#incorrect stormfront quote

[it-happened-once-in-a-meme]

The Boys: The Musical

The Deep: 🎵 I'm just Ken, anywhere else I'd be a ten. 😭 🎵

Homelander: 🎵 Is it my destiny to live and die a life of blond fragility?🎵

The Deep: 🎵 I'm just Ken! 🤗 🎵

Frenchie: 🎵 Where I see love, she sees a friend. 😔 🎵

Black Noir fan: 🎵 What will it take for me to see the man behind the mask and for him to fall for me? 🥷🎵

Musical intelude by Annie because she can sing: 🎵Can you feel the KENergy?☀️🎵

Stormfront, showing her powers: 🎵 Feels so reel, my KENergy 🌩🎵

The Deep: 🎵 My name's Ken 🎵

A-Train: 🎵 and so am I 🎵

Hughie: 🎵 Put that compound V in my hand!🎵

Everyone together: 🎵 So hey, world check me out, yeah, I'm just Ken! Baby, I'm just Ken. 🎵

Stormfront: And totally not a Nazi!

The Deep: And not a rapist-wait, what did you just say?!

*Bam*

Source: Just Ken sung by Ryan Gosling (Barbie 2023)

[totallycorrectsupes]

Stormfront: come on, I want to show you something

Stormfront: *turns and walks away*

Homelander: nice

Stormfront: that's not it but thank you

[it-happened-once-in-a-meme]

Warning: description of the Seven watching an adaption of a BDSM erotic fanfiction (nothing graphic)

👀🍿💿

Homelander, watching the adaption of a Homelander x reader fanfic: Yeah, this isn't right, me hitting her like that

The Deep, right next to him: No, of course not, you should never do something without a woman's-o-or anyone's explicit consent, and this one on the screen, she may have said yes, b-but the love-interest's eyes were glowing pretty menacingly, so you know, you should first make sure that she doesn't feel threatened-

Homelander: -because I'd put way more force into this, I mean, who am I, a kid? I've got so much strength, that bed would have cracked by now.

The Deep:

Homelander: And me telling her that I'm not down for a little semi-public sex? Phah! I've only had window sex like six times this year.

A-Train: ...

Homelander: And that's only because it was like...fifty?, maybe sixty times balcony sex?

The Deep: You know, when I was away, I learned a lot of stuff, mostly about myself and the world, but I also learned this word called "TMI" and you're doing that right now.

A-Train, putting some popcorn into his mouth and pointing towards the screen: More like doing her

Bonus:

Homelander: What does TMI mean? Am I getting old?

Double Bonus:

Homelander: They should make a movie about me and Stormfront, now that would be something. Ashley, why are you looking at me like that? Ashely, why are you walk-

Okay, but what I want to know is; what is the fandom culture like in the world of The Boys?

Are there people writing The Seven and Vought fanfic on Ao3 or a similar website? People talking about how The Seven are IRL found family, because they can’t see how much the supes fucking hate each other? Are people having to make apology posts for writing Stormfront fics after the news that she’s a nazi breaks? Angsty fics when the world finds out that heros are made, not born?

How much of the fics are self-insert of the author and their favorite supe? Is there a 500k+ college AU Homelander/reader fic that later gets turned into a book deal and then a movie, After style? How many people are making sad posts because their favorite C-list supe only has 50 fanfics about them and they’ve already read them all?

Is there shipping wars? Queen Maeve/Homelander vs. Homelander/The Deep? Fandom scandals? Did someone con millions out of fans with a fake The Seven dating sim? On April 1st, the Black Noirpocalypse?

Hughie was very publicly Starlight’s boyfriend for a little bit, as far as the fans know - is there fanfic of him out there? Does he have a little dedicated fan base? Better yet - we know Hughie was a The Seven fan before A-Train killed Robin (look at his room when he destroys it), did he read or write fanfic?

[bitchybutcher]

Stormfront: so, what’s for lunch?

Maeve: food, usually

Stormfront: no, I meant what are you having?

Maeve: an unwanted conversation

[teaaagan]

Cake

Y/n: Ready, what do you want the cake to say?

Stormfront: Oh my god, CAN YOU MAKE THE CAKE TALK?!

[therealhughiecampbell]

Homelander: I’m gonna be honest... I feel like you don’t like me.

Literally everyone: I’ve told you on multiple occasions that I don’t.

[totallycorrectsupes]

A-Train: every time I hear someone talking about updog, I'm torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke

The Deep: what's updog?

A-Train: updog is a sausage in a bun. Usually you eat it with ketchup or mustard

Queen Maeve: no, that's a hot dog. Updog is when a new version of something is released

Stormfront: no, that's an update. Pretty sure you're referring to that giant spider in Harry Potter

Starlight: no, that's Aragog. Updog is an upward-moving air current

Homelander: no, that's an updraft. An updog is a modern version of a henway

The Deep: ...what's a henway?

Homelander: oh, about six pounds

[totallycorrectsupes]

Stormfront: how old are you? Three?

Ryan: I'm nine

Stormfront: cool. I don't know anything about kids

[totallycorrectsupes]

Homelander: you lying, cheating piece of shit!

Stormfront: oh yeah? You're the asshole who thinks you can get away with everything you do. Welcome to the real world!

Homelander: I'm leaving you and I'm taking the kid with me!

Ryan, picking up the monopoly board: I think we should stop playing now

[totallycorrectsupes]

Stormfront: I can excuse racism, but I draw the line at animal cruelty

Starlight: you can excuse racism??

[totallycorrectsupes]

Stormfront: you're jealous

Homelander: jealous?

Stormfront: that's why you're being so negative about this

Homelander: that's absurd. I'm always negative

[totallycorrectsupes]

Stormfront, reading the reactions to her being a Nazi: wow. God forbid women do anything

[totallycorrectsupes]

Stormfront: must be hard not being able to laugh

A-Train: I have a sense of humor, you know

Stormfront: I've never heard you laugh before

A-Train: I've never heard you say anything funny

[totallycorrectsupes]

Stormfront: has anybody ever told you you've got anger issues?

Homelander: I prefer the term "leadership skills"

[bitchybutcher]

Homelander: love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake

Maeve: you’re literally making a valentines day card for Stormfront right now

Homelander: *pointing his hot glue gun threateningly* you’re on thin fucking ice

[bitchybutcher]

Homelander: Stormfront knocked the smug look off my face, but luckily I was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath