#incorrect bible

[youknowsureyya]

Imagine Ziggy Stardust but it's david from the bible dancing with all his might

[amarshmallownamedo]

Genesis 3:28

28 And the serpent spake unto the angel of the eastern gate, saying,

29 well that went down like a lead balloon

[deadrosessociety]

Vegas: i can’t mansplain manipulate manwhore out of this one

Vegas: so manslaughter it is

[beautyandlifestyleblog86]

Fruit salad ✨✨✨✨

[kinnbig]

and that's what you missed on KinnPorsche! KinnPorsche + Glee quotes [4/?]

[theunholyvirginemilyprentiss]

EMILY PRENTISS’ GOODREADS:

THE HOLY BIBLE

multiple authors

★☆☆☆☆ 0.1

Overly-preachy narrative, too many plot holes. Profiled God as a malignant narcissist with an inferiority complex. Can’t blame Satan for lashing out at has dad like that, rebellion is typical of scapegoated children in a toxic family dynamic.

THE CATCHER IN THE RYE

J.D. Salinger

★★★★★ 5.0

Didn’t read it, five stars anyway because its reputation precedes it.

HOW TO FIND AT-RISK KIDS WHO GREW UP IN A 360-DEGREE ENVIRONMENT OF FAMILY VIOLENCE

David Rossi, Jason Gideon

★★☆☆☆ 2.0

Literally ruining my life. But two stars because I was high when I read it and it made my brain feel fuzzy in a good way.

THE LORD OF THE FLIES

William Golding

★★★☆☆ 0.3

Strong concept, disappointing lack of women.

SLAUGHTERHOUSE-FIVE

Kurt Vonnegut

★★★★★ 5.0

It’s so freaky-deaky, I love it.

Check out my Masterlist for more BAU scenarios

[casually-eat-my-soul]

Teen wolf characters as something I or my family members have said with no context

Stiles: “Do you like the feel of Satan’s Armpits?”

Derek: “I heard you.. I’m ignoring you😗💅”

Erica: “I’ll circumcise you”

Boyd: “Letting me stay home gives me more time to stay home”

Issac: “She’s probably gonna die soon.. HAH”

Sheriff Stilinski: “No degradation at the dinner table”

Lydia: “It’s not judgement it’s a peer review”

Malia: “I can smell your skin”

Scott: “So you said it was ok to rob old people”

Allison: “What if I accidentally stabbed you!!”

Peter: “rules are rules they don’t apply to us 😌”

Jackson: “I’m not equipped for poor people”

I will not be elaborating. Also if any of my family members see this, no you didn’t

[parrots-not-in-london-anymore]

Korn: How are you?

Great: Almost killed a woman and now I can’t figure out if time is wrong or wtf

Korn: My boyfriend asked me to fuck him raw

Great *reaching for the cigarettes*: This is why I smoke

[jubileesstuff]

Vegas: Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they're a wide-eyed mess.

Porsche: What the fuck kind of Subway are you going to?

Porchay: Substitute teachers deal with so much shit.

Kinn: Guys.

[ilivelikeimtrying]

Ambrosius: *laughs softly and earnestly at a lame joke Ballister just told*

Ballister: Your laughter is like music to my ears.

Ballister internally: If he keeps laughing like that I'm going to do things to him the Institute specifically said not to.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

DIRK: I now pronounce you, in the name of the church-

DAVE: the cheemch if you will

DIRK: You are now christened by the cheemch a resurrector of dead memes. Go forth with cringe and be free.

[imyandme]

where will we end…

[im-not-a-l0ser]

*in a group chat*

Richie: Hey, can I rant about the latest chapter of BSD?

Max: Nerd alert 🤓

Max: Shit, wrong emoji

Max: 😍*

[deadrosessociety]

Pete, trying to not get caught while investigating: So, you come around here often?

Vegas: *eyebrows raised* I mean, this is my house, so yeah.

(Summary of this scene basically)

[beautyandlifestyleblog86]

A fresh start is replacing your fearful and worry thoughts with confident, pure, hopeful and optimistic thoughts.

[kinnbig]

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