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Incorrect Percy Jackson Quotes
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The quotes are mainly taken from my brother, TV shows and my daily life -She/her-
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incorectpercyjackson · 5 months ago
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Nico: Hello, YouTube! Welcome to this week's unboxing video!
*Nico, walking into a graveyard with a shovel in his hand*
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incorectpercyjackson · 9 months ago
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Leo: I may have been a little irrational today.
Hazel: A little?
Leo: SHUT UP!! 
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incorectpercyjackson · 9 months ago
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Nico: *Wears a slightly lighter shade of black*
Will: I see you're busting out the spring colours
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incorectpercyjackson · 9 months ago
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Chiron: percy is missing, can you find him?
Annabeth: what, do you think i have him microchipped or something?
Chiron: well, do you?
Annabeth:
Annabeth: yeah, hang on.
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incorectpercyjackson · 10 months ago
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apollo: imagine if you've got an ugly face and an evil mind, that's just loss-loss
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incorectpercyjackson · 10 months ago
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Leo: I’m saving my brain for special occasions. If i use it every day it’ll get dirty
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incorectpercyjackson · 10 months ago
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Percy: I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them
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incorectpercyjackson · 10 months ago
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Leo: Nothing better than leftover pizza. Cold, leftover pizza. That I did not pay for.
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incorectpercyjackson · 10 months ago
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chiron: my first act as sole camp leader will be to get rid of literally everything and everyone in this camp that wants to kill the campers chiron: why the fuck didn't Mr. D do this?
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incorectpercyjackson · 10 months ago
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Dionysus: Don’t you have class tomorrow?
Chiron, knocking back his fifth tequila shot: I’ll just show a video.
Dionysus: That’s why teachers show videos???
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incorectpercyjackson · 11 months ago
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Dionysus: It must be hard not being able to laugh.
Chiron: I do have a sense of humor, you know.
Dionysus: I’ve never heard you laugh before.
Chiron: I’ve never heard you say anything funny.
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incorectpercyjackson · 11 months ago
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Percy going into camp, reacting to water and water reacting to him, being confused about who could be his dad is the funniest thing ever!
Like Percy.... Open your eyes, go to the Athena cabin or grover and ask "hi, what water gods are there??"
It will never not be funny to me!
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incorectpercyjackson · 11 months ago
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It is time to pick up my Annabeth cosplay again, by the gods!
Urg I want to cosplay her again so badly
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incorectpercyjackson · 11 months ago
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Ok please tell me that the Pegasus Percy saw in second grade is Blackjack!!?
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incorectpercyjackson · 11 months ago
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Sally: Percy dragged you two into this nonsense? Grover: Literally. Annabeth: I volunteered
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incorectpercyjackson · 11 months ago
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Clarisse: Parlay. My office. 5 minutes. *walks away*
Chris: Parlay?
Silena: Pirate code. Means she wants to meet.
Chris: So everyone here knows pirate code?
Silena: I understand it. I can’t speak it.
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incorectpercyjackson · 1 year ago
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Percy: I just heard Grover call the dog a “fucking liar” because he barked like someone was at the door and no one was there.
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