#incorrect frenchie quote

[it-happened-once-in-a-meme]

The Boys: The Musical

The Deep: 🎵 I'm just Ken, anywhere else I'd be a ten. 😭 🎵

Homelander: 🎵 Is it my destiny to live and die a life of blond fragility?🎵

The Deep: 🎵 I'm just Ken! 🤗 🎵

Frenchie: 🎵 Where i see love, she sees a friend. 😔 🎵

Black Noir fan: 🎵 What will it take for me to see the man behind the mask and for him to fall for me? 🥷🎵

Musical intelude by Annie because she can sing: 🎵Can you feel the KENergy?☀️🎵

Stormfront, showing her powers: 🎵 Feels so reel, my KENergy 🌩🎵

The Deep: 🎵 My name's Ken 🎵

A-Train: 🎵 and so am I 🎵

Hughie: 🎵 Put that compound V in my hand!🎵

Everyone together: 🎵 So hey, world check me out, yeah, I'm just Ken! Baby, I'm just Ken. 🎵

Stormfront: And totally not a Nazi!

The Deep: And not a rapist-wait, what did you just say?!

*Bam*

Source: Just Ken sung by Ryan Gosling (Barbie 2023)

[luciuscodedswedeboy]

[ofmdincorrect]

[aithusarosekiller]

[themistymountainscold]

izzy: could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?

ed: *crouches down*

stede: *kneels down*

frenchie: *sits on the floor*

izzy:

izzy: i hate all of you.

[starlitangels]

Treasure: Who hurt you?

Porter: What, do you want a list?

Treasure, pulling out knives: Actually yeah

Sorry this is all that was going through my head the whole audio

[incorrect-our-flag-means-death]

The crew: So what’s for dinner?

Roach: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise!

The crew: …

Olu: Is it soup?

Roach: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*

Jim: Please, enough with the soup puns!

Roach: Wow, you’re soup-per mean.

Izzy: STOP!

*one hour later*

The crew: It’s fucking tacos?!?!?!

[youshouldseemeinadeerstalker]

(2/?)

[frooogscream]

Lucius: So, Izzy, what do you look for in a man?

Izzy: My partner must be brave, intelligent, composed & well-organised

Frenchie: *stumbles over rope,tumbles towards railing scaring away a seagull, falls overboard, profusely apologises to the seagull*

Izzy: Fuuuuck. I want that one,dont I?

[charlie-eppes-blog]

Izzy: Hello, I'm back fuckers!

Frenchie: What the- You can't be here! I saw you die!

Izzy: Death is a social construct.

[antisocial-cheesepuff]

Izzy: I don’t get paid enough for this.

Frenchie: For what?

Izzy: *gestures vaguely to Stede*

[our-flag-means-death-killed-me]

Stede: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Ed and I are dating.

Ed, Frenchie, Wee John, Ivan, the Swede, Roach, Fang and Black Pete: gasp

Lucius, Izzy, Jim, and Olu: gasp sarcastically

Stede: Ed, why are you surprised?!

[doyoueverstopandthink]

our flag means death characters as things my friends and i have said

stede: "so apparently i'm a dilf and a heartbreaker."

ed: "four twenty, make a wish. wait, no, that's nine eleven. that's still wrong."

oluwande: "just because i said 'fuck you' for having a reese's doesn't mean you get to call me a dumb bitch for talking to my ex."

jim: "the problem with shopping in the men's section is that men can have the same shirt. i have the same shirt as lucius."

lucius: "sorry, can you repeat that? i stopped listening as soon as you started talking."

black pete: "people are going to think i have a lot of issues if they see me call you bro and babes out of context."

frenchie: "what is 'cishet' and am i it?"

izzy: (about stede) "he's probably eaten crayons before."

wee john: "you gotta use your thinker to get a good thunk"

buttons: "done with my appointment. fear my approach."

the swede: "what does it means when someone says, 'fuck it we ball'? fuck what? the ball?"

roach: "so if couples are like soup-"

[ofmdincorrect]

[trashcancalicojack]

Stede: Must be hard not being able to laugh.

Izzy: I do have a sense of humor you know.

Frenchie: We’ve never heard you laugh before.

Izzy: I never heard you guys say anything funny.

[themistymountainscold]

izzy: i need life advice.

frenchie, sipping gatorade and eating cookie dough: you came to the right person.