#incorrect rvb quotes

[weatheredlaw]

[sixcrowsbooks]

Tucker: does this mean I’m on my sigma grindset now?

Sigma: *facepalm*

[mephilesthedork]

Grif: guys, I impulsively bought a snake, what should I name it

Simmons:how-

Wash: William Snakespeare

Carolina: not again

[halibellecter]

OK, trying to treat someone for hypothermia without Having To Lifesaving Snuggle Them and getting increasingly frustrated: So you don't have an electric blanket. You don't have a heating pad. Or a space heater. There's got to be something-- look, what do YOU do when you're cold and you need to warm yourself up?

Simmons: Pushups.

Donut: Jumping jacks.

Grif: Simmons.

[alpha-churchrvb140]

tempted to start doing some incorrect quotes again since RT is shutting down 😔🤚

[shegetsburned]

Washington : How does it feel to be the worst Freelancer ever?

Kansas: Shut up, your mother bought you mega blocks instead of legos.

Washington: You fucking take that back-

[plagues01]

Grif: Blue Bells betrayed me

Simmons: ???

Grif: I thought I grabbed mint chocolate chip. I grabbed almond pistachio

[theprotectmeconeparadox]

Wtf it's December 2023 as I'm reblogging

" I'm backing in the fucking building! "

I've been in and out of this fandom for a while but somehow I always fall back into it around the holidays (merry christmas btw)

So Grimmons is canon now right?

...

So Grimmons is canon now right?

[vahmedohsos]

Velvette: What are they doing?

Vox, looking through a camera on his phone: They're talking.

Valentino: What are they doing now? Why won't Angel answer me?

Vox: I don't know, they're still just talking.

Velvette: About what?

Vox: They're video cameras, they don't have audio. I don't know.

Valentino: What are they doing now?

Vox: They're STILL talking!

Velvette: Well, read their lips or something. What are they saying?

Vox: I don't. Know. I can't. Tell.

Valentino: What about-

Vox: THEY'RE STILL. FUCKING TALKING. THEY'RE ALWAYS FUCKING TALKING. WHEN THEY STOP TALKING, ILL TELL YOU! UNTIL THEN, JUST ASSUME THEYRE TALKING!

Velvette: Well, let us look.

Vox, turning to her: THERES NOTHING TO LOOK AT! THEYRE TALKING!

Velvette: SO? Let me look!

Vox: When it's YOUR camera, you can look. But right now, it's NOT!

Valentino, looking over at the phone: Not anymore.

Vox, looking back at the phone: The fuck you mean, not anymore?

Vox: ...

Vox: They found the camera.

Valentino: Should've been watching it.

Vox: ...

Vox: They broke it.

[slyvester101]

Tucker: I like you so much that when I see you, I get a boner. Not like a penis boner, but a boner in my heart. A heart boner. A heart on. An affection errection

Wash:

Wash, sighing with all the affection and exasperation of someone who’s horribly in love: Thanks

[agentcaboose]

so I just finished my rewatch of rvb

[weatheredlaw]

incorrect rvb (insp.) @emi-chan674

[link-is-a-dork]

Ganondorf: "Just wait 'til you hear about my upcoming assassination attempt."

Rauru: "Oh, don't spoil it!"

[mephilesthedork]

Carolina: York and I don't have pet names for eachother

Connie: right, what do bees make?

Carolina: honey

Connie:

Connie: huh, I thought that would work

Carolina: yeah, you're a fucking idiot

York, from the other room: yeah?

[halibellecter]

OK: Can you think of anything that would help you feel better while the meds are still kicking in? You want some tea?

Wyoming: That... might help, truly. Wouldn't mind a cup. Thanks.

OK: No problem. You want sweet or unsweet? We have both kinds in the fridge.

Wyoming: ........I retract my thank you.

[thedarkladyofthenight]

Badboyhalo: "Yep, hand to hand combat is the old school way to kill your foes. It harkens back to the honored traditions when combatants respected one another. Killing a man with your bare hands says we're all equals as men, except i'm slightly more equal because I'm still alive and you're dead"