#incorrect captions

[1lostsoul0fishbowl]

Someone on Pinterest commented that it looks like Eddie is farting on Dustin in this picture, and now it’s all I can see and I’m absolutely haunted by it…

Eddie: *farts on Dustin*

Jeff: wtf Dustin, you stink!

Dustin: THAT WAS EDDIE AND YOU KNOW IT, JEFF!

Gareth: *sneaked out a silent fart under cover of Eddie’s loud fart; is smirking because he got away with it*

Grant: do you mind? I’m tryna get my munch on and you guys are ruining it

Lucas: Grant, I would like to formally lodge a protest that not only did our writers not bother to give you a name, they also made you into “token fat guy” by making you eat Doritos in our yearbook picture. This is truly unfair and I hate them on your behalf.

Mike: …Lucas, what the hell?

Lucas: sorry, I feel very strongly about this, apparently. Also, Dustin? You should see a doctor. You’ve got some digestive issues, man.

Eddie: *farts again* what… what kind of issues do you think he has?

[orbch]

selfcest yaoi for the soul

[harringroveera]

They’re just silly boys in love your Honor

[mipexch]

ive had enough of these two freaks 

[hisbucky]

Eddie: Remember the time you were kicking your feet when I praised you for the first time? Buck, blushing: That didn't happen. Eddie, smirks: If you say so, babe. [The (praise kink) scene that started it all]

[dont-offend-the-bees]

someone had to do it

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Grandpa: I’m back from my game of Russian roulette!

Jade: did you win, grandpa?

Grandpa: You really don’t know what Russian roulette is.

[incorrect-upon-a-witchlight]

Kremy to Gideon after the gelatinous worm fight: babe are you okay? You’ve hardly touched your critical thinking skills

[just-jordie-things]

idk why y’all are always thirsting over MY man we’re literally married 🤨

[smittenskitten]

incorrect quote?!?

[1lostsoul0fishbowl]

Freshman Gareth and first-time senior Eddie just got caught trying to skip gym class, May 1984

[sadhornydemons]

Incorrect Quotes Only

"What do you mean, you can't deliver a pizza to a dumpster?!"

"So I got all dressed up for the Ozzy Osbourne show, and GUESS what it was instead?"

"You're watching Hell-a-Novela? FUCK! I forgot that was on tonight!"

"Loonie, can you be a dear and pretend to be daddy's date for tonight?...What to you mean, 'I couldn't have phrased that more creepy'?!"

"Moxxie, I need new pants."

"So, Stolas...you down to help me stalk my employees for the night?...You are? Huh...You also stalk your employees occasionally?...Yeah...Well, sometimes record mine while I'm watching...Sure, we can watch it later!"

"Sorry, I just realized bags of garbage are more comfortable than my couch and needed to vent...I don't care if 'This is Wendy's!'...Well, fine, put that BITCH WENDY on the phone then!"

"The 'Burger King', glad I could reach you, I hope you're more patient than that red headed burger skank."

[violasmirabiles]

voi saatana 💔 voi saatanan perkeleen helvetin saatana, etten sanoisi 💔

[chipthekeeper]

Incorrect Aldhani (on Ferrix), pt. 10/?

[crushribbons]

(my impression of maddie @myokk every time she posts her art)

mad: sorryyy everyone this was such a fast doodle i did, just some warm-up sketches, no big deal!!

the doodle:

[paperlignes]

- why would you use a cologne?  - to annoy you.

dialog from: what we do in the shadows (2019-) gif request by: @unknowingly-a-bear​