#incorrect emmerdale quotes

[chaliceni]

Bellatrix: Words are like weapons, they wound sometimes

Hermione: Wow. That's weirdly poetic for you

Bellatrix: Oh it's Cher, pet. 'If I Could Turn Back Time'.

[justherebecausemackenzieboyd]

Aaron: Look Chloe it’s not that we don’t like you..

Robert: it’s that we hate you like really really hate you

[missingdeath]

Robert: I’m a wanted man…

Andy: Impossible. You weren’t even a wanted child.

[chaossmagic]

Robert: As a response to not getting the attention I deserve, I have decided to cause problems on purpose.

[notcorrectemmerdalequotes]

Mack:  Go. The boys are in good hands. I know what I'm doing. I've read 10 of the Babysitter's Club books.

Moria: Really?

Mack: Yeah, I'm totally a Christie with maybe like a dash of Claudia. 

[pathological-interferer]

Noah: They're six they can take the subway!

Charity: Noah, that's crazy- they're babies. Vanessa, just call them an uber.

[aarondinglestan]

emmerdale incorrect quote

robert: i’m a massive fuckwad. listen to me speak like Dumbojet 666 midflight

copyright © © © ©  my mother for birthing my fingers

[oliver-starkk]

buck: i mean let’s face it we could all do with some therapy…

eddie: i don’t need therapy i’ve got you for that haven’t i. anytime i look at you and i’m feeling down i think could be worse could be buck

[funnyincorrectmcu]

Natasha: I've got my eye on you

Tony: Well, I'm a very pretty boy

[thepromisedbride]

Eönwë: Can you please shut up?

Mairon: Are you kidding me? I’m trying to genuinely talk to you, to have a conversation. Do you not want to share secrets together? To bring us closer?

Eönwë: I hate to say this but listening to you list off people you’ve murdered isn’t a great secret.

[chaliceni]

Andromeda: To be honest, I never thought you'd find someone good enough for you

Hermione:

Andromeda, glaring at Bellatrix: And hopefully being married won't stop you looking

[justherebecausemackenzieboyd]

Robert: *on the phone* we gonna tell them yet?

Aaron: not now “Marco” I’ll call back later!

Robert: huh ?

[texas-hates-taxes-too]

Tucker: we have a problem

Wash: is it caboose again?

Tucker: yeah

Wash: Don't tell me, he's hacked into the bank of America and taken out a mortgage on red base?

Tucker: I wish it were that simple

[this-is-krikkit]

Charity: it's really muggy out today

Vanessa: if I go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, I'm going to kill you

Charity: *quietly sips her tea from a bowl*

[notcorrectemmerdalequotes]

Charity watching cartoons with the boys

Charity: Come on Dora! You’re the one with the map! Don’t ask me!

[vanityincorrectquotes]

Vanessa, mentally: Wait is she into me? Quick, make a bad joke and see if she laughs.

Vanessa, aloud: Did you hear about the skeleton who couldn’t go to the party?

Vanessa: He had no body to go with.

Charity, laughs: That’s really funny

Vanessa: ...

Vanessa, mentally: Well, that’s not a fair test. That joke is hilarious.