#incorrect disney princesses quotes

[incorrectdisney-meea]

Moana: Snow is so nice!

Moana: She always takes care of me and the girls. And today, we're going to the flower fields. She promised to bake apple pie!

Kristoff: Adam once dangled me out of a second story window because I beat him in Rainbow Road.

[marigoldwriter]

Chloe: *kisses Red's cheek*

Red: *shock* ...

Red: WHAT WAS THAT?

Chloe: It's called affection, ma chère.

Red: It's disgusting!

Red: ...

Red: Do it again.

[tinderbox210]

Noa, at Mae: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Raka, from the kitchen: Would you like to stay forever!?!

(aka the campfire scene in a nutshell)

[fandomnerd9602]

moana x reader with reader taking maui spot as a legendary demi god but one thats much more appreciative and loving to moana

Moana and Y/N kneel before Te Fiti…

Moana: I couldn’t have gotten here without you, Y/N

Y/N: just doing my job as guardian of the wind and-

Moana kisses their cheek…

Moana: that’s for your help

Y/N grabs her by the hip and pulls her into a kiss…

Y/N: and that’s for being an awesome wayfinder

Moana giggles…

[smilelikeacheshirecat]

Chloe: I give you permission to say one bad thing about Chad

Red: he looks like Ellen Degeneres

Chloe: that's is so- *thinks about it* -freakishly true.

Get that out of your head Chloe! get the out of your head!

[flowerscentedartist]

Horror, points at sparrow: PUPPY!

Dust: What?

Horror bends down and pets the sparrow: Nice puppy

Killer: How?

Dust: Don't ask me.

[braxix]

Bear: *Breaks in and steals some muffins*

Galadriel, exasperated: Elrond, we all know that's you.

Elrond: Uhm, Galadriel? I'm right here.

[snorlax891]

Raya: *Drunk af and hanging off Namaari* Ya know, we should make out right now. *drunken, snorting giggles*

Namaari: *amused blushing* That sounds pretty gay, Raya. *holds her closer* Raya: *twirling her finger around in big, ever decreasing circles* Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyou're a pretty gay. *boops her nose* :D Namaari: *blushing harder* O-oh...thank you. Um...so are you! Hahahahahaahha! Is it hot in here? *awkwardly tugging at her collar* Raya: You're hot in here! Hueheuehuehuehuehuehuehueheuhe. ;) Namaari: *blushing even more deeply* Sisu: Aren't you two like, married? Namaari: *speaking through her teeth as Raya climbs all over her and gets handsy* That's not the point, Sisu!

[indianaclems]

[thestarwarslesbian]

Obi-wan: So you really believe me Cody? Cody: Obi-wan you are the last good person in the galaxy. I’d believe you if you said cartoon birds did your hair this morning.

[forthetaintedmemes]

15!Dazai pouting: Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just an idiot in tin foil.

Oda: Chuuya didn't notice you were flirting again I'm guessing?

15!Dazai: At this point I'm going to have to construct an entire save the princess in the tower from the evil dragon subplot...

Oda: I don't think even you can pull that off.

*Years later, Dead Apple Era*

*Dazai getting a message from Fyodor about meeting up at a tower*

Dazai: My time has come!

[incorrectdisney-meea]

Anna: Okay, that's enough! No more talking about Namaari!

Raya: But I thought you told me to get it out of my system?

Anna: I had no idea how much you had it in your system.

[marigoldwriter]

Red: *stares out the window looking pensive*

Chloe: she's so pretty, so thoughtful ... i wonder what she's thinking about

Red, internally: wed-nes-day ... whensday? wendesday?

[miabellaholtz]

Raya *in her bed, calling to Namaari*: Go to bed! It's 3 AM. If you don't, you're gonna hate yourself in the morning.

Namaari *from her spot in the window, reading by candle light*: Jokes on you. I'm gonna hate myself in the morning regardless!

[fandomnerd9602]

Y/N wakes up to find Rapunzel kissing then randomly…

Y/N: (giggles) what are you doing?

Rapunzel: sorry I just love you so much.

Y/N; I love you too. You know why I like your shorter hair look?

Rapunzel: why?

Y/N: makes it easier for me to do this

Y/N gently takes her face in their hands and kisses her back…

Rapunzel giggles…

[smilelikeacheshirecat]

Chloe: Hey Red truth or dare

Red: truth

Chloe: how many hours of sleep did you get last night

Red: dare

Chloe: go to bed and sleep

Red: I don't like this game