#deacury incorrect quotes

[deaconskookyinsaneblog]

Freddie, driving, singing along to the little einsteins theme song: we're going on a trip

Roger: in our favourite piece of shit!

Deacy: doing 95!

Brian, panicked: we're gonna fucking die!

[queenfanatics]

John: I touch myself when I think about you.

Freddie: 😏😍

John: And what I mean by that is - I rub my temples because you give me a headache.

Freddie: 😧

[maleahmercury]

John: I think I'm falling for you.

Freddie: Then get up.

[queenfanatics]

Deacury in a nutshell.

Imagine Your OTP #577

Person A: Would you still love me if I was a spider?

Person B: Isn't it supposed to be worms?

Person A: Yes, but you're not scared of worms. I want to know how MUCH you love me. So, would you still love me if I turned into your biggest fear?

Person B:

Person B: I'm not even sure I love you right now, if I'm being totally honest.

[ragingmolrat]

John: how we looking?

Freddie: sexy, but not like we're trying too hard

John: like sure, we're trying, but it's almost effortless

[cl16clerc]

Rog: Fred isn’t answering his phone

Deaky: I’ll call

Rog: Bri and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Freddie: Hello?

[maleahmercury]

NOT ME SIMPING FOR A DRAWING- 😭✋

Can I request Brian having some naughty solo time?

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[incorrectborhapquotes]

John: I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

Freddie, smirking: Well, you put down the toilet seat!

John: Yes, dear.

Brian: Is that a bit you guys do?

Freddie: Uh-huh. We're playing you two.

Brian: We don't do that.

Brian [to Roger]: Tell him we don't do that!

Roger: Yes, dear.

[bracketsontoast]

Freddie: this has been a though day, but being a witness of Deaky trying to convince Roger that J. R. R. Tolkien real name is "Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien" had surely brought my mood all the way up again

(Inspired by a @pinkfloydincorrect)

[queenfanatics]

John: Freddie and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us.

Roger: *Sighing* What did Freddie do?

John: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...

Freddie: Who wants a steering wheel?

[diarrheaisnotapersonalitytrait]

Deaky: "Sleepy" is so much better and cuter than "tired." Everyone needs to stop using "tired" and start saying "sleepy" instead.

Freddie: I'm so sleepy of you waking me up at 3 am to tell me these things.

[sweepinguptheemeraldbar]

Fraddie: Darling, can you pass the salt?

John: [throws Brian across the table]

[ragingmolrat]

Freddie: well, has Brian ever been wrong?

Roger: how wide awake we willing to open this up?

[incorrectqueenborhapquotes]

Freddie: Get a life

Deaky: Make one with me you coward

Freddie: oh, alright darling

Deaky: Wait, really?

[incorrectborhapquotes]

Freddie: Have you seen Deaky?

Brian: Not since this morning. Why? Is he missing?

Freddie: No, he’s fine. He’s just really handsome and I want people to see him.

[bismillahnah-blog]

Brian: it's just so frustrating

Roger: what it is?

Brian: Freddie keeps dropping obvious hints that he's into John, yet John is completely oblivious

Roger, wearing a "BRIAN PLEASE DATE ME" shirt: yeah lol