#yes im watching new girls

[harumscarumcos]

MJ: Hey Tiger, are you wearing your running bottoms…and your hoodie?

Ben: Pete, are you going running?

Peter:…*walks out the door*

Felicia: Have fun. :)

Ben: Oh my god, what’s wrong with Peter right now?

Harry: Yeah, what happened? Are you guys okay?

Felicia: Peter is going for a run. If anything, we should be asking what is right with him?

MJ: He only goes running if he’s upset, and he’s wearing his sad hoodie.

Kaine: And by the looks of it, it’s been washed. Which is bone chilling.

Felicia: He’s fine. Everything’s okay.

Flash: *walking in with smoothies* I just passed Parker on the street. Running. On PURPOSE. OH MY GOD!

Felicia: Maybe I was wrong.

Flash: *opening the window* PARKER! ARE YOU OKAY?

Flash: I SEE YOU. AND I LOVE YOU.

Felicia: In my defense, no one here emotes in a normal way.

Ben: That’s fair.

[artsycooky13]

top 3 fave bbys in the burrito show (bonus SUPER LONG tags on how i feel bout the characters)

[hauntingblue]

Last arcane episode ever..... here we fucking go....

[guckies]

Been seeing all the discussion about Tubbo being Em’s parents and…. 😬

It’s like we get a girl egg with all moms and it’s now feels like people are saying “she needs a dad!!” because a male is treating her like family…

I’m all for Tubbo being family to Empanada but being her dad?? It feels a lot like there are some misogynistic undertones there. Like family is not just parents it can be literally anything, same way Pepito has Foolish being grandma. Tubbo can have the same and be family in some way to Em.

But it’s like we have an all girl family but because the egg is interacting with others, people are inserting the males into it(the parent dynamic). Which just reads wrong when a majority of the island is male relationships and prominent male families where the girls are mainly just aunts to the children.

Have your headcannons but don’t try to insert them into the canon with your posts especially when a majority of the server relationships are male prominent.

[obliviouskara]

how's my favourite mutual doing?

hello to you too, equally favorite mutual. oh yknow, just basking in my post birthday celebration nothing special

[the-kneesbees]

see what I want is to open a beloved diner in a small but charming new england town but unfortunately I don't think that would be a reliable enough source of income in this day and age

[whiskeyswifty]

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[thedeadthree]

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DAPPLED SUNLIGHT

you see all the beautiful things in life. you're always looking to learn and be better, especially from the world around you. thank you for believing so strongly in goodness. art reference: woodland glade by david poulter

A LONELY PERSON

though you may be quiet, your heart is full of longing. you spend much of your time with your own mind, and that may very well be a beautiful thing. art reference: automat by edward hopper

BURNING HOUSES

your heart flies wild and free. you have the mind of an artist, spilling with ideas and dreams. art reference: burning house by lois dodd

THE MOON

you're a lover, a dreamer. you gaze wistfully at the sky, seeing the infinite gorgeousness of the natural world and wishing it could translate to your real life. art reference: the starry night by vincent van gogh (because, of course, what other moon could i possibly include?)

HANDS

is your love language touch? i suppose it might not be, but i also suppose you might just like being held. you might see the art in human bodies. art reference: loneliness of night by kaye donachie

BLOOD IN RELIGIOUS DEPICTIONS

you think in violence, but not necessarily antagonism or hatred. it is more just in the physicality, the vulnerability of it all. art reference: prometheus bound by peter paul rubens

[mikereads]

Blair walks in with a guy who is not a boyfriend but a dear, dear friend. (Way to put the emphasis on friend Blair loll, not gay at all)

Jo immediately:

Blair “that’s our Jo” Warner aka miss. lesbian gushing over Jo when a guy she knew her whole life is right there. Girl chill but also it’s a guy her family hoped she would date cause of bloodlines 🤮 and heteronormativity. Oh Blair I’m sorry. Pls listen to Donna Summers and come out already.

[arataka-reigen]

I watched Twilight a few days ago. And that movie is So Good, like,, unironically it is a very good movie, the dialogue is amazing, the cinematography is pretty, the mood of the movie is well established with the blue filter and sopping wet look everything has... does it have an incredibly cringe romantic plot? Yes, but it is very charming if you ignore all the problematic stuff. And it is so funny i spent the first half of the movie laughing way too hard. I am so disappointed with the rest of the series because that first movie is worth a billion dollars. To me.

[timeisacephalopod]

I am so tired of all new media being sequels and remakes and threequels and remakes and reboots and remakes and prequels and remakes and the lack of any creativity in nearly any creative field right now is absurd. I know Hollywood is allergic to change because that might not make a gagillion dollars for them but if you're that obsessed with money and also a vacuous black hole when it comes to creativity you should have been an econ major and gotten a job writing Business Insider articles and left creativity to people who know what they're doing.

[fortunatefool]

Anyone else hold watership down too close to your heart? with near religious veneration? Was I a neglected special needs child who was exposed to early to concepts like passionless cruelty, the futility of struggle against higher power, and the awful awareness of your place at the bottom of the food chain? Anyone else describe their life with flowery and overt metaphors, only to always come back to describing my life as feeling like a lone rabbit trying to run through an endless empty field? With no help, and no shelter, and no end to the race against the predators that are surely snapping at my back while I sprint? Fueled and cursed with unnatural stamina so that while I may never tire, so too may I never rest. If they catch you they will kill you. But first they must catch you. I'm going insane

[hauntingblue]

Episode 8 I am so scared....

[greyeyedmonster-18]

(all im saying is that [insert popular book/tv/movie here] AU's that use...the same plot lines and same dialogue and same place and same everything but just...rename the characters...

are not it.

like if you're writing a new girl AU and you're taking the TV shows jokes, and storylines and everything else and just naming the characters differently...I'm sorry but, you didn't actually write anything.)

[wildstar25]

How it started:

Both hot on the trail of some mysterious kidnappers, a new adventurer encounters a self proclaimed "naturalist" monitoring the local aether. They are ambushed by those who's plans they attempted to foil and the two have no choice but to take up arms against a rampaging goobbue. A comfortable sense of familiarity bubbled to the surface like sea foam on water's edge as they fought side by side. It's as if this had happened once before... but that couldn't be true. This is the first time the two have ever encountered each other. So then why did this feeling linger? Perhaps some turn of fate may prove itself the answer to this mystery. Until such time there were far more pressing matters to attend.

It was odd. She thought she'd be angrier when it was revealed her race for the elemental aethersand was all in good jest. Had she not been so consumed with the anxiety of letting her friend Cid down maybe she could have enjoyed the race a bit more. Yet when G'raha flashed her a playful smile upon his grand entrance any semblance of a grudge nesting in Arsay's gut was quickly replaced with a fluttering feeling. She didn't know why but she couldn't take her eyes off him and, strangely enough, it seemed as if he couldn't take his eyes off her either. His gaze always darting back towards her even as he addressed the group of expeditioners. When it came to scholarly-types there has always been a degree of hesitancy from Arsay to engage in conversation; but that clear display of adventurous spirit gave her some hope. Someone as keen on Allag history as him would surely appreciate seeing the summoner soulstone she possessed. It's been some time since she felt this excited to talk to someone.

A man unable to bare the full truth of his circumstances to others and a woman unwilling to be lied to nor led astray; needless to say, the two were at odds from the moment they met. The Exarch claimed he had only the best intentions- that he wished only to prevent catastrophe- but the way his tone shifted when speaking about her the warrior of light gave her pause. It did not take long for Y'shtola to strike out on her own. Until he could prove himself trustworthy, she would not be made a unknowing pawn. That he could not win over Y'shtola did not surprise the Exarch, Urianger warned him it was a fruitless effort; however, he was stunned to learn that his guiding star kept company with someone who possessed such a sharp tongue.

How it's going:

How could someone be so lucky? That's the question Arsay asks herself every nearly everyday. Nearly three moons have passed since they all privately exchanged vows of commitment to each other. It's not as if they really needed to, their love for one another was more than clear, but after a slip of the tongue it became inevitable outcome. As G'raha once said: "Promises are what keep them together.". So together they shall be, from now till forever.

Hey... hey anyone with wolships or other FFXIV ships (since I know not everyone's characters are WoL).

Show me your "How it started // How it's going" can be gpose, art, writing. I just want to know about your ffxiv ships. Can be OCxOC, OCxNPC, Polyships, multiships, or anything else I didn't account for.

[ariesloona]

i wanted to like maisy stella so bad but whyyy does she sound like jojo siwa. just making everything harder for me.