#incorrect frenchie quote

[it-happened-once-in-a-meme]

The Boys: The Musical

The Deep: 🎵 I'm just Ken, anywhere else I'd be a ten. 😭 🎵

Homelander: 🎵 Is it my destiny to live and die a life of blond fragility?🎵

The Deep: 🎵 I'm just Ken! 🤗 🎵

Frenchie: 🎵 Where I see love, she sees a friend. 😔 🎵

Black Noir fan: 🎵 What will it take for me to see the man behind the mask and for him to fall for me? 🥷🎵

Musical intelude by Annie because she can sing: 🎵Can you feel the KENergy?☀️🎵

Stormfront, showing her powers: 🎵 Feels so reel, my KENergy 🌩🎵

The Deep: 🎵 My name's Ken 🎵

A-Train: 🎵 and so am I 🎵

Hughie: 🎵 Put that compound V in my hand!🎵

Everyone together: 🎵 So hey, world check me out, yeah, I'm just Ken! Baby, I'm just Ken. 🎵

Stormfront: And totally not a Nazi!

The Deep: And not a rapist-wait, what did you just say?!

*Bam*

Source: Just Ken sung by Ryan Gosling (Barbie 2023)

[luciuscodedswedeboy]

[ofmdincorrect]

[aithusarosekiller]

[themistymountainscold]

izzy: could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?

ed: *crouches down*

stede: *kneels down*

frenchie: *sits on the floor*

izzy:

izzy: i hate all of you.

[starlitangels]

Treasure: Who hurt you?

Porter: What, do you want a list?

Treasure, pulling out knives: Actually yeah

Sorry this is all that was going through my head the whole audio

[incorrect-our-flag-means-death]

The crew: So what’s for dinner?

Roach: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise!

The crew: …

Olu: Is it soup?

Roach: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*

Jim: Please, enough with the soup puns!

Roach: Wow, you’re soup-per mean.

Izzy: STOP!

*one hour later*

The crew: It’s fucking tacos?!?!?!

[youshouldseemeinadeerstalker]

(2/?)

[frooogscream]

Lucius: So, Izzy, what do you look for in a man?

Izzy: My partner must be brave, intelligent, composed & well-organised

Frenchie: *stumbles over rope,tumbles towards railing scaring away a seagull, falls overboard, profusely apologises to the seagull*

Izzy: Fuuuuck. I want that one,dont I?

[legendsofentity]

kimiko: *wakes up, goes to frenchie*

frenchie: *asleep at his desk*

kimiko: *shakes him awake*

frenchie: ?

kimiko: *signs* twelve beers

[charlie-eppes-blog]

Izzy: Hello, I'm back fuckers!

Frenchie: What the- You can't be here! I saw you die!

Izzy: Death is a social construct.

[totallycorrectsupes]

Frenchie: hi I'm your medic and I'll be drawing your blood today, as soon as I finish this capri sun

Frenchie: *misses the hole four times then finally stabs the straw through the side*

Hughie, sweating: BUTCHER

[kerwinthefrog]

The Boys Incorrect Quotes #8

Butcher: (monotone) “Give me your balls, Son.”

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Sage: “They’re chrysanthemums.”

Deep: (long pause) “That’s a big word for Elmo.”

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Frenchie: “Cars 2 is the spy one, Cars 3 is the one with the really fast black dude.”

MM: “You literally could’ve just said car.”

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Soldier Boy: “I was going to adopt him but he was useless.”

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A-Train: “Deep, would you like me to tell everyone what you said to me over the Xbox at exactly 2:45 am?”

Deep: “I’d rather you  not.”

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Hughie: “Because Shrek doesn’t WANT to be a father!”

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Frenchie: “The life lesson is: if you smoke enough weed, you turn into a butterfly.”

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Butcher: “I don’t know why you’re laughing, Hughie. This is a meeting of the Big Dicks Council.”

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Frenchie: “Rolls into your DMs like ooga booga.”

Hughie: “Begone with you, Computer Breaker.”

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A-Train: “I have a question…”

A-Train: “Who the FUCK is keeping BEYBLADES in the LOCKER ROOM?”

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Deep: (whispers into microphone) “Penis.”

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Ryan: “Father.”

Butcher: “Big L.”

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Deep: “That fish could go wherever he wanted. Commit whatever crimes he so desires.”

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Sage: (says hello in Hawaiian)

Deep: (pained sigh) “I.. I don’t speak Mexican.”

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MM: “To whoever left the slushie cup full of ice balanced in the freezer so it fell on my face when I opened the door: fuck you.”

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Hughie: “I was puking into a chip bag while Billy sat next to me and ATE CHEETOS.”

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MM: “Geez, Butcher, did you sneeze loud enough?”

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Kimiko: “Are you okay?”

Hughie: “No. Kill me.”

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Starlight: (walks into the room)

Deep: “--and they’re like, ‘Surprise! It’s your grandpa Hitler!’”

Noir: “Hi, Starlight.”

Starlight: “HI???”

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Hughie: “Noir, do you shower with your socks on?”

Noir: “My feet get cold.”

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Sage: “Deep is such a disappointment. We should put him out on the lawn like a couch we don’t want anymore.”

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Frenchie: (draws penis on a sticky note)

MM: “What are you drawing?”

Frenchie: “A…cat.”

Kimiko: (dying) “Show Milk your cat.”

Frenchie: (speedruns drawing a cat on a separate note)

Butcher: “Draw a black cat.”

Frenchie: (anger)

[ofmdincorrect]

[antisocial-cheesepuff]

Izzy: I don’t get paid enough for this.

Frenchie: For what?

Izzy: *gestures vaguely to Stede*

[themistymountainscold]

izzy: i need life advice.

frenchie, sipping gatorade and eating cookie dough: you came to the right person.