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I got a 90! But considering I pulled this paper out of my ass 8 hours before the due date, I'm entirely satisfied. Thank you for your crucial input, my professor absolutely loved it!

going from the reddit star wars fandom to the tumblr star wars fandom is giving me insane whiplash. the upside is that people aren’t bitching about every single imperfect detail in the entire franchise, but the downside is that i’ve seen more fanart of obi wan and commander cody tenderly knowing each other than i have ever wanted to in my life in the last three hours and it has probably fundamentally altered the way i interact with the entire franchise

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Ahsoka visiting baby Leia on Alderaan: Ahsoka: Leia, can you say Ahsoka? Leia:  Ahsoka: Come on honey, Ah-so-ka. Leia: Eepiuh Ahsoka: No, Leia, say Ahsoka. Leia: THREEPIO Ahsoka: You’re one little piece of osik, aren't you Leia: osik! Ahsoka: KRIFF, DON'T SAY THAT! Leia: Kriff! Bail, entering the room: Hey, Leia, having fun? Leia: Kriff! Osik! Bail: WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT?! Leia: Ahsoka.

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Hondo: Helpful grammar tip! Hondo: Farther is for physical distance. Hondo: Further is for metaphorical distance. Hondo: and Father is for emotional distance.

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Hunter: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve. Omega: I- I think you mean cards. Hunter, pulling the knife out of his vambrace: No, I really don’t.

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Fox: Coruscant Guard, what’s your emergency? Fox: What do you mean you’re being murdered? Fox: That’s illegal! People can’t do that!

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Anakin: I wish I could block people in real life. Mace Windu: A restraining order. Yoda: Murder.

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Luminara: You know, not every problem can be solved with a lightsaber. Ahsoka: That's why I carry two lightsabers.

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Bly: If we put Fox and Wolffe in a room, who would come out crying first? Ponds: The room.

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Obi-Wan: Here’s a question- What does “take out” mean? Rex: Food. Ahsoka: Dating! Anakin: Murder.

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Obi-Wan and Cody returning to the temple from a market run: Obi-Wan: Hey! We’re back from the mar- Obi-Wan: Obi-Wan: Anakin. Ahsoka. Why is Brother in the meditation room? Anakin: Cody told me to satanize the place! Cody: Sanitize, Skywalker! I said sanitize!

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Fives: You can trust me! Let’s not forget who pulled you out of the seas when you were six. Echo: Let’s not forget who pushed me in.

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Hondo: I want to be like a caterpillar.  Turk: Explain.  Hondo: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, wake up beautiful.  Turk: You know they have a lifespan of a week, right?  Hondo:  Hondo: That's just another highlight!

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Padme, walking into her quarters: Hello, people who do not live here.  Ahsoka: Hey.  Riyo: Hi.  Cody: Hello.  Rex: Hey!  Padme: Fox, I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!  Fox: We were out of Doritos.

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Anakin talking about his past: Anakin: I guess it was the day that I came home to a cold, empty house, one devoid of light and love, that I knew my sorrows would only grow.  Ahsoka: Master, this is the saddest life story I've ever heard! And you haven't even covered the teen years!  Rex: Oh, I'm sure it gets better, right General?  Anakin: Ha! No, at 9, things really took a turn for the worse.

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Maul: *slams books down in front of Savage*  Maul: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night.  Savage: You could’ve said literally anything else.  Maul: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.  Savage: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random crap. I won’t win. I realize this now.

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Aayla: I can't believe you've done this.....  Bly: I'm sorry, I didn't know-!  Aayla, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE! NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!