#incorrect chris Rodriguez

[incorectpercyjackson]

Clarisse: Parlay. My office. 5 minutes. *walks away*

Chris: Parlay?

Silena: Pirate code. Means she wants to meet.

Chris: So everyone here knows pirate code?

Silena: I understand it. I can’t speak it.

[f1rewr1t3r]

which characters would this be

"im telling you that girl/boy is trouble.. uh- where are you going"

"gonna go get into trouble"

[freddie-77-ao3]

clarisse: IS THIS A GAME TO YOU?! beckendorf: yeah actually silena: it's just uno???? chris: just uno? JUST UNO? WE FIGHT AT DAWN

[klaraakrstic]

Luke, staring at the grumpy wet cat sewer rat looking mf that is Alabaster: Why are you with him?

Ethan: He makes me laugh

[augustiscoquette]

I can't find ur rules so ignor this if it's against them but pegging luke. Like hear me out him being a little too cocky so u have to remind him

warnings: fem!reader, use of y/n, swearing, smut, pegging!m!receiving, Apollo!reader , Loser!Luke, dom!reader

"yeah, y'know I'm the best sword fighter in camp."

Luke said in a really flirty tone to a new male camper around his age. (It's a headcanon of mine that he's bi and really flirty but he would never really cheat)

"Luke. Cabin. Now."

Y/n says through gritted teeth.

"yes ma'am."

Y/n grabs his hand and drags him to the Apollo cabin, there where no kids in there as they were all doing there activities. Y/n throws him on the bed.

"strip you whore."

August said before crawling in the bed, As Luke was stripping she grabs his jaw she asks.

"you really thought, you were gonna get away with flirting with the new boy huh?"

Luke was already crying, as he was finally stripped.

"I'm sorry I'm sorry mommy, mommy I'm sososo sorry."

Luke says, choking on tears.

"turn over."

Y/n pulls out a giant silicone dick, rubbing lube all over it.

"NO, mommy please no, I don't want the big cock please please please please."

"I. Said. Turn over."

Luke turned over still crying his pretty little eyes out. As August shoved it inside, of his pretty little hole..

"fuck fuck mommy."

Luke said gripping the sheets, and staining y/ns pillows with tears. As he was being continually, being fucked his hole being stretched around the fake fat cock.

[fxiryeon]

Luke: HELP ! I TOLD Y/N I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK !

Chris: *pouring milk directly into the cereal bag* and you thought i could help ??

[killers-eve]

Clarisse: If I had a nickel for everytime I fell in love with a traitor from The Titan Army I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

Silena: . . .

Chris: . . .

[caleohateclub]

Chris: How does it feel to be voted "The Most Hated Man on Olympus" right now ! 🎤

Luke: It's a kingdom full of Neanderthals', I wear that title like a fucking badge of honour.

Ethan: What about the rumours that you betrayed Annabeth-

Luke: WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT

[a-french-coconut]

Stupid scenario my brain created

Will and Travis are driving through New York to get Will new medicine.

Will: Look Travis ! Your brother is in there ! (pointing at an asylum) Travis: That's funny... Will: Oh come on ! It's a joke. Travis: I got one better, look over there, Michael and Lee are waving at us ! (points to a cemetery) Will: ... Travis: too soon ? Will: way too fucking soon. Malcolm, seating in the back : Sometimes I doubt you guys are friends.

[beuatifulbuttercup]

titan army shit bc it's the only thing keeping my life together

Billie: Lou Ellen… Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor? Lou Ellen: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned. Billie: Billie: I wrote sanitize, Lou Ellen.

Valentina, wearing shades: Rule one of destroying the world. Valentina: does finger guns You gotta look good while doing it.

Ellis: Where did you get that tomato soup? Clovis: It’s actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.

Luke: Clownery. Tomfoolery. Absolute fuckery, I am going to revoke your life privileges.

Valentina: I never said I was gonna get back together with them. But I was thinking, they're in town, would it be the worst thing in the world if I gave them a call? Silena: No. No, Valentina, it wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world. It would be the fourth worst thing. Number one: a super volcano. Number two: an asteroid hits the Earth. Number three: All the Evel Knievel movies are lost. Number four: Valentina calls Ellis. Number five: Billie gets eaten by a shark. Billie: I’m Billie, and I approve the order of that list.

Alabaster: Why am I the bad guy? Ethan: I don't know, why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.

While the Squad is in a battle Luke, trying to warn about the location of an enemy: To the left! Chris: Take it back now y'all!

Billie: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face. Valentina: Valentina: I like you.

Luke: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without? Ethan: Ellis, probably.

Ethan: You're pathetic! Lou Ellen: You're pathetic-er! Alabaster: You're both losers.

Silena after Chris went insane: Chris, can I ask you a question? Chris: Sure, anything. Silena: Why don't you go back to your own house and leave us alone?

Ethan: I typed "bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway. Luke: Ethan: Vroom vroom, come out already.

Billie: Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Alabaster's birthday invitations. Lou Ellen: Well, what are they supposed to say? Billie: "Alabaster's birthday". Lou Ellen: So, what do they say instead? Billie: "Alabaster’s bi". Lou Ellen: Lou Ellen: Works out either way.

[everythingwasalreadypicked]

Al: Chris's death in the Labyrinth was very hard for us :(

Chris: QUIT TELLING EVERYONE I'M DEAD!

Al: Sometimes I can still hear his voice.

[applecidersstuff]

Hazel, Frank and Reyna getting a tour of CHB and being introduced to the chaos Annabeth has to deal with on a daily basis.

Annabeth: This is Connor, he makes stupid jokes. *points at Connor who is currently being bandaged by Will and looks like he just fought a giant*

A: These are Travis and Chris, they’re old enough to know better than to make stupid jokes. *points at the guys who are trying not to laugh/cry and are extremely annoyed they have to be here*

A: This is Clarrise, she has the tendency to beat up people who make stupid jokes. *points at Clarrise who’s standing behind Travis and Chris with a very angry look on her face*

A: These are Coach Hedge and Percy, they had spend 15 to 50 minutes trying to get Clarrise not to kill her brother-in-law. *points at Percy and Coach who look like they just ran a marathon and then had to fight another giant*

A: And that *points way behind everyone* is Drew, who told Clarrise that Connor made a sexist joke because his stupid joke pissed her off and she knew she couldn’t get him back for it herself. *Drew is laughing maniacally in the background while Piper is trying to scold her*

[incorrect-riordanverse]

um sorry but true love is when the most hotblooded scariest hostile warrior in camp falls in love with some hispanic boy who’s been completely discarded by whoever his godly parent may have been, thereby fuelling a resentment leading to him betraying the camp of which the warrior is extremely loyal too, yet instead of going after him when finding him at his weakest (abandoned and literally insane from the pain he’s in) she fights FOR him and does everything in her power to rehabilitate him because, through and through, she loves him still

[freddie-77-ao3]

Beckendorf: People who say “go big or go home” seriously underestimate my willingness to go home. Beckendorf: it’s literally my only goal for most of the day. Silena and Chris, horrified: Clarisse: personally i also enjoy starting fights but home is definitely top two

[pain-is-too-tired]

Michael: You’ve got to learn to love yourself.

Chris: But don't you hate yourself.

Michael: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused.

[augustiscoquette]

can you do a regina george x reader where regina gets jealous of Gretchen or Karen for spending too much time with them?

Yes I would love to do something more like the reader has to tutor Karen and Regina gets jealous trust this will be in the work soon