#incorrect stormfront quote

[it-happened-once-in-a-meme]

The Boys: The Musical

The Deep: 🎵 I'm just Ken, anywhere else I'd be a ten. 😭 🎵

Homelander: 🎵 Is it my destiny to live and die a life of blond fragility?🎵

The Deep: 🎵 I'm just Ken! 🤗 🎵

Frenchie: 🎵 Where I see love, she sees a friend. 😔 🎵

Black Noir fan: 🎵 What will it take for me to see the man behind the mask and for him to fall for me? 🥷🎵

Musical intelude by Annie because she can sing: 🎵Can you feel the KENergy?☀️🎵

Stormfront, showing her powers: 🎵 Feels so reel, my KENergy 🌩🎵

The Deep: 🎵 My name's Ken 🎵

A-Train: 🎵 and so am I 🎵

Hughie: 🎵 Put that compound V in my hand!🎵

Everyone together: 🎵 So hey, world check me out, yeah, I'm just Ken! Baby, I'm just Ken. 🎵

Stormfront: And totally not a Nazi!

The Deep: And not a rapist-wait, what did you just say?!

*Bam*

Source: Just Ken sung by Ryan Gosling (Barbie 2023)

[kerwinthefrog]

The Boys Incorrect Quotes #1

Frenchie: “It’s worth 1,000 social credit.”

Hughie: (sarcastically) “Yeah, like I need social credit.”

Frenchie: “In China?”

Hughie: “IN CHINA?”

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Frenchie: “Mother’s Milk is saving up sneeze points.”

MM: “Brother eughhhh.”

Frenchie: “Saving up for a big release later.”

MM: “I am going to beat the shit out of you.”

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A-Train: (playing Texas Hold ‘Em with Deep) “HOW AM I RIGGING??? YOU’RE THE ONE DEALING THE CARDS!”

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Maeve: “Deep, you’ve reached your Snap limit for today.”

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Noir: “Homelander, think before you speak please I’m begging you.”

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Homelander: “Behave yourself.”

Starlight: “Did you just say ‘go hang yourself’???”

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Hughie: “Butcher’s made of salt and vinegar and everything sinister.”

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MM: (gesturing to a pile of fruit) “I know they’re pretty quiet right now, but if they start talking let me know. We can get you help.”

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A-Train: “The government is supposed to protect people.”

Stormfront: “Unless you’re black.”

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Maeve: “Communists sacrifice individuality for the whole.”

Deep: “They’re like K-Pop stars.”

[totallycorrectsupes]

Stormfront: come on, I want to show you something

Stormfront: *turns and walks away*

Homelander: nice

Stormfront: that's not it but thank you

[teaaagan]

Cake

Y/n: Ready, what do you want the cake to say?

Stormfront: Oh my god, CAN YOU MAKE THE CAKE TALK?!

[bitchybutcher]

Stormfront: so, what’s for lunch?

Maeve: food, usually

Stormfront: no, I meant what are you having?

Maeve: an unwanted conversation

[therealhughiecampbell]

Homelander: I’m gonna be honest... I feel like you don’t like me.

Literally everyone: I’ve told you on multiple occasions that I don’t.

[totallycorrectsupes]

A-Train: every time I hear someone talking about updog, I'm torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke

The Deep: what's updog?

A-Train: updog is a sausage in a bun. Usually you eat it with ketchup or mustard

Queen Maeve: no, that's a hot dog. Updog is when a new version of something is released

Stormfront: no, that's an update. Pretty sure you're referring to that giant spider in Harry Potter

Starlight: no, that's Aragog. Updog is an upward-moving air current

Homelander: no, that's an updraft. An updog is a modern version of a henway

The Deep: ...what's a henway?

Homelander: oh, about six pounds

[totallycorrectsupes]

Stormfront: how old are you? Three?

Ryan: I'm nine

Stormfront: cool. I don't know anything about kids

[totallycorrectsupes]

Homelander: you lying, cheating piece of shit!

Stormfront: oh yeah? You're the asshole who thinks you can get away with everything you do. Welcome to the real world!

Homelander: I'm leaving you and I'm taking the kid with me!

Ryan, picking up the monopoly board: I think we should stop playing now

[totallycorrectsupes]

Stormfront: I can excuse racism, but I draw the line at animal cruelty

Starlight: you can excuse racism??

[totallycorrectsupes]

Stormfront: you're jealous

Homelander: jealous?

Stormfront: that's why you're being so negative about this

Homelander: that's absurd. I'm always negative

[totallycorrectsupes]

Stormfront, reading the reactions to her being a Nazi: wow. God forbid women do anything

[totallycorrectsupes]

Stormfront: must be hard not being able to laugh

A-Train: I have a sense of humor, you know

Stormfront: I've never heard you laugh before

A-Train: I've never heard you say anything funny

[totallycorrectsupes]

Stormfront: has anybody ever told you you've got anger issues?

Homelander: I prefer the term "leadership skills"

[kerwinthefrog]

The Boys Incorrect Quotes #6

Hughie: (about his social security card) “You’re not supposed to have that on you.”

Soldier Boy: “You know what else I’m not supposed to have on me? Firearms.”

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Starlight: “I have a clipboard.”

Ashley: “I have depression.”

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Stormfront: “Why do I have two blacks? I don’t want two blacks.”

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MM: “You take one edible and you’re gonna end up in the Dakotas.”

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Noir: “Sometimes I’m floored by you and sometimes I’m very disappointed in you.”

Deep: “That’s exactly what my mom said the other night.”

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Homelander: (dead serious) “A couple years ago, there was a concern that the furries were gonna take over.”

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A-Train: "She tripped and fell into a pile of homosexuality."

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Starlight: “Because you’re a man and that’s all you’re good for! Killing spiders!”

Hughie: “Hey! We’re also good for opening jars, thank you.”

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(Looking at a decorated cardboard box)

Homelander: "It's a spaceship."

Ryan: "It's a box."

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Butcher: "I'll take your jewels."

Soldier Boy: "Go die."

Butcher: "I could, but I'd rather have your jewels."

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Ryan: "So you value possessions over your children? Is that what you're saying, huh?"

Butcher: "Well I've told you that the board game table matters more than all of you, and I will stand by that."

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Maeve: "I don't think God watches Mickey Mouse."

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Ashley: "She said she's going to look for one and send it to us because she owes you."

A-Train: "Hear that? My going rate is one child's TV shirt."

Deep: "That's better than me. So far I'm only up to a sock."

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Hughie: "Look at it wobble to and fro."

Noir: "It is wobbling of extreme pain."

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Ryan: (to MM) "You're a folding chair adult."

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Maeve: (about Deep) "Oh, I'll help him. He's illiterate when it comes to things with his eyes."

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Homelander: "You take the plastic bag, you put it over the baby's head, and you put it in the suitcase. Do you need me to demonstrate?"

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Homelander: (to Ryan) "I love women. I love your mom. I lesbian your mom."

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Frenchie: “I think you've gotten more skinny!”

Butcher: “I think she's adopted!”

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Frenchie: “It's like the ghost of Christmas past except it's Summer and he's a dog.”

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Kimiko: “I guess I’m miscarrying the next coming of Christ.”

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Deep: “Not Odysse-you. Not Odysse-me. Odysse-us.”

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Hughie: "Peace out home slices. Bro dogs. Murderers. Things of the sort."

[kerwinthefrog]

The Boys Incorrect Quotes #5

Maeve: “You’re voice is very high-pitched. Almost like it’s fake.”

Hughie: “I HAVE A HEAD COLD.”

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Frenchie: (even more obnoxious French accent) “HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE WEDDING PERSON! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE WEDDING PERSON!”

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Stormfront: “They should reflect on that. That was embarrassing.”

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Homelander: “Just keep making promises, you don’t have to keep them! Marriage is all about breaking things!”

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Deep: “I’m sorry my feet need to express themselves!”

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Homelander: “Will you…”

Starlight: (quietly) “No…”

Homelander: “Marry me…”

Starlighter: (quietly) “No…”

Homelander: “Pleeease???”

Starlighter: (slowly closes ring box) “No.”

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Deep: (to Sage) “YOU ARE A FINE SPECIMEN!”

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Homelander: “Go to your room! It’s bedtime!”

Ryan: “I’m going to my house.”

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MM: “No shit you’re not beating the insomnia allegations. Mf 1am.”

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Frenchie: “I’m going to go back to poking my fluid.”

Hughie: “THAT WILL MAKE IR WORS”

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Deep: “Yes I am birthing rn. I’m in labor chat hang on. Oh my God it’s Shadow the Hedgehog.”

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Homelander: “Cock and ball torture.”

Noir: “WOAH THERE BUSTER.”

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Butcher: “Goodnight chatthew.”

Kimiko: “no”

Butcher: “I’m going to touch you.”

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Deep: “And I was like… someone's birthday is soon, I feel it in my cunt. And I somehow assumed–”

Starlight: “WHAT.”

Deep: “It was you and NOT ME–”

Starlight: “IN YOUR WHAT.”

Deep: “Pussy feels, ya’know. I felt it.”

Starlight: “I–”

Deep: “Not like in a weird way.”

Starlight: “YOU–”

Deep: “I felt it deep within me.”

Starlight: “WHAT???”

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MM: “I can summon him.”

MM: “PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS DICK DICK BALLS PENIS PENIS PENIS.”

Butcher: (appearing out of nowhere) “Penis?”

MM: “GOT HIM.”

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Firecracker: “I’m in your dad’s DMs.”

Ryan: “Well you need to get out.”