#incorrect fate quotes

[dailyfatecharlemagne]

Astolfo: Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Charlemagne's birthday invitations. Roland: Well, what are they supposed to say? Astolfo: "Charlemagne's birthday". Roland: So, what do they say instead? Astolfo: "Charlemagne’s bi". Roland: Roland: Works out either way.

[madmanwonder]

“Pleasure to meet you Princess Alicia Arcturus of the Kingdom of Feoh. I am Sir Gawain, the Knight of the Sun and member of the Knight of the Round Table of his Grace King Arthur Pendragon of Camelot.”

Gawain to Princess Alicia Arcturus

[argonometra]

Rin: This is actually kind of nice. You planning, me planning. We're like a Servant and Master.

Saber: If we were Servant and Master, the Master would serve iced tea and snickerdoodles.

Rin: I don't have iced tea and snickerdoodles.

Saber: A good Master would go to the store.

[novena-proxy]

Guda: hey Nobu I was just wondering if you're religious?

Nobunaga: oh I'm antagonistic!

Guda: do you mean agnostic?

Nobunaga: No *gets gun* I mean antagonistic

[theendlessnessofbeingme]

At a justice league meeting discussing a major threat and if they should tell the public

Bruce: We don’t want to be causing an international crisis. I suggest we keep this information to only a select few individuals outside this room

At the Batcave

Bruce: News flash, we’re screwed

Jason: I knew it! I told you all that those lights weren’t just a league training gone wrong!

[fatestaynighttextposts]

[naehja]

Shi Qingxuan: I did something terrible =( He Xuan, as Ming Yi: It’s okay, I have a shovel. Shi Qingxuan: What- no what...what do you think I did? He Xuan, as Ming Yi: It doesn’t matter because no one will ever know. Don't worry.

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

KID: I’m wanted in a couple countries.

Shinichi: Fifty, actually.

[fandomnerd9602]

Hi, this is been stuck in my head for days and I’m finally doing it, can you do a Male Dr Fate x Wanda Maximoff/Scarlet Witch as they bond on the fact their total opposites

Y/N: I am bound to the helmet of fate. I know where my future lies

Wanda: do I have a part of it? Your future I mean.

Y/N searches the future and smiles…

Y/N: how do you feel about a house, two little boys and a dog?

Wanda: that was my hex you saw. It was my past.

Y/N: no. It’s your future. Perhaps we can start off with a coffee date. You interested?(Winks)

Wanda actually smiles…

[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

Luke Skywalker: That's how you can always spot a Sith, Ben. They're always the ones scheming and conniving.  Luke Skywalker: Sometimes they do both. I call that: Scheniving.  Ben Skywalker: And you know what else? You can also tell they're Sith because of their red lightsabers.  Luke Skywalker: That too.

[incorrect-spiderverse]

*Miguel casually bleeding out on the floor*

Peter B Parker: "Is he going to be ok?"

Lyla: "Yes, just keep applying pressure"

Peter B Parker, leaning in closer to Miguel: "If you die, Gwen, Miles, Pavitr, and Hobie will have no supervision"

Lyla: "Not like that!"

Peter B Parker: "It's true!"

[fore-seer]

[cyber-streak-2]

Prowl: I have the sharpest memory. Try naming one thing I have forgotten.

The Constructicons: You left us in the parking lot 3 days ago.

Prowl: No, that was on purpose. Try harder.

[argonometra]

Himuro: (to Shirou) You should write a book: How to Offend Women in Five Syllables or Less.

[julio-claudian-saberface]

How I Saved Faerie Britain With The Power of Love

by Morgan le Fay

Chapter 1: The Power of Love

The first step in my journey was realizing that it is impossible to save Faerie Britain with the power of love. 

Chapter 2: The Power of Incredible Violence

[aaandbackstabbed]

Goldie: please don’t be dead

Goldie: please don’t be dead

Goldie: please don’t be dead

Scrooge: I’m alive!

Goldie, punching Scrooge repeatedly on the arm: I am going to kill you!