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Moana: Snow is so nice!
Moana: She always takes care of me and the girls. And today, we're going to the flower fields. She promised to bake apple pie!
Kristoff: Adam once dangled me out of a second story window because I beat him in Rainbow Road.
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Chloe: *kisses Red's cheek*
Red: *shock* ...
Red: WHAT WAS THAT?
Chloe: It's called affection, ma chère.
Red: It's disgusting!
Red: ...
Red: Do it again.
#THIS HAPPENED AND NOBODY CAN TAKE IT OUT OF MY MIND#charminghearts#descendants incorrect quotes#descendants rise of red incorret quotes#descendants rise of red#glassheart#red x chloe#chloe x red#redcharming#glassrose#red of hearts#princess red#red descendants#descendants red#chloe charming#chloe descendants#descendants chloe#princess chloe charming#rise of red#descendants: the rise of red#descendants the rise of red#the rise of red#descendants ror#disney descendants#descendants#descendants 4#d:ror#descendants disney
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Noa, at Mae: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Raka, from the kitchen: Would you like to stay forever!?!
(aka the campfire scene in a nutshell)
#incorrect quotes#kingdom of the planet of the apes#mae#noa#raka#noa x mae#i mean Noa is basically a Disney princess#he even has a pet that he sings to#i swear he was one step away from singing 'Colors of the Wind' to Mae at the end of the movie
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moana x reader with reader taking maui spot as a legendary demi god but one thats much more appreciative and loving to moana
Moana and Y/N kneel before Te Fiti…
Moana: I couldn’t have gotten here without you, Y/N
Y/N: just doing my job as guardian of the wind and-
Moana kisses their cheek…
Moana: that’s for your help
Y/N grabs her by the hip and pulls her into a kiss…
Y/N: and that’s for being an awesome wayfinder
Moana giggles…
#Disney#disney princesses#disney princess#moana#Moana x reader#auli'i cravalho#disney fluff#disney incorrect quotes
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Chloe: I give you permission to say one bad thing about Chad
Red: he looks like Ellen Degeneres
Chloe: that's is so- *thinks about it* -freakishly true.
Get that out of your head Chloe! get the out of your head!
#incorrect quotes#disney descendants#chloe x red#descendants the rise of red#chloe charming#rise of red#princess red#glassheart#red hearts#disney#chad charming
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Horror, points at sparrow: PUPPY!
Dust: What?
Horror bends down and pets the sparrow: Nice puppy
Killer: How?
Dust: Don't ask me.
#undertale#undertale au#sans the skeleton#sans#incorrect quotes#killer sans#killer#dust sans#dust#horror sans#horror#horror is a disney princess
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Bear: *Breaks in and steals some muffins*
Galadriel, exasperated: Elrond, we all know that's you.
Elrond: Uhm, Galadriel? I'm right here.
#And then they all start freaking out cause there's a bear in the kitchen#Elrond calmly corrals it back outside cause he's a disney princess#lotr#lord of the rings#incorrect lord of the rings quotes#silmarillion#incorrect silmarillion quotes#incorrect quotes#elrond#lotr elrond#elrond peredhel#eldritch peredhel#galadriel#lotr galadriel
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Raya: *Drunk af and hanging off Namaari* Ya know, we should make out right now. *drunken, snorting giggles*
Namaari: *amused blushing* That sounds pretty gay, Raya. *holds her closer* Raya: *twirling her finger around in big, ever decreasing circles* Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyou're a pretty gay. *boops her nose* :D Namaari: *blushing harder* O-oh...thank you. Um...so are you! Hahahahahaahha! Is it hot in here? *awkwardly tugging at her collar* Raya: You're hot in here! Hueheuehuehuehuehuehuehueheuhe. ;) Namaari: *blushing even more deeply* Sisu: Aren't you two like, married? Namaari: *speaking through her teeth as Raya climbs all over her and gets handsy* That's not the point, Sisu!
#rayamaari#ratld incorrect quotes#raya x namaari#rayari#rayaari#namaari x raya#namaari#raya#ratld namaari#disney raya#disney raya and the last dragon#raya and the last dragon#disney namaari#sisu#raya and sisu#raya and namaari#princess namaari#namaari of fang#ratld#raya disney#princess raya#raya of heart#namaari and sisu#they're gay your honor#they're in love your honor
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#ratld#raya and the last dragon#raya#namaari#rayaari#rayamaari#raya x namaari#namaari x raya#raya and namaari#namaari of fang#raya of heart#namaari and raya#incorrect raya and the last dragon quotes#raya and the last dragon incorrect quotes#raya incorrect quotes#namaari incorrect#namaari incorrect quotes#raya incorrect#namaari raya#raya namaari#lesbians#lesbians incorrect#raya & namaari#namaari & raya#raya disney#disney raya#princesse raya#raya princess#namaari princess#princess namaari
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Don't know if this one's been done already but if it has I'm doing it again cause it's too good to pass up
Atitaya: How did Raya get away?
Namaari: I let her go.
Atitaya: *mouth drops*
Namaari: I. let. her. go. Because shit got weird
Atitaya: *At a loss for words*
Namaari: Okay, I had her cornered. We were fighting. it was a normal altercation. And then my hand ended up around her throat.
Atitaya: *raises eyebrows*
Namaari: She looks me dead in my pupils, into my soul and says 'harder'
Atitaya: *stunned silence*
Namaari: *Picking up water glass with shaking hand* And I'm looking at her like... 'excuse me'
Atitaya: I do not have the mental energy to help you unpack this right now
#raya and the last dragon#raya and namaari#raya x namaari#raya#namaari#princess raya#disney raya#ratld#princess namaari#rayaari#ratld incorrect quotes
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Obi-wan: So you really believe me Cody? Cody: Obi-wan you are the last good person in the galaxy. I’d believe you if you said cartoon birds did your hair this morning.
#star wars incorrect quotes#inncorrect quotes#codywan#obi wan kenobi#commander cody#Birds would totally do his hair#Obi-wan is a Disney princess#And Cody finds it hot
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Aurora: Snow and Elsa are not here, so I'm the oldest, which makes me the one in charge.
Aurora: And Ella and Tia are also gone, meaning Pocahontas is the second oldest, so she's my wife.
Merida: That's not how it works.
Pocahontas: Don't talk back to your mother.
#disney#incorrect#quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect disney quotes#disney princess#disney princesses#incorrect disney princess quotes#incorrect disney princesses quotes#source: tumblr#Pocahontas#merida#brave#Aurora#briar rose#the sleeping beauty#aurora briar rose#snow white and the seven dwarfs#snow White#elsa#frozen#tiana#the princesses and the frog#Cinderella#ella
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Red: *stares out the window looking pensive*
Chloe: she's so pretty, so thoughtful ... i wonder what she's thinking about
Red, internally: wed-nes-day ... whensday? wendesday?
#glassheart#charminghearts#redcharming#glassrose#red x chloe#chloe x red#red of hearts#descendants red#red descendants#princess red#chloe charming#princess chloe charming#chloe descendants#descendants chloe#descendants rise of red#descendants: the rise of red#descendants: rise of red#the rise of red#rise of red#descendants ror#disney descendants#descendants#descendants 4#descendants incorrect quotes#d:ror
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15!Dazai pouting: Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just an idiot in tin foil.
Oda: Chuuya didn't notice you were flirting again I'm guessing?
15!Dazai: At this point I'm going to have to construct an entire save the princess in the tower from the evil dragon subplot...
Oda: I don't think even you can pull that off.
*Years later, Dead Apple Era*
*Dazai getting a message from Fyodor about meeting up at a tower*
Dazai: My time has come!
#Mori regrets ever letting Dazai around a disney store#The boy took notes and still didnt get his kiss#soukoku#odasaku is s t r e s s e d#odasaku sakunosuke#dazai#chuuya#bsd incorrect quotes#incorrect bungo stray dogs#dazai was living out his princess fantasy and noone was going to stand in his way#dead apple
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Y/N bows to Elsa…
Y/N: it was lovely to officially meet you, your highness
Elsa: (blushes) pleasure’s all mine.
Y/N gives Anna’s hand a kiss…
Y/N: I’m gonna go get you some of that delicious chocolate.
Anna: thank you, baby
Y/N walks away, leaving the sisters alone…
Anna: so…what did you think of my (Y/N)?
Elsa: w-would you be willing to share them? I-I never felt that way about anyone.
Anna: yes!
#disney#disney frozen#frozen#queen elsa#Elsa#elsa x reader#Anna x reader#princess anna#Anna#disney animation#disney movies#disney fluff#disney incorrect quotes#Elsa x reader x Anna
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Chloe: Hey Red truth or dare
Red: truth
Chloe: how many hours of sleep did you get last night
Red: dare
Chloe: go to bed and sleep
Red: I don't like this game
#descendants the rise of red#disney#rise of red#chloe charming#red hearts#chloe charming x red#red x chloe#chloe x red#princess red#incorrect quotes
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