#incorrect clone commanders

[crashlanding-skywalker]

Fox: "you're too addicted to caf" "you need to stop"

Fox: are plants addicted to the sun? this is my FUEL.

[headcanonthings]

Sith!Obi-Wan, holding a detonator: I’ll give you thirty minutes to say your goodbyes before I blow you to smithereens Cody: Can I get a different kind of blow? Fox: *turns and stares at him* Cody: … I said that out loud- Fox: YOU SAID THAT OUT LOUD Rex, to Sith!Obi-Wan: You can skip the countdown, just kill us

[tattycoram]

Cody: I swear on my brother's lives I am a straight man Bly: HELP I CANT BREATH, TELL AYLA I LOVE HER Rex: The light...its getting closer... Fox: MY HEART I THINK ITS FAILING Wolffe: If I knew I was gonna die today I would've bullied Fox more

[pisscord]

so i've been watching the clone wars show...

[slapyou-intheface-blog]

Cody: *Holds out a blaster for Obi Wan*

Obi Wan: I don’t believe in blasters.

Cody: Well, trust me, they’re very real. Now take it.

[phoneycam]

Based on this post.

For some unholy reason i don't finish to get, my camera just refuses to focus on the image... ALSO WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CHANGED THE LIGHT??? IT'S LITERALLY THE SAME PLACE WITH THE SAME LIGHT???? AAAARGHHHH

It is what it is i guess.

enjoy.

<3

[gars-weaponeer]

Incorrect Clone Wars Quote #3

Obi-wan: Your captain must be driving Cody off the wall with the crazy antics.

Anakin: Maybe Your commander is boring Rex out of his mind with all the procedure and regulations talk.

Obi-wan: With how different they are, i wouldn't be surprised if they didn't get along.

Anakin: I bet they can't stand each other.

-Meanwhile-

Cody and Rex piloting the same ship:

🎵AND I WILL WALK FIVE HUNDRED KLICKS🎵

🎵AND I WILL WALK FIVE HUNDRED MORE 🎵

🎵JUST TO BE THE ONE WHO WALKED A THOUSAND 🎵

🎵 KLICKS TO FALL DOWN AT YOUR DOOR~ 🎵

[fantasticgothicpeachsludge]

Cody siping his caf watching Anakin and Ahsoka blow up a building: Not my circus, not my monkeys.

Obi-wan running towards the burning building: MycircusmymonkeysMycircusmymonkeysMycircusmymonkeysMycircusmymonkeys-!

[obes-kenobes-benos]

Fives, standing on a chair: The floor is hating general Kenobi

Ashoka: *leaps into Anakin´s arms*

Anakin: *climbs onto the holo table while carrying Ashoka*

Rex: *lounges in a chair with his legs on the holo table*

Cody: *sits gingerly on the holo table*

Obi-Wan: *lies on the floor*

Everyone: nOo

[tcw-incorrect-quotes]

Fox visiting the 212th one day: Fox: Why do you look like that?  Cody, laying face-first on the floor: Like what?  Fox: Like you’re dead.  Cody: It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.  Wooley: Cody accidentally called General Kenobi “cyare” in front of everyone today.  Cody: *sobs into the floor*

[dixieconley]

Cody: ::over the comm:: How did the chancellor die? Fox: Tookas ate his face. Cody: Fox, I think you’re confused. I’m asking about the chancellor. Fox: Tookas ate his face. Cody: Look, would you just get Thorn or Thire on the comm? Thorn: Hello? Cody: Thorn, what happened to the chancellor? Thorn: Tookas ate his face. Here, Fox knows more about it than I do.

[z-socks]

Hondo: What we require is a diversion. I suggest Kenobi gets naked

Cody: No

Hondo: I could get naked

Cody: No!

[kara-ct]

Obi-Wan: So... Cody and I are very close.

Cody: Very, very close.

Anakin: Well, I know. You are very good friends.

Cody: We're not friends.

Anakin : What???

Obi-Wan: Cody! Of course we're friends! It's just that there's something else as well.

Anakin: What else do you do?

Obi-Wan : I don't know how to explain this to you...

Cody : Your master and I sleep together.

Obi-Wan : Cody!

Anakin : That's all? I thought you wanted to tell me something important.

Obi-Wan: I thought you'd react differently.

Cody : Me too.

Anakin : Why? Rex and I do that too.

Obi-Wan : What?

Cody : What?!

Anakin: Fives and Echo joined us last time. It's happened before that Jesse and Hardcase come too.

Cody : WHAT?!

Anakin : It's rare, but Kix also comes to join us sometimes.

Obi-Wan : Oh my god! Anakin! I didn't raise you like that!

Cody : I'm going to be sick...

*2 hours later*

Anakin: I don't understand their reaction, Rex! We didn't do anything wrong!

Rex: I don't know, sir. Maybe sleeping in the same tent as his general is forbidden.

Anakin : What? Even when it's very cold? That's ridiculous! Sharing a tent is the best idea to avoid freezing to death!

Rex : I know, sir. Their reactions are strange.

Kix : Maybe it's because General Kenobi and Commander Cody weren't talking about sharing a tent?

Anakin : What were they talking about then?

Kix :

[tattycoram]

Cody, holding a microphone: Captain Rex have you ever thought of having more children? Rex: You mean adopting? Cody: Adopting, abducting, however you got the twins Rex:

[deserthusbands]

anakin: cody, why are you wearing jedi robes?

cody: it’s halloween.

anakin: and obi-wan…?—

obi-wan appears in full clone armor, looking overly pleased with the outcome of their switch.

obi-wan: i’m commander cody.

anakin, dumbfounded: …of course you are.

[cloud-bees]

Cody, convincing Rex that Clone Force 99 can help them: I absolutely trust them. Rex: They’re not some kind of mad men then? Cody: Rex: Cody: I absolutely trust them.