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Nico: Hello, YouTube! Welcome to this week's unboxing video!

*Nico, walking into a graveyard with a shovel in his hand*

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Leo: I may have been a little irrational today.

Hazel: A little?

Leo: SHUT UP!! 

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Nico: *Wears a slightly lighter shade of black*

Will: I see you're busting out the spring colours

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Chiron: percy is missing, can you find him?

Annabeth: what, do you think i have him microchipped or something?

Chiron: well, do you?

Annabeth:

Annabeth: yeah, hang on.

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apollo: imagine if you've got an ugly face and an evil mind, that's just loss-loss

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Leo: I’m saving my brain for special occasions. If i use it every day it’ll get dirty

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Percy: I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them

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Leo: Nothing better than leftover pizza. Cold, leftover pizza. That I did not pay for.

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chiron: my first act as sole camp leader will be to get rid of literally everything and everyone in this camp that wants to kill the campers chiron: why the fuck didn't Mr. D do this?

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Dionysus: Don’t you have class tomorrow?

Chiron, knocking back his fifth tequila shot: I’ll just show a video.

Dionysus: That’s why teachers show videos???

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Dionysus: It must be hard not being able to laugh.

Chiron: I do have a sense of humor, you know.

Dionysus: I’ve never heard you laugh before.

Chiron: I’ve never heard you say anything funny.

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Percy going into camp, reacting to water and water reacting to him, being confused about who could be his dad is the funniest thing ever!

Like Percy.... Open your eyes, go to the Athena cabin or grover and ask "hi, what water gods are there??"

It will never not be funny to me!

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It is time to pick up my Annabeth cosplay again, by the gods!

Urg I want to cosplay her again so badly

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Ok please tell me that the Pegasus Percy saw in second grade is Blackjack!!?

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Sally: Percy dragged you two into this nonsense? Grover: Literally. Annabeth: I volunteered

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Clarisse: Parlay. My office. 5 minutes. *walks away*

Chris: Parlay?

Silena: Pirate code. Means she wants to meet.

Chris: So everyone here knows pirate code?

Silena: I understand it. I can’t speak it.

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Percy: I just heard Grover call the dog a “fucking liar” because he barked like someone was at the door and no one was there.