#incorrect captions

[1lostsoul0fishbowl]

Someone on Pinterest commented that it looks like Eddie is farting on Dustin in this picture, and now it’s all I can see and I’m absolutely haunted by it…

Eddie: *farts on Dustin*

Jeff: wtf Dustin, you stink!

Dustin: THAT WAS EDDIE AND YOU KNOW IT, JEFF!

Gareth: *sneaked out a silent fart under cover of Eddie’s loud fart; is smirking because he got away with it*

Grant: do you mind? I’m tryna get my munch on and you guys are ruining it

Lucas: Grant, I would like to formally lodge a protest that not only did our writers not bother to give you a name, they also made you into “token fat guy” by making you eat Doritos in our yearbook picture. This is truly unfair and I hate them on your behalf.

Mike: …Lucas, what the hell?

Lucas: sorry, I feel very strongly about this, apparently. Also, Dustin? You should see a doctor. You’ve got some digestive issues, man.

Eddie: *farts again* what… what kind of issues do you think he has?

[harringroveera]

They’re just silly boys in love your Honor

[orbch]

selfcest yaoi for the soul

[danmei-enjoyer]

HC: To die for you is my gayest honour.

XL: Don't you mean greatest?

HC: No.

[incorrect-upon-a-witchlight]

Kremy to Gideon after the gelatinous worm fight: babe are you okay? You’ve hardly touched your critical thinking skills

[finstanner]

The Acolyte Incorrect Quotes

[hisbucky]

Eddie: Remember the time you were kicking your feet when I praised you for the first time? Buck, blushing: That didn't happen. Eddie, smirks: If you say so, babe. [The (praise kink) scene that started it all]

[dont-offend-the-bees]

someone had to do it

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Grandpa: I’m back from my game of Russian roulette!

Jade: did you win, grandpa?

Grandpa: You really don’t know what Russian roulette is.

[just-jordie-things]

idk why y’all are always thirsting over MY man we’re literally married 🤨

[1lostsoul0fishbowl]

Freshman Gareth and first-time senior Eddie just got caught trying to skip gym class, May 1984

[smittenskitten]

incorrect quote?!?

[violasmirabiles]

voi saatana 💔 voi saatanan perkeleen helvetin saatana, etten sanoisi 💔

[sadhornydemons]

Incorrect Quotes Only

"What do you mean, you can't deliver a pizza to a dumpster?!"

"So I got all dressed up for the Ozzy Osbourne show, and GUESS what it was instead?"

"You're watching Hell-a-Novela? FUCK! I forgot that was on tonight!"

"Loonie, can you be a dear and pretend to be daddy's date for tonight?...What to you mean, 'I couldn't have phrased that more creepy'?!"

"Moxxie, I need new pants."

"So, Stolas...you down to help me stalk my employees for the night?...You are? Huh...You also stalk your employees occasionally?...Yeah...Well, sometimes record mine while I'm watching...Sure, we can watch it later!"

"Sorry, I just realized bags of garbage are more comfortable than my couch and needed to vent...I don't care if 'This is Wendy's!'...Well, fine, put that BITCH WENDY on the phone then!"

"The 'Burger King', glad I could reach you, I hope you're more patient than that red headed burger skank."

[chipthekeeper]

Incorrect Aldhani (on Ferrix), pt. 10/?

[sapphire-0f-the-seven-seas]

Hammer Head: Can you come collect your freak of nature child please? He's doing things.

Kaiko: No, I set him loose on purpose.

Will: He needs enrichment.