#incorrect fate quotes

[dailyfatecharlemagne]

Astolfo: Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Charlemagne's birthday invitations. Roland: Well, what are they supposed to say? Astolfo: "Charlemagne's birthday". Roland: So, what do they say instead? Astolfo: "Charlemagne’s bi". Roland: Roland: Works out either way.

[madmanwonder]

“Pleasure to meet you Princess Alicia Arcturus of the Kingdom of Feoh. I am Sir Gawain, the Knight of the Sun and member of the Knight of the Round Table of his Grace King Arthur Pendragon of Camelot.”

Gawain to Princess Alicia Arcturus

[argonometra]

Rin: This is actually kind of nice. You planning, me planning. We're like a Servant and Master.

Saber: If we were Servant and Master, the Master would serve iced tea and snickerdoodles.

Rin: I don't have iced tea and snickerdoodles.

Saber: A good Master would go to the store.

[hasmephydoneanythingwrong]

"Hiii, Gudaaaa. It's meee, the deviiil... I love youuuu… I’m having so much fun with you!”

Mephistopheles

[novena-proxy]

Guda: hey Nobu I was just wondering if you're religious?

Nobunaga: oh I'm antagonistic!

Guda: do you mean agnostic?

Nobunaga: No *gets gun* I mean antagonistic

[theendlessnessofbeingme]

At a justice league meeting discussing a major threat and if they should tell the public

Bruce: We don’t want to be causing an international crisis. I suggest we keep this information to only a select few individuals outside this room

At the Batcave

Bruce: News flash, we’re screwed

Jason: I knew it! I told you all that those lights weren’t just a league training gone wrong!

[fatestaynighttextposts]

[achromatophoric]

Enid: Wednesday, you’re my soul mate and I love you like—so freaking much…

Wednesday: I sense a ‘but.’

Enid: But can you please STOP using our RED STRING OF FATE to GARROTE people?!

Wednesday:

Wednesday: Even friends?

Enid: ESPECIALLY FRIENDS!!

Wednesday: Fine. *releases string*

Ajax: 😵

Enid: 🫢

Wednesday:

Wednesday: Hm. I uh—I will retrieve the Red Defibrillator of Fate immediately.

Enid: 😫

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

KID: I’m wanted in a couple countries.

Shinichi: Fifty, actually.

[fandomnerd9602]

Hi, this is been stuck in my head for days and I’m finally doing it, can you do a Male Dr Fate x Wanda Maximoff/Scarlet Witch as they bond on the fact their total opposites

Y/N: I am bound to the helmet of fate. I know where my future lies

Wanda: do I have a part of it? Your future I mean.

Y/N searches the future and smiles…

Y/N: how do you feel about a house, two little boys and a dog?

Wanda: that was my hex you saw. It was my past.

Y/N: no. It’s your future. Perhaps we can start off with a coffee date. You interested?(Winks)

Wanda actually smiles…

[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

Luke Skywalker: That's how you can always spot a Sith, Ben. They're always the ones scheming and conniving.  Luke Skywalker: Sometimes they do both. I call that: Scheniving.  Ben Skywalker: And you know what else? You can also tell they're Sith because of their red lightsabers.  Luke Skywalker: That too.

[naehja]

Shi Qingxuan: I did something terrible =( He Xuan, as Ming Yi: It’s okay, I have a shovel. Shi Qingxuan: What- no what...what do you think I did? He Xuan, as Ming Yi: It doesn’t matter because no one will ever know. Don't worry.

[incorrect-spiderverse]

*Miguel casually bleeding out on the floor*

Peter B Parker: "Is he going to be ok?"

Lyla: "Yes, just keep applying pressure"

Peter B Parker, leaning in closer to Miguel: "If you die, Gwen, Miles, Pavitr, and Hobie will have no supervision"

Lyla: "Not like that!"

Peter B Parker: "It's true!"

[argonometra]

Himuro: (to Shirou) You should write a book: How to Offend Women in Five Syllables or Less.

[hasmephydoneanythingwrong]

Vritra: You understand now, child of Indra, the power of sinning. And the red, mauve, vermillion Grail. And… all of the other ones that just happened to be lying around.

Arjuna: How’d you get those, man? HOW’D YOU GET THOSE, MAN??

Vritra: Excellent fucking question. 😈 Anyway, time for ME to ASCEND.

[fore-seer]