#incorrect chris Rodriguez

[incorectpercyjackson]

Clarisse: Parlay. My office. 5 minutes. *walks away*

Chris: Parlay?

Silena: Pirate code. Means she wants to meet.

Chris: So everyone here knows pirate code?

Silena: I understand it. I can’t speak it.

[pjotwitter]

500 followers post special featuring all the characters that have been in my posts + a few new ones ! ty for 500 followers 💖

[f1rewr1t3r]

which characters would this be

"im telling you that girl/boy is trouble.. uh- where are you going"

"gonna go get into trouble"

[freddie-77-ao3]

Clarisse: I am a strong, independent woman Chris: …I’m a sensitive, clingy man

[incorrect-riordanverse-quotes]

Clarisse: I’ve only said “I love you” to three people; Chris, Silena, and Sherman. And one of those I regret. Michael: Which one? Clarisse: Sherman. He didn’t die, so now I look like an idiot.

[applecidersstuff]

Clarrise: Oh, my gods, they hate me! Annabeth: No! Lots of people like you Clarrise: Like who? Percy: Uh.. well me and Annabeth. We do Clarrise: Yeah? Percy: And.. um.. Chris! Chris's a big fan!

[klaraakrstic]

Luke, staring at the grumpy wet cat sewer rat looking mf that is Alabaster: Why are you with him?

Ethan: He makes me laugh

[augustiscoquette]

I can't find ur rules so ignor this if it's against them but pegging luke. Like hear me out him being a little too cocky so u have to remind him

warnings: fem!reader, use of y/n, swearing, smut, pegging!m!receiving, Apollo!reader , Loser!Luke, dom!reader

"yeah, y'know I'm the best sword fighter in camp."

Luke said in a really flirty tone to a new male camper around his age. (It's a headcanon of mine that he's bi and really flirty but he would never really cheat)

"Luke. Cabin. Now."

Y/n says through gritted teeth.

"yes ma'am."

Y/n grabs his hand and drags him to the Apollo cabin, there where no kids in there as they were all doing there activities. Y/n throws him on the bed.

"strip you whore."

August said before crawling in the bed, As Luke was stripping she grabs his jaw she asks.

"you really thought, you were gonna get away with flirting with the new boy huh?"

Luke was already crying, as he was finally stripped.

"I'm sorry I'm sorry mommy, mommy I'm sososo sorry."

Luke says, choking on tears.

"turn over."

Y/n pulls out a giant silicone dick, rubbing lube all over it.

"NO, mommy please no, I don't want the big cock please please please please."

"I. Said. Turn over."

Luke turned over still crying his pretty little eyes out. As August shoved it inside, of his pretty little hole..

"fuck fuck mommy."

Luke said gripping the sheets, and staining y/ns pillows with tears. As he was being continually, being fucked his hole being stretched around the fake fat cock.

[fxiryeon]

Luke: HELP ! I TOLD Y/N I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK !

Chris: *pouring milk directly into the cereal bag* and you thought i could help ??

[killers-eve]

Clarisse: If I had a nickel for everytime I fell in love with a traitor from The Titan Army I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

Silena: . . .

Chris: . . .

[caleohateclub]

Chris: How does it feel to be voted "The Most Hated Man on Olympus" right now ! 🎤

Luke: It's a kingdom full of Neanderthals', I wear that title like a fucking badge of honour.

Ethan: What about the rumours that you betrayed Annabeth-

Luke: WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT

[pain-is-too-tired]

Chris, learning how to drive: What happens if I press the gas and the brake at the same time?

Luke: The car takes a screenshot.

Lee : Please pull over. I’m driving now.

[pjotwitter]

[a-french-coconut]

Stupid scenario my brain created

Will and Travis are driving through New York to get Will new medicine.

Will: Look Travis ! Your brother is in there ! (pointing at an asylum) Travis: That's funny... Will: Oh come on ! It's a joke. Travis: I got one better, look over there, Michael and Lee are waving at us ! (points to a cemetery) Will: ... Travis: too soon ? Will: way too fucking soon. Malcolm, seating in the back : Sometimes I doubt you guys are friends.

[freddie-77-ao3]

clarisse: IS THIS A GAME TO YOU?! beckendorf: yeah actually silena: it's just uno???? chris: just uno? JUST UNO? WE FIGHT AT DAWN

[beuatifulbuttercup]

titan army shit bc it's the only thing keeping my life together

Billie: Lou Ellen… Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor? Lou Ellen: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned. Billie: Billie: I wrote sanitize, Lou Ellen.

Valentina, wearing shades: Rule one of destroying the world. Valentina: does finger guns You gotta look good while doing it.

Ellis: Where did you get that tomato soup? Clovis: It���s actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.

Luke: Clownery. Tomfoolery. Absolute fuckery, I am going to revoke your life privileges.

Valentina: I never said I was gonna get back together with them. But I was thinking, they're in town, would it be the worst thing in the world if I gave them a call? Silena: No. No, Valentina, it wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world. It would be the fourth worst thing. Number one: a super volcano. Number two: an asteroid hits the Earth. Number three: All the Evel Knievel movies are lost. Number four: Valentina calls Ellis. Number five: Billie gets eaten by a shark. Billie: I’m Billie, and I approve the order of that list.

Alabaster: Why am I the bad guy? Ethan: I don't know, why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.

While the Squad is in a battle Luke, trying to warn about the location of an enemy: To the left! Chris: Take it back now y'all!

Billie: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face. Valentina: Valentina: I like you.

Luke: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without? Ethan: Ellis, probably.

Ethan: You're pathetic! Lou Ellen: You're pathetic-er! Alabaster: You're both losers.

Silena after Chris went insane: Chris, can I ask you a question? Chris: Sure, anything. Silena: Why don't you go back to your own house and leave us alone?

Ethan: I typed "bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway. Luke: Ethan: Vroom vroom, come out already.

Billie: Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Alabaster's birthday invitations. Lou Ellen: Well, what are they supposed to say? Billie: "Alabaster's birthday". Lou Ellen: So, what do they say instead? Billie: "Alabaster’s bi". Lou Ellen: Lou Ellen: Works out either way.