#incorrect disney princesses quotes

[bloom-agreste-cheng]

Yeah. If we're going by order of princess movies, Aurora and Ariel are your two oldest. If we're going by the time period we think each princesses are from, Merida and Moana are the eldest.

Aurora: Snow and Elsa are not here, so I'm the oldest, which makes me the one in charge.

Aurora: And Ella and Tia are also gone, meaning Pocahontas is the second oldest, so she's my wife.

Merida: That's not how it works.

Pocahontas: Don't talk back to your mother.

[marigoldwriter]

Chloe: *kisses Red's cheek*

Red: *shock* ...

Red: WHAT WAS THAT?

Chloe: It's called affection, ma chère.

Red: It's disgusting!

Red: ...

Red: Do it again.

[tinderbox210]

Noa, at Mae: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Raka, from the kitchen: Would you like to stay forever!?!

(aka the campfire scene in a nutshell)

[fandomnerd9602]

moana x reader with reader taking maui spot as a legendary demi god but one thats much more appreciative and loving to moana

Moana and Y/N kneel before Te Fiti…

Moana: I couldn’t have gotten here without you, Y/N

Y/N: just doing my job as guardian of the wind and-

Moana kisses their cheek…

Moana: that’s for your help

Y/N grabs her by the hip and pulls her into a kiss…

Y/N: and that’s for being an awesome wayfinder

Moana giggles…

[smilelikeacheshirecat]

Chloe: I give you permission to say one bad thing about Chad

Red: he looks like Ellen Degeneres

Chloe: that's is so- *thinks about it* -freakishly true.

Get that out of your head Chloe! get the out of your head!

[flowerscentedartist]

Horror, points at sparrow: PUPPY!

Dust: What?

Horror bends down and pets the sparrow: Nice puppy

Killer: How?

Dust: Don't ask me.

[braxix]

Bear: *Breaks in and steals some muffins*

Galadriel, exasperated: Elrond, we all know that's you.

Elrond: Uhm, Galadriel? I'm right here.

[snorlax891]

Raya: *Drunk af and hanging off Namaari* Ya know, we should make out right now. *drunken, snorting giggles*

Namaari: *amused blushing* That sounds pretty gay, Raya. *holds her closer* Raya: *twirling her finger around in big, ever decreasing circles* Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyou're a pretty gay. *boops her nose* :D Namaari: *blushing harder* O-oh...thank you. Um...so are you! Hahahahahaahha! Is it hot in here? *awkwardly tugging at her collar* Raya: You're hot in here! Hueheuehuehuehuehuehuehueheuhe. ;) Namaari: *blushing even more deeply* Sisu: Aren't you two like, married? Namaari: *speaking through her teeth as Raya climbs all over her and gets handsy* That's not the point, Sisu!

[indianaclems]

[miabellaholtz]

Don't know if this one's been done already but if it has I'm doing it again cause it's too good to pass up

Atitaya: How did Raya get away?

Namaari: I let her go.

Atitaya: *mouth drops*

Namaari: I. let. her. go. Because shit got weird

Atitaya: *At a loss for words*

Namaari: Okay, I had her cornered. We were fighting. it was a normal altercation. And then my hand ended up around her throat.

Atitaya: *raises eyebrows*

Namaari: She looks me dead in my pupils, into my soul and says 'harder'

Atitaya: *stunned silence*

Namaari: *Picking up water glass with shaking hand* And I'm looking at her like... 'excuse me'

Atitaya: I do not have the mental energy to help you unpack this right now

[thestarwarslesbian]

Obi-wan: So you really believe me Cody? Cody: Obi-wan you are the last good person in the galaxy. I’d believe you if you said cartoon birds did your hair this morning.

[incorrectdisney-meea]

Moana: Snow is so nice!

Moana: She always takes care of me and the girls. And today, we're going to the flower fields. She promised to bake apple pie!

Kristoff: Adam once dangled me out of a second story window because I beat him in Rainbow Road.

[marigoldwriter]

Red: *stares out the window looking pensive*

Chloe: she's so pretty, so thoughtful ... i wonder what she's thinking about

Red, internally: wed-nes-day ... whensday? wendesday?

[forthetaintedmemes]

15!Dazai pouting: Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just an idiot in tin foil.

Oda: Chuuya didn't notice you were flirting again I'm guessing?

15!Dazai: At this point I'm going to have to construct an entire save the princess in the tower from the evil dragon subplot...

Oda: I don't think even you can pull that off.

*Years later, Dead Apple Era*

*Dazai getting a message from Fyodor about meeting up at a tower*

Dazai: My time has come!

[fandomnerd9602]

Anna and Kristoff walk into the library to find it blanketed in steam…

Kristoff: what happened in here?

The two peer into the steam and find Elsa making out with Y/N, a fire bender, on the library couch…

Y/N: I know there’s getting the cold shoulder but your touch is warming me up

Elsa: (giggles) that’s a lot coming from…oh! H-hey guys!

Anna stands in shock. Kristoff just bursts into a fit of laughter…

[smilelikeacheshirecat]

Chloe: Hey Red truth or dare

Red: truth

Chloe: how many hours of sleep did you get last night

Red: dare

Chloe: go to bed and sleep

Red: I don't like this game