#if it aint obvious well. melina is amber’s dog 💀
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woodsborostabathon · 2 months ago
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biblically accurate ambermeli & richie tbh
#if it aint obvious well. melina is amber’s dog 💀#in many respects but in this context too IAJDKWJDJWJ#at least this is their initial dynamic bc ts just ends up going off the rails but 😭#bc while melina is a perfectly harmless looking 5’3 ‘soft’ sanrio girl#he exclusively knows her thru whatever amber tells him which means he also knows this girl is fucking crazy#so hes well aware this is#little miss alex forrest idolizer#little miss ‘spent 3 solid months parked in amber’s driveway just crying and WATCHING THRU HER WINDOWS’#little miss ‘decided tara was the other woman and developed homicidal beef w her w zero proof of that’#little miss death glaring at him if he gets within 5 feet of amber#and treating him like hes a damn svu suspect when she dont even think hes a groomer#shes just saying that shit recreationally bc she hates him and its easy 😭#yes i think their dynamic is very funny im ngl#being ghostface will have you 25 with a 17 yr old romantic rival like ‘damn where’s melina’s crazy ass today’#(not that he’d rlly ever have to ask bc if amber is anywhere she is always not even a foot away!)#i just find the beef amusing bc#only in this Situation will u have#a 25 yr old grown 6 foot man and a severely mentally ill 17 yr old hello kitty girl#squabbling over the same bitch. then again#ARGUABLY not richie’s first time competing with a teenager for another teenager. i look at the twins#but thats neither here nor there#ik they be pissing amber off bad but again. nothing new.#love my insane ppl train of thought i aint even mean to tag essay this but#felt the need to yap#ceci speaks#slasherverse posting#oc: melina bates#Youtube
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