#incorrect disney princesses quotes
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incorrectdisney-meea · 8 months ago
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Moana: Snow is so nice!
Moana: She always takes care of me and the girls. And today, we're going to the flower fields. She promised to bake apple pie!
Kristoff: Adam once dangled me out of a second story window because I beat him in Rainbow Road.
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marigoldwriter · 6 months ago
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Chloe: *kisses Red's cheek*
Red: *shock* ...
Red: WHAT WAS THAT?
Chloe: It's called affection, ma chère.
Red: It's disgusting!
Red: ...
Red: Do it again.
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tinderbox210 · 7 months ago
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Noa, at Mae: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Raka, from the kitchen: Would you like to stay forever!?!
(aka the campfire scene in a nutshell)
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fandomnerd9602 · 6 months ago
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moana x reader with reader taking maui spot as a legendary demi god but one thats much more appreciative and loving to moana
Moana and Y/N kneel before Te Fiti…
Moana: I couldn’t have gotten here without you, Y/N
Y/N: just doing my job as guardian of the wind and-
Moana kisses their cheek…
Moana: that’s for your help
Y/N grabs her by the hip and pulls her into a kiss…
Y/N: and that’s for being an awesome wayfinder
Moana giggles…
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smilelikeacheshirecat · 3 months ago
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Chloe: I give you permission to say one bad thing about Chad
Red: he looks like Ellen Degeneres
Chloe: that's is so- *thinks about it* -freakishly true.
Get that out of your head Chloe! get the out of your head!
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flowerscentedartist · 9 months ago
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Horror, points at sparrow: PUPPY!
Dust: What?
Horror bends down and pets the sparrow: Nice puppy
Killer: How?
Dust: Don't ask me.
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braxix · 4 months ago
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Bear: *Breaks in and steals some muffins*
Galadriel, exasperated: Elrond, we all know that's you.
Elrond: Uhm, Galadriel? I'm right here.
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snorlax891 · 11 months ago
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Raya: *Drunk af and hanging off Namaari* Ya know, we should make out right now. *drunken, snorting giggles*
Namaari: *amused blushing* That sounds pretty gay, Raya. *holds her closer* Raya: *twirling her finger around in big, ever decreasing circles* Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyou're a pretty gay. *boops her nose* :D Namaari: *blushing harder* O-oh...thank you. Um...so are you! Hahahahahaahha! Is it hot in here? *awkwardly tugging at her collar* Raya: You're hot in here! Hueheuehuehuehuehuehuehueheuhe. ;) Namaari: *blushing even more deeply* Sisu: Aren't you two like, married? Namaari: *speaking through her teeth as Raya climbs all over her and gets handsy* That's not the point, Sisu!
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indianaclems · 6 months ago
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miabellaholtz · 1 year ago
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Don't know if this one's been done already but if it has I'm doing it again cause it's too good to pass up
Atitaya: How did Raya get away?
Namaari: I let her go.
Atitaya: *mouth drops*
Namaari: I. let. her. go. Because shit got weird
Atitaya: *At a loss for words*
Namaari: Okay, I had her cornered. We were fighting. it was a normal altercation. And then my hand ended up around her throat.
Atitaya: *raises eyebrows*
Namaari: She looks me dead in my pupils, into my soul and says 'harder'
Atitaya: *stunned silence*
Namaari: *Picking up water glass with shaking hand* And I'm looking at her like... 'excuse me'
Atitaya: I do not have the mental energy to help you unpack this right now
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thestarwarslesbian · 2 years ago
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Obi-wan: So you really believe me Cody? Cody: Obi-wan you are the last good person in the galaxy. I’d believe you if you said cartoon birds did your hair this morning.
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incorrectdisney-meea · 2 months ago
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Aurora: Snow and Elsa are not here, so I'm the oldest, which makes me the one in charge.
Aurora: And Ella and Tia are also gone, meaning Pocahontas is the second oldest, so she's my wife.
Merida: That's not how it works.
Pocahontas: Don't talk back to your mother.
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marigoldwriter · 6 months ago
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Red: *stares out the window looking pensive*
Chloe: she's so pretty, so thoughtful ... i wonder what she's thinking about
Red, internally: wed-nes-day ... whensday? wendesday?
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forthetaintedmemes · 2 years ago
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15!Dazai pouting: Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just an idiot in tin foil.
Oda: Chuuya didn't notice you were flirting again I'm guessing?
15!Dazai: At this point I'm going to have to construct an entire save the princess in the tower from the evil dragon subplot...
Oda: I don't think even you can pull that off.
*Years later, Dead Apple Era*
*Dazai getting a message from Fyodor about meeting up at a tower*
Dazai: My time has come!
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fandomnerd9602 · 6 months ago
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Y/N bows to Elsa…
Y/N: it was lovely to officially meet you, your highness
Elsa: (blushes) pleasure’s all mine.
Y/N gives Anna’s hand a kiss…
Y/N: I’m gonna go get you some of that delicious chocolate.
Anna: thank you, baby
Y/N walks away, leaving the sisters alone…
Anna: so…what did you think of my (Y/N)?
Elsa: w-would you be willing to share them? I-I never felt that way about anyone.
Anna: yes!
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smilelikeacheshirecat · 3 months ago
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Chloe: Hey Red truth or dare
Red: truth
Chloe: how many hours of sleep did you get last night
Red: dare
Chloe: go to bed and sleep
Red: I don't like this game
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