#incorrect exo memes

[midisdying]

Guardian: *looks at Nimbus and Rohan having a great mentor-student relationship*

Guardian: *looks hopefully to osiris*

Osiris: *keeps yelling at them about everything. Constantly tries to have the guardian rush into easly avoidable suicide level danger for the sake of speed. Doesn't care that at the beginning of the training strand kept draining them of energy, to the point where they couldn't use some of their power, making them more exhausted then they have been while FIGHTING LITTERAL GODS*

Guardian: ... So, this is the thanks I get for saving both you and your boyfriend?

[correct-kpop]

Computer: *making error noises*

Baekhyun: *mockingly imitates the computer*

Suho: why don’t you turn it off and turn it back on like a normal person born in your generation

[hoe-ly-taemin]

a thread of baekhyun smiling /being cute for anyone that's having a bad day like me :)

[taes-children]

*meanwhile in the exo group chat*

Jongdae: GUYS GUYS she's here. My princess is finally here 😍

Jongin: OMG congrats hyung 😍

Jumneyon: I can't wait to meet her 😍

Kyungsoo: @Minseok we are sneaking out RIGHT NOW!

Chanyeol: IM GONNA BUY DISNEYLAND FOR HER.

Yixing: IM AN UNCLE ❤️

Sehun: 😭😭😭😭

Baekhyun: What happened?

Jongdae: *typing*

Junmeyon: *typing*

Chanyeol: *typing*

Baekhyun: Did he finally buy that dog?

Junmeyon: BAEKHYUN!

[sleepypandarmy]

Mark: That's my way of doing things. When life gives me pain, I take that pain and push it down. And if that pain starts to come up again, I push more pain down on top of it.

Kai:

Mark: I mean, why confront things when you can avoid them, right?

Kai: Mark, would you like a hug?

[nojaemblog]

baekhyun: my bro is having a baby😍😍😍

chanyeol: can't wait to find out if I'm going to be an aunt or an uncle ✌️😘

[migitenitayou]

Kyungsoo: Hey, Jongin, do the thing

Jongin: What thing?

Kyungsoo: The thing that never fails to make me happy

Jongin: Oh *smiles*

Kyungsoo: Ok, thank you

[ryncorrect]

Chanyeol : *heavy sighs* everything hurts me and nothing matters in life anymore

Baekhyun : what happened to him?

Sehun : he made a joke and Kyungsoo didn't laugh

[blooming-cbx]

Baekhyun: what’s nostalgia?

Junmyeon: it’s when you miss something that’s really old

(later)

Junmyeon: i’m home from work!

EXO: we missed you!

Baekhyun: *whispering* nostalgia

[zitherr]

Baekhyun: okay, we need to get through this door but it's locked, Suho quick give me your credit card

Suho: here

Baekhyun, pocketing it: cool, Chanyeol kick the door down

[itstheghostofmypast]

Sehun: Aries is my favourite princess!

Junmyeon: Ariel

Sehun: No, Aries.

Jongin from the beanbag across the hall: You idiot! Aries isn't a princess!

Junmyeon: Thank you! Finally, someon-

Jongin: It's a washing powder brand!

Junmyeon: I..just...no I can't ev-

Jongdae: shhhh....just agree...we already did.

[lovely-nctzen]

SM: *busts down exo’s door*

Kai: I CAN EXPLAIN—

SM: BITCH SINCE WHEN DID YOU DID YOU LEARN HOW TO DRIVE????

[cupidoargiades]

chanyeol throwing a surprise party for suho

chanyeol: *ordering cake over the phone*

employee: what would you like your cake to say?

chanyeol: *covering the mic* guys, do we want a talking cake or is my too-much-gene showing?

kyungsoo: no wtf it means like, what words do you want to be o-

cbx & sehun: YES WE WANT A TALKING CAKE

kyungsoo: *sighs*

kyungsoo:

kyungsoo:

kyungsoo: fine we want a talking cake

[hoe-ly-taemin]

Taekai back at it again :0

[taes-children]

Chen: Guys...I gotta tell you something...Im gonna be a father soon.

Kai: OMG it's finally happening we're getting a baby.

Suho: Kai you are not...

Kai: We need to buy diapers and a pacifer and a giant teddy bear. Oh and a crib and these new baby phones with a camera in it and...

Suho: Kai! It's. Not. Your. Baby!

Kai *totally ignoring Suh*: And as soon as the kid can stand Im gonna teach it ballett and it will be such a star 😍

[sleepypandarmy]

Baekhyun: [sees someone rolling down the street in a shopping cart covered in glitter]

Baekhyun: pfft what an idiot

Baekhyun:[realizes it's Taemin]

Baekhyun: WAIT THATS ONE OF MY IDIOTS! *runs*