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Bulma: Vegeta, say one nice thing about Goku.
Vegeta: Well, he’s alive.
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*The genin all nervous about the Chunin Exam:
Asuma: Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk?
Kurenai: *sighs* Kakashi.
Kakashi: Fuck shit up out there, but don’t die.
Guy: *wiping away a tear* So inspirational.
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Rex: If General Kenobi and I were drowning, who would you save?
Cody: You two can’t swim?
Obi Wan: It’s a hypothetical question, Cody! Who would you save?
Cody: My time and effort.
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Rex: I sleep with a blaster under my pillow.
Anakin: I sleep with my lightsaber.
Obi Wan: Both of you are pathetic.
Anakin: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?
Obi Wan: Cody.
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Cody: General, I think it’d be best if Captain Rex joined us on this mission.
Obi Wan: Alright! My fantasy threesome!
Everyone else: *blank stares*
Obi Wan: …Of people on a team.
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Obi Wan: I’m not feeling so good.
Cody: Why? What’s wrong?
Obi Wan: I keep getting a headache that comes and goes.
*Anakin enters the room*
Obi Wan: There it is again.
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Obi Wan: From now on we’ll be using code names. You can address me as Eagle One.
Obi Wan: Asajj is “been there, done that”
Obi Wan: Jango is “currently doing that”
Obi Wan: Hondo is “ it happened once in a dream”
Obi Wan: Cad is “if I had to pick a Duros”
Obi Wan: Anakin is…Eagle Two.
Anakin: Oh thank The Force.
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Sam: You bought a taco?
Dean: Yes.
Sam: From the same truck that hit Castiel!?
Dean, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain’t gonna help him.
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Castiel: What’s sexting?
Dean: I’m not having this conversation with you.
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Dean: I am so cool. I am an absolute Chad. I am the epitome of coolness and awesomeness-
Castiel: Hello Dean.
Dean: *Melts down in a flustered heap of softness*
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Five: I have the sharpest memory here. Name one time I forgot something.
Luther: You forgot me, Diego, and Klaus at the Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.
Five: I did that on purpose, try again.
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Viktor: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Alison: Maybe a bit tipsy.
Diego: Drunk.
Five: Wasted.
Klaus: Dead.
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*Reaction to being told they’re the Chosen One*
Luther: I won’t let you down.
Diego: Sounds fun.
Alison: K.
Victor: Do I have to be?
Klaus: No the fuck I’m not.
Five: Please God, I’m so tired.
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Gilthunder: Do you cook?
Meliodas: I made a cake once.
Elizabeth: Yeah, it was good.
Meliodas: Really?
Elizabeth: Don’t make me lie twice, Meliodas.
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*Diego, teaching Klaus how to drive*
Diego: Okay, you’re driving and Five and Luther walk out in front of you. Quick, what do you hit?
Klaus: Oh, Luther for sure. I could never hurt Five.
Diego, messaging his temples: The brakes! You hit the brakes!
Diego: …But yeah, definitely Luther.
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Five: Could you guys at least try to see things from my perspective?
Diego: *Crouches down*
Luther: *Kneels down*
Klaus: *Sits on the floor*
Five:
Five: I hate all of you.
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Luther: For self defense reasons, I’m going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.
Diego, Five, and Klaus: Alright.
Luther: If you don’t want to die, give me all your money.
Diego: Bold of you to assume I have money.
Five: Bold of you to assume I don’t want to die.
Klaus: Bold of you to assume I can die.
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