#incorrect chris Rodriguez

[incorectpercyjackson]

Clarisse: Parlay. My office. 5 minutes. *walks away*

Chris: Parlay?

Silena: Pirate code. Means she wants to meet.

Chris: So everyone here knows pirate code?

Silena: I understand it. I can’t speak it.

[pjotwitter]

500 followers post special featuring all the characters that have been in my posts + a few new ones ! ty for 500 followers 💖

[f1rewr1t3r]

which characters would this be

"im telling you that girl/boy is trouble.. uh- where are you going"

"gonna go get into trouble"

[pain-is-too-tired]

Random Camper: Aw, he's so cute

Clarisse: Thanks, he's a rescue

Chris, looking up from what he's working on: Please stop telling people that

[freddie-77-ao3]

Clarisse: I am a strong, independent woman Chris: …I’m a sensitive, clingy man

[incorrect-riordanverse-quotes]

Clarisse: I’ve only said “I love you” to three people; Chris, Silena, and Sherman. And one of those I regret. Michael: Which one? Clarisse: Sherman. He didn’t die, so now I look like an idiot.

[applecidersstuff]

Clarrise: Oh, my gods, they hate me! Annabeth: No! Lots of people like you Clarrise: Like who? Percy: Uh.. well me and Annabeth. We do Clarrise: Yeah? Percy: And.. um.. Chris! Chris's a big fan!

[klaraakrstic]

Selina: Thoughts on Luke?

Chris: So… Luke has thots now…

Alabaster: Crawling all over him like weevils

Ethan: They’re called priests, I think

[augustiscoquette]

I can't find ur rules so ignor this if it's against them but pegging luke. Like hear me out him being a little too cocky so u have to remind him

warnings: fem!reader, use of y/n, swearing, smut, pegging!m!receiving, Apollo!reader , Loser!Luke, dom!reader

"yeah, y'know I'm the best sword fighter in camp."

Luke said in a really flirty tone to a new male camper around his age. (It's a headcanon of mine that he's bi and really flirty but he would never really cheat)

"Luke. Cabin. Now."

Y/n says through gritted teeth.

"yes ma'am."

Y/n grabs his hand and drags him to the Apollo cabin, there where no kids in there as they were all doing there activities. Y/n throws him on the bed.

"strip you whore."

August said before crawling in the bed, As Luke was stripping she grabs his jaw she asks.

"you really thought, you were gonna get away with flirting with the new boy huh?"

Luke was already crying, as he was finally stripped.

"I'm sorry I'm sorry mommy, mommy I'm sososo sorry."

Luke says, choking on tears.

"turn over."

Y/n pulls out a giant silicone dick, rubbing lube all over it.

"NO, mommy please no, I don't want the big cock please please please please."

"I. Said. Turn over."

Luke turned over still crying his pretty little eyes out. As August shoved it inside, of his pretty little hole..

"fuck fuck mommy."

Luke said gripping the sheets, and staining y/ns pillows with tears. As he was being continually, being fucked his hole being stretched around the fake fat cock.

[fxiryeon]

Luke: HELP ! I TOLD Y/N I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK !

Chris: *pouring milk directly into the cereal bag* and you thought i could help ??

[killers-eve]

Clarisse: If I had a nickel for everytime I fell in love with a traitor from The Titan Army I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

Silena: . . .

Chris: . . .

[caleohateclub]

Chris: How does it feel to be voted "The Most Hated Man on Olympus" right now ! 🎤

Luke: It's a kingdom full of Neanderthals', I wear that title like a fucking badge of honour.

Ethan: What about the rumours that you betrayed Annabeth-

Luke: WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT

[pjotwitter]

[a-french-coconut]

Stupid scenario my brain created

Will and Travis are driving through New York to get Will new medicine.

Will: Look Travis ! Your brother is in there ! (pointing at an asylum) Travis: That's funny... Will: Oh come on ! It's a joke. Travis: I got one better, look over there, Michael and Lee are waving at us ! (points to a cemetery) Will: ... Travis: too soon ? Will: way too fucking soon. Malcolm, seating in the back : Sometimes I doubt you guys are friends.

[pain-is-too-tired]

Clarisse in tlo: Goodnight to Silena and Chris only. The rest of you can have nightmares

[freddie-77-ao3]

Silena: so how do we deal with this guy Clarisse: kill him Silena: I feel like that goes against my morals Beckendorf: kill him politely? Silena: okay! chris: chris: how do you kill someone politely?