#incorrect ben hardy

[harumscarumcos]

MJ: Hey Tiger, are you wearing your running bottoms…and your hoodie?

Ben: Pete, are you going running?

Peter:…*walks out the door*

Felicia: Have fun. :)

Ben: Oh my god, what’s wrong with Peter right now?

Harry: Yeah, what happened? Are you guys okay?

Felicia: Peter is going for a run. If anything, we should be asking what is right with him?

MJ: He only goes running if he’s upset, and he’s wearing his sad hoodie.

Kaine: And by the looks of it, it’s been washed. Which is bone chilling.

Felicia: He’s fine. Everything’s okay.

Flash: *walking in with smoothies* I just passed Parker on the street. Running. On PURPOSE. OH MY GOD!

Felicia: Maybe I was wrong.

Flash: *opening the window* PARKER! ARE YOU OKAY?

Flash: I SEE YOU. AND I LOVE YOU.

Felicia: In my defense, no one here emotes in a normal way.

Ben: That’s fair.

[queenfan221b]

Gwilym: *Wakes up in the middle of night to Rami inches close to his face*

Rami: So we had this id- stop screaming-so we had this idea

Gwilym: What the hell,who is we?

Joe,Ben:*Beside of Gwilym's face*We had this idea

Gwilym: Fuck sake there is three of them

[chasingshadowsblog]

Review: Unicorns - Heart and Soul

Title: Unicorns Directed by: Sally El-Hosaini and James Krishna Floyd Written by: James Krishna Floyd Starring: Jason Patel and Ben Hardy Director of photography: David Raedecker Production designer: Robert Wischhusen-Hayes Art director: Chris Evans-Wilson Costume designer: Nirage Mirage Year: 2023

Unicorns is a story of worlds colliding and others forced to skirt around each other; Luke, a straight, white mechanic from Essex stumbles accidentally into the world of British-Muslim drag queen Aysha. After their first fateful meeting, they step tentatively into each other's lives, finding comfort and friendship in each other's company while being painfully aware of the outer world and how it affects them and their relationship.

As Aysha, Jason Patel balances an endearing confidence with a grim awareness of the world and her place in it. Aysha navigates her life with an uncompromising sense of self-preservation that stems from a desire to be safe in the world, presenting and identifying as her true self, but knowing that the world isn't safe for her to be in yet. Luke, a heretofore straight, single father, kisses Aysha the night they meet, but runs away when he realises that she is not the cis-woman he thought she was. After this night, Aysha and Luke become inextricably linked, each wholly fascinated by the other and any time one tries to pull away, the other won't let them do so. As a queer Muslim, Aysha is living a double life; she’s kept Aysha a secret from her conservative parents in Manchester while trying to keep Ashiq at a distance from Luke who is still coming to terms with his evolving sexuality. Luke invites Aysha into his family through his young son, but struggles with the traditional views of masculinity that are still evident in his environment and the people he spends time with. Ben Hardy is electric in the role, keeping his emotions caged, as he grows accustomed to Aysha's world and a new understanding of his identity, but always simmering underneath the surface ready to burst. Their chemistry is organic and honest and makes real a situation that might be unusual to many people, but is, ultimately, about trying to live your life.

Unicorns explores everything from sexual identity and gender roles to cultural identity, but it is, at heart, a love story between two unlikely people. Bearing in mind those tricky subjects, that love is never easy for Aysha and Luke even when the dynamic between the two actors makes it seem like the easiest thing in the world.

Other bits:

I'm trying to incorporate more crew into these reviews depending on what stood out to me, for Unicorns it was a lot of the aesthetic/visual elements

the colour schemes throughout the film are gorgeous, even when it's grey and brown and dull it's still so powerful and effective

I love how the film allows time for Luke and Aysha to connect to each other after their initial meeting; their attraction to each other is always simmering underneath but they don't act on it prematurely instead they get to actually enjoy each other's company before pursuing a physical relationship

as much as I loved the build-up of their relationship, I was left wondering about the connotations of Luke's attraction to Aysha as opposed to Ashiq and how Aysha/Ashiq actually identifies; at the end Aysha seems to embrace Ashiq somewhat more but I wasn't sure how Luke played into that and would have been interested to explore this part of their dynamic more (Unicorns 2 is what I'm saying)

the way they get physically closer to each other as they grow more comfortable in each other's presence - all of the visual cues in this film are amazing

PSA: if I've incorrectly labelled Aysha or there's an issue with me referring to her as Aysha/Ashiq please let me know and I'll edit, any mistakes are made out of well-meaning ignorance and I'd love to be educated on the matter if I'm incorrect! (I'd also love to be complimented if I've done well, just sayin' 😉)

[radiogagaga]

[At a sleepover]

Joe: What if the 'g' in gif is silent?

Ben: Joe, it's 3 am. Go to sleep.

Joe: What gif I don't want to?

Ben: Fuck you.

[incorrectqueenborhapquotes]

*Gwil doing something with Ben*

Gwil: Have you heard from Joe?

Ben: I'm sure everything is fine. We left him with Rami.

Gwil, already running back: THOSE TWO SENTENCES DO NOT GO TOGETHER.

*explosion in the distance, probably*

[greatkingrat70]

I HAD THIS IN MY DRAFTS SINCE NOVEMBER anyway enjoy

[justiceformeplease]

Incorrect quotes with Ben hardy and Reader

Disclaimer: non of these quotes are original smh, i used a generator and chooses ones which i think would suit Ben and reader the most

Y/n: Must be hard not being able to laugh

Ben: I do have a sense of humor you know

Y/n: I’ve never heard you laugh before

Ben: I’ve never heard you say anything funny

Y/n: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.

Joe Mazzello: You were flirting with Ben.

Y/n: So what? They're my partner.

Joe: You asked them if they were single.

Y/n:...

Joe: And then you cried when they said they weren't.

Y/n, pointing: May I sit there?

Ben: That's my lap

Y/n: That doesn't answer my question, Ben.

Ben: y/n and I are so close we even share a toothbrush.

Y/n: We what?

Y/n: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Ben: It’s not a joke.

Ben: *sniffles*

Ben: I’m a legit snack.

Y/n: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.

Ben: Three words.

Y/n:...

*Y/n and Ben skipping stones on lake*

Y/n: It’s such a beautiful evening.

Ben, whispering: Take that you fucking lake

Ben: The stars are so beautiful...

Y/n: They're just giant balls of gas.

Ben: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-

Y/n: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.

Ben: Oh...

Y/n, pointing a camera at Ben: There they are, our sweet baby.

Ben, holding a cigarette and a beer: What-?

Request are open for fanfics btw !!

[alexsmirrorball]

Roger: Do you realize how useless babies are? Like get a job you-

Brian: Are you high?

Roger: No Bri it's "hi how r u?"

Freddie: *disappointed*

[rtdrowze]

Freddie *talking about a night at the opera*: we can only have 4 songs on the b-side

Roger: why’s that

Freddie: cause Brian wrote a fucking 8 minute one

[incorrectborhapquotes]

Ben: I need you to look straight into my eyes.

Joe: You know I can't look at those eyes and be straight.

[queenfan221b]

Rami: *Screams*

Gwilym: *Screams even louder to maintain dominance*

Ben:Should we do something

Joe: No I wanna see who wins

[eunoiaths]

wow i love queen

[radiogagaga]

Joe: Ow! My armkle!

Rami: Your what?

Ben, sighing: His wrist.

[incorrectqueenborhapquotes]

Joe: hey, sorry i'm late, I overslept

Ben: It's 4:30 PM, what time did you go to sleep?

Joe: 2 pm

Ben: ...

Ben: We were supposed to film at 1

[kurt-nightcrawler]

Y/N: our placements say we have a low chance of working out. I’m a Taurus and you’re an Aquarius

Warren, who doesn’t know astrology: no? I’m an angel?

[greatkingrat70]