#incorrect babylon 5 quotes

[therighthandofvengeance]

Londo: Alright, Lennier, look— you’re feeling a lot of pain right now. You’re angry. You’re hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is?

[Lennier nods]

Londo: Strip joints!

[whatmathgodwrought]

Londo: My sequined disco shirt is too tight. But it does not matter, for I have forgotten how to PARTY!

Vir: Ah, then shall I cancel the gala which doubles as a covert assassination attempt on Ambassador G'Kar?

Londo: No! The event is still on. Call my tailor. Do I have to spell it out for you?

[dragon-ashes1485]

Elrond:

Gil-Galad: He has become one with his true self!!

Arondir: he's passed out.

Gil-Galad: yes, that too :)

[woodsfae]

Garibaldi: I think you should do less legal speed and sleep more. Dr Franklin: I'm going to do more legal speed and sleep less.

[danganronpafakes]

Monokuma: I like you, you're trouble. Kokichi: Why, thank you. That's the nicest thing anyone has said about me in days.

Source: Babylon 5 (“Voices of Authority”)

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

cG: YOUR TEAM CAN GO TO HELL! AND THE ENTIRE SESSION CAN GO TO HELL! AND YOU CAN GO TO HELL TOO, I WOULDN’T WANT YOU TO FEEL LEFT OUT.

[the-gateway-to-madness]

You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe.

-Douxie, probably

[incorrect-losers]

Bill: Audra, what a surprise

Audra: A pleasant one?

Bill: I wouldn’t go that far

[flilisskywalker]

Avengers 5 - The Last Hope

Russo Brothers: Will we be bailing you out?

Feige: No, it's not like...

Russo Brothers: Let's call it for what it is. It's a piece of shit, isn't?

Feige: Yeah.

Russo Brothers: And we'd be bailing you out, wouldn't we?

Feige: Yeah.

Russo Brothers: We'll do it.

[demons-incorrect-alw]

Mungojerrie: Something here doesn’t make sense.

Rumpleteazer: That’s what I thought when I came across "crotchety". "This can not be a real word,” I said.

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Usher: I'm still waiting for an explanation, Edgar.

Edgar: Yes. And I'm prepared to give you one, Usher, as soon as the room stops spinning.

[therighthandofvengeance]

[paulgadzikowski]

What if Ambassador Kosh had Heelys under there?

[Image ID: A three panel comic in black and white, it’s only lines. The first panel shows ambassador Kosh from Babylon 5 in his usual suit. A speech bubble above him says “farewell Sheridan”. In the second panel he is lifting his robe to show two skinny legs and sneakers on his feet. The final panel shows him zooming away on his Heelys, still holding up his robe.]

[bluejello]

incorrect babylon 5 quotes (3/?)

[star-trek-shallot]

*Bones and Spock are forced to work together on a dangerous mission*

Spock: If you would just let me do my job, Doctor, I may be able to help you.

Bones: And if I had a baseball bat, we could hang you from the ceiling and play piñata.

Spock: ...A piñata, huh? So you think of me as something bright and cheerful, full of toys and candy for young children.

Spock: Thank you. That makes me feel much better about our relationship.

Attaching a link because this is Walter Koenig's line in Babylon 5 and he is very good in this show, also his character has some amazing roasts and this is one of them (this one starts around 0:50)

[incorrectvermintide]

Kruber: You got a plan?

Bardin: Let's try not to get killed.

Kruber: Brilliant.