot teen?

[dracaelus]

my therapist: Batman with comically large thighs wearing goggles cant hurt you, he's not real

Batman with comically large thighs wearing goggles:

[dracaelus]

My man is always losing the idgaf war

[secondlastpsycho]

incorrect quotes fuel me, it gives me everything i want and need in life, it cures me depression multiple times, its so much more accurate to the characters than the actual content, whoever's ever written one, may life give you everything you wish for, may your enemies perish, may you be worshipped in centuries to come, may your tales always be told in the light of glory for as long as time lasts

[ghostmakers]

ghost-maker: has anyone told you you're really annoying?

bruce: what? no

ghost-maker: good because i'm not in the mood to fight anyone right now

[shyjusticewarrior]

DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 116

Talia: Can I buy you a drink?

Bruce: I have a girlfriend.

Talia: Okay, but she can only get something small.

Minhkhoa: Do you just walk around all day thinking about other people's feelings?

Bruce: Yeah, don't you?

Minhkhoa: No. How do you get anything done?

Bruce: It's hard.

Bruce: Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it.

Minhkhoa: Mh, but a kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it.

[dracaelus]

batman the knight, a summary

[dracaelus]

It took 20 years, but he was right

[dracaelus]

I just know that bruce was blasting mamma mia repeatedly inside the batmobile from the moment he found out ghostmaker was in town. This was 100% his internal soundtrack during ghost stories - he took one look at the little ghost symbol surrounded by dead bodies and immediately went: