#incorrect rvb quotes
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weatheredlaw · 6 months ago
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sixcrowsbooks · 7 months ago
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Tucker: does this mean I’m on my sigma grindset now?
Sigma: *facepalm*
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mephilesthedork · 1 year ago
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Grif: guys, I impulsively bought a snake, what should I name it
Simmons:how-
Wash: William Snakespeare
Carolina: not again
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halibellecter · 1 year ago
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OK, trying to treat someone for hypothermia without Having To Lifesaving Snuggle Them and getting increasingly frustrated: So you don't have an electric blanket. You don't have a heating pad. Or a space heater. There's got to be something-- look, what do YOU do when you're cold and you need to warm yourself up?
Simmons: Pushups.
Donut: Jumping jacks.
Grif: Simmons.
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alpha-churchrvb140 · 8 months ago
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tempted to start doing some incorrect quotes again since RT is shutting down 😔🤚
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shegetsburned · 1 year ago
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Washington : How does it feel to be the worst Freelancer ever?
Kansas: Shut up, your mother bought you mega blocks instead of legos.
Washington: You fucking take that back-
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plagues01 · 1 year ago
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Grif: Blue Bells betrayed me
Simmons: ???
Grif: I thought I grabbed mint chocolate chip. I grabbed almond pistachio
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theprotectmeconeparadox · 11 months ago
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Wtf it's December 2023 as I'm reblogging
" I'm backing in the fucking building! "
I've been in and out of this fandom for a while but somehow I always fall back into it around the holidays (merry christmas btw)
So Grimmons is canon now right?
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So Grimmons is canon now right?
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vahmedohsos · 10 months ago
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Velvette: What are they doing?
Vox, looking through a camera on his phone: They're talking.
Valentino: What are they doing now? Why won't Angel answer me?
Vox: I don't know, they're still just talking.
Velvette: About what?
Vox: They're video cameras, they don't have audio. I don't know.
Valentino: What are they doing now?
Vox: They're STILL talking!
Velvette: Well, read their lips or something. What are they saying?
Vox: I don't. Know. I can't. Tell.
Valentino: What about-
Vox: THEY'RE STILL. FUCKING TALKING. THEY'RE ALWAYS FUCKING TALKING. WHEN THEY STOP TALKING, ILL TELL YOU! UNTIL THEN, JUST ASSUME THEYRE TALKING!
Velvette: Well, let us look.
Vox, turning to her: THERES NOTHING TO LOOK AT! THEYRE TALKING!
Velvette: SO? Let me look!
Vox: When it's YOUR camera, you can look. But right now, it's NOT!
Valentino, looking over at the phone: Not anymore.
Vox, looking back at the phone: The fuck you mean, not anymore?
Vox: ...
Vox: They found the camera.
Valentino: Should've been watching it.
Vox: ...
Vox: They broke it.
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slyvester101 · 14 days ago
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Church: Tucker, why are there little handprints all over the base?
Tucker: Junior, why are there little handprints all over base?
Junior: Because I have little hands
Tucker: Because he has little hands
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agentcaboose · 4 months ago
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so I just finished my rewatch of rvb
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weatheredlaw · 6 months ago
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incorrect rvb (insp.) @emi-chan674
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link-is-a-dork · 5 months ago
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Ganondorf: "Just wait 'til you hear about my upcoming assassination attempt."
Rauru: "Oh, don't spoil it!"
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mephilesthedork · 2 years ago
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Carolina: York and I don't have pet names for eachother
Connie: right, what do bees make?
Carolina: honey
Connie:
Connie: huh, I thought that would work
Carolina: yeah, you're a fucking idiot
York, from the other room: yeah?
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halibellecter · 7 months ago
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OK: Can you think of anything that would help you feel better while the meds are still kicking in? You want some tea?
Wyoming: That... might help, truly. Wouldn't mind a cup. Thanks.
OK: No problem. You want sweet or unsweet? We have both kinds in the fridge.
Wyoming: ........I retract my thank you.
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thedarkladyofthenight · 10 months ago
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Badboyhalo: "Yep, hand to hand combat is the old school way to kill your foes. It harkens back to the honored traditions when combatants respected one another. Killing a man with your bare hands says we're all equals as men, except i'm slightly more equal because I'm still alive and you're dead"
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